@cfarrels.bsky.social
Avid reader and binge watcher of (too) many shows. I fear travel to GB due to all the murders I've seen on the bingeing previously mentioned. Favorite Chex cereal: wheat Favorite food group: chocolate Favorite Margot: Robbie
Ladies... I think he might be available!
08.11.2025 17:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Funny how Santos can prove Mamdani right and remind us what a terrible person he is all at the same time.
29.10.2025 12:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The sign at GOP HQ says:
Only One Total Asshole per Administration
and they've already exceeded that by about a thousand.
It'll be in two weeks.
22.10.2025 14:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I almost cut myself on some glass wires laughing at this orange embarrassment.
21.10.2025 18:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Plus, he has a spare on his shoulders.
21.10.2025 13:08 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Remember:
Not all Republicans are Nazis
But all Nazis are Republican.
US military technology reached its pinochle: a jet capable of removing Trump's Depends mid flight.
A proud day indeed.
At least the couch understands her pain.
19.10.2025 13:11 — 👍 25 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0I think they dropped it until the official name of the army gets changed to The He-Man Woman Haters Club.
12.10.2025 23:52 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Schumer thinks that Mills kid is a keeper.
08.10.2025 12:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Phone reception at the bar is terrible.
08.10.2025 00:25 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She stole them?
So JD is taking over the family business.
Six months?!!
03.10.2025 00:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When will the next He-man Woman Haters Club meet? And who brings snacks? Air Force?
01.10.2025 13:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When will the next He-man Woman Haters Club meet? And who brings snacks? Air Force?
01.10.2025 13:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump was so batshit crazy Jake Tapper might have to write another book about Biden.
01.10.2025 00:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He's using an auto pen on Truth social?
Thank you for your attention in this matter.
I'm using my antifa checks to pay for my Medbed.
28.09.2025 16:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Will Portland be the eighth war he's stopped? And STILL no Nobel piece prize!
28.09.2025 11:48 — 👍 25 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Nixon didn't have this GOP working for him.
26.09.2025 16:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do I have time to grab a sandwich before the rapture, or should I just bring some chips?
23.09.2025 19:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Fearful Americans Stockpiling Facts Before Federal Government Comes To Take Them Away
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19.09.2025 14:00 — 👍 10576 🔁 2954 💬 196 📌 215I'm already in line to not buy mine.
19.09.2025 01:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And it's not in his nature to share, even if he could.
17.09.2025 12:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0With no repeats.
17.09.2025 01:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My deepest sympathies.
16.09.2025 13:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think he meant that in a loving, caring way. You know, as if she were hunting with her father.
15.09.2025 00:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wait... You mean the current administration LIED?!
How can that be?
That hasn't happened since a few minutes ago.
“If you can’t honor a man by quoting him directly because his own words seem disparaging to his legacy, then perhaps you shouldn’t try to honor him at all.” Watch my latest here: www.youtube.com/live/2Mv50KZ...
14.09.2025 23:04 — 👍 23742 🔁 6191 💬 413 📌 278
