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#highdivsplatoon

Spirit Shackle (along with two subs) just got third in Stellaris Phantasm! GGs to all the teams we faced! #compsplatoon
@andanti.bsky.social - Dualie slave
@escapixxspl.bsky.social - Our midline Everyman
@prespl.bsky.social - The backliner
@thesplooshqueen.bsky.social - #1 Turf Inker

CERTIFIEDDDD GOAT ACTIVITIES

Spook Shack (still have no clue what that means) just won Teacup!! GGS to all the teams we faced! #compsplatoon

I'M SO LATE LET'S GO CLOWN ENSEMBLE WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CLOWN ENSEBMLE WINS GOLD BRACKET IN TRANS CUP FALL 2025!!!

@eleqilix.bsky.social - anti-tristrike shrapnel helmet
@damage0vertime.bsky.social - threw it back for jammy
@hitonmuovailuvaha.bsky.social - I'M NEVER SLEEPING AGAIN!!!
Jammy - got 11 wails

GGs!

(thx @delterr19.bsky.social for strikes)

CRAAAAAZY

wave breaker quad in question:

MY GOATSSSS

So uh…. I haven’t posted in a while.
ANYWHO my pickup got 4th in ftiu
@thesplooshqueen.bsky.social (pro/sploosh)
@reedmatchaspl.bsky.social (jet/hydra)
Golias (brushes)

insaaanely clean

YouTube video by SplatDroid Falling - A Splatoon 3 Team Montage (DPS ONLY)

Our first ever TEAM MONTAGE just dropped!

Its edited by Fern, go check it out!!

youtu.be/7AEv7fUXajk

#compsplatoon #splatoon3

SPLATOON 3 NORTH AMERICAN LEAGUE - WEEK 1 TEAM TRENDS - Milky Way had an astounding 10.35 Splats/Assists per Minute. The next highest was 9.65! ⁃ Hypernova led the way with 1203.4 Turf per Minute, even higher than their Preseason average! (1195.6) SOLO SUPERSTARS ⁃ SSNolan (.96 Gal Deco, Moonlight) had the highest single-game Splat /Assist total with 27 (vs fofofo, Clam Blitz on Inkblot Art Academy) - Capt.Happy (Snipewriter 5H & N-Zap '85, Hypernova) had the highest Splat Participation score, with contributions to 35.5% of the team's Splats. MISCELLANEOUS - There were 14 non-DC-related KO's in Week 1. (8 SZ, 4 RM, 2 TC, 0 CB) ⁃ The 3 most-played weapons were Slosher (46 picks), .52 Gal (42), and Snipewriter 5H (41)

The one and only @ninewholegrains.bsky.social has made a stats recap sheet from Week 1 of the Splatoon 3 North American League! Take a look.

#S3NAL #CompSplatoon

Hiya welp I got 3d place again in tristrike Tuesdays silver bracket with pickup
@violettwlgirly.bsky.social
Vince
Rmzy
Iexist
Deca
Here's ore team pictures
#compsplatoon

woooow they must've had a really good hedit player for this

@somefox5.bsky.social (subbed for enemy team) (mini/ranged) - "Shrimple as that"
Golias (pain) - "Painbrush in your walls"

@rat-of-pain.bsky.social (well) - "*COUGH COUGH COUGH *mutes mic*"
@frostiix.bsky.social (swords) - "Born to Decav, forced to Wipe"
Hound (bucket/hedit) - "ye couple mins im stroking the flute"
@iashcannot.bsky.social (hedit) "Thank you, Golias, we all said in unison" (after rat gets the double)

Freshly Picked and Critters Ink (and Golias!) came together for a Critter Garden (and Golias, ok?) pickup for Shark Tank today! A Bronze Bracket win is in season 🐾🐾🐾🍓🍓🛡!

Hi guys! My pickup won 3rd in FTIU!
@violettwlgirly.bsky.social (dread)
@candyshiber.bsky.social (stringer)
@thesplooshqueen.bsky.social (pro)
Thanks for everyone that supported us through the run!

TRUUUUE IT'S TRUUUUUUUUE!!!!

Freshly Picked and Rat getting a Zooka shot at them from the distance.

Freshly Picked and Rat jumping for joy in front of the camera with a beakon, Crab Tank, and Rainmaker.

Freshly picked and Rat staring into the camera with specials ready, Zipcaster popped, and a Beakon Beaked.

Freshly Picked shooting the Rainmaker carrier, who is also on Freshly Picked.

The harvest is a bit late, but! Freshly Picked won the Academy Showcase's Sophomore Bracket this past Sunday!

We took some pictures to commemorate! Feat. @rat-of-pain.bsky.social from Critters Ink 🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🐀

GGs, and thank you SBA, our coach, and our team manager for the opportunity! #compsplatoon

goat activities!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CLOWN ENSEMBLE WON BETA BRACKET IN SOLAR ECLIPSE 43!

@hitonmuovailuvaha.bsky.social - Won beta bracket twice
Jammy - beat the "forever second" allegations
@damage0vertime.bsky.social - #1 Record score setter #1 Score booster #1 Rainmaker Stopper
@eleqilix.bsky.social - only picked machine in finals

MY GOATTTT

My pickup won mug cup!!!!
@thesplooshqueen.bsky.social (pro, sploosh) “TRUST ME ON SPLOOSH” (it worked)
@electricalsquid.bsky.social (swords) “guys my connection”
@yuhsoapy.bsky.social (cooler) “frick your sploosh>:(“
2 tournament wins in one week :D

CJ’s pickup got 3rd in silver FTIU!
@cjastral.bsky.social (sword, bucket) “bro theres no more ice cream :(“
@paratasite.bsky.social (chargers) “BRO THE DECAV”
Zh (carbon) “sweets and apple juice dont go together”
Eri (sub, swords) “CJ we are jumping you”

We ran it back, and we won sharktank this time! Ggs to the teams we faced!
@candyshiber.bsky.social
@andanti.bsky.social
@thesplooshqueen.bsky.social
Red (coach)

LETTTT'S GOOOOO!!!!! HELLLLLL YEAH CONGRATS

WII SPORTS RESORT won Tristrike Tuesday!!!

@inko123.bsky.social - frontline pen

SMGalactic - pro

@sylyx.bsky.social - swords

Me - nautili

GGs to everyone we played!

#compsplatoon

goat activities