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Nice try Democrats, but not even releasing a bunch of the Epstein documents is going to trick Americans into reading.

Imagining trump fellate Clinton really makes it a difficult wank

Fat bloke, drives two Jaguars at the same time

And only the first two of those are any good

He’s the kind of lad who’d be into doing blackface

“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . "

I kind of admire Microsoft for its chutzpah -- "yeah our products are shit, so what, pay up suckers"

Pre-season friendly

Oasis are the Nigel Farages of the pop world: harking back to slightly iffy things from generations past and the media love them as they'll always pop up with an off colour quote.

There are 37 donors funding the $300 million build of the new White House ballroom.

Unsurprisingly, Amazon is on that list. But you know who isn’t? Independent bookstores.

And this is why it will *always* be bookstores over billionaires. ✊

The league are “doing a Merkel”

He also talks about “my analyst” like me after 5 pints

Correct. My dad graduated in history from Oxford in '68 and it wasn't exactly all kings and queens...

Manchester evening news is as bad as I’ve seen

And so typical that, after retiring from one-day and T20 cricket, stokes managed to injure himself in that pointless bunfight

YouTube video by blue water Keith Harris & Orville i wish i could Fiy on the-keith-harris-show 1,11,1982

www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0V5...

yes captain obvious, the point here is that it’s a social marker

YouTube video by Laibach - Topic Leben heisst leben

liberally inspired by www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zt2_...

Brexit heißt Abschied
Brexit heißt Zoll
Brexit heißt Insel
Brexit heißt voll

Brexit heißt Arbeit
Brexit heißt Nacht
Brexit heißt Ordnung
Brexit heißt Macht

Brexit heißt Brexit

Brexit heißt Brexit

Brexit heißt Brexit
Brexit heißt Krieg
Brexit heißt Grenzen
Brexit heißt Sieg

Brexit heißt Freiheit
Brexit heißt Pflicht
Brexit heißt Einsam
Brexit heißt Licht

I call this one "Teresa Maibach": (with apologies to Opus and a debt of gratitude to the great Laibach):

They're geniuses compared to this imbecile and his talentless, parasitic offspring

Good tip, will check it out, thanks

Verhoeven said he hated the book and never got beyond the 2nd chapter. So he ignored it and made the film he wanted to make. His Hollywood career is finally getting the recognition it deserves

Starship Troopers is a very valid critique of 1980s America and its militarism and vulgar materialism (unbeknownst to the producers apparently).
The sequels are gung-ho bollocks.

"Liberals scoff at President Trump's plan to strap his political enemies to nuclear missiles fired at the moon, but even his harshest critics have to admit his plan takes action on the concerns many in America's heartland have about werewolves."

If water does indeed have memory (it’s impossible but let’s say it does) then how does it survive evaporation? And passing through a living organism must be highly traumatic before even think about excretion