Bruce

Nice! Pet your pooch for me as well.

Billionaire Buying Sandwich Unfairly Targeted With 5% Sales Tax

Billionaire Buying Sandwich Unfairly Targeted With 5% Sales Tax
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One of Trump's new tariff free movies.

We don't need London anymore!

The Art of the Shlemiel

“My simple-minded tariffs have made ‘beautiful’ American goods prohibitively expensive so foreign countries are cancelling orders. THIS IS ALL THEIR FAULT!!!!!!!! WHAAAA! WHAAAA!”

"No matter how corrupt, greedy, and heartless our government, our corporations, our media, and our religious & charitable institutions may become, the music will still be wonderful. If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph: The only proof he needed for the existence of God was music."

RIP Kurt Vonnegut. Gone 18 yrs. Dang.

Trumpers are going to be so broke they'll have to settle for renting the libs rather than owning them.

If it keeps up like this...

Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression WASHINGTON—Warning that Americans should brace themselves for an economic “period of transition,” President Donald Trump told reporters Monday that a recession would be an unfortunate but necessary st...

Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression

Vance lands in Greenland, a place that doesn't want him. Photo by Jim Watson of Vance in puffy coat gesturing to nobody.

Nothing I can write makes this funnier than it already is.

Seriously, who could have known?

All 46,000 Cybertrucks Recalled: Parts Keep Falling Off - Joe.My.God. TechCrunch reports: Tesla is issuing a recall for around 46,000 Cybertrucks sold to date because of an exterior steel trim panel on the side of the windshield that can peel off. The National Highway T...

So, they're self-vandalizing then?

www.joemygod.com/2025/03/all-...

Billy Frank Jr. statue brings modern representation to U.S. Capitol The statue depicts Billy Frank Jr. wearing jeans, a button-down shirt and a bolo tie. Below his cowboy boots, salmon are jumping out of the Nisqually River.

The statue depicts Billy Frank Jr. wearing jeans, a button-down shirt and a bolo tie. Below his cowboy boots, salmon are jumping out of the Nisqually River.

The winning continues.

Congressman Al Green on X: "Today, the House GOP censured me for speaking out for the American people against @POTUS’s plan to cut Medicaid. I accept the consequences of my actions, but I refuse to stay silent in the face of injustice. #WeShallOvercome https://t.co/sVklRmPCJl" / X Today, the House GOP censured me for speaking out for the American people against @POTUS’s plan to cut Medicaid. I accept the consequences of my actions, but I refuse to stay silent in the face of injustice. #WeShallOvercome https://t.co/sVklRmPCJl

Today, the House GOP censured me for speaking out for the American people against @POTUS’s plan to cut Medicaid. I accept the consequences of my actions, but I refuse to stay silent in the face of injustice. #WeShallOvercome x.com/repalgreen/s...

Exactly this.

Life is good

Cartoon by successpictures.

Beyond parody — after taking a blowtorch to the federal government the Trump administration is now in court saying they can’t obey court orders because their staff has been cut 🤔

More receipts on the DOGE “receipts.”

If you work in the American tourism industry be prepared to bring a book to work because the world has no plans on visiting you.

i'm stealing this from someone on twitter but the difference in body language here is due to the fact that both of these men are condemned to eternal damnation in the deepest circle of Hell but only Rubio realizes it

Next thing you know, Trump will expect Jews to stop saying negative things about Hitler.

Arkansas Youth Pastor Arrested On Child Sex Charges - Joe.My.God. Little Rock’s NBC affiliate reports: Andrew Apple, who later became a youth staff member at a Northwest Arkansas church, is accused of sexually abusing at least two underage victims over several years...

If kids got raped at Denny's as often as they get raped at church every Denny's in the country would've burned to the ground decades ago.

www.joemygod.com/2025/02/ar-y...

An embarrassed Vance lashed out because Zelenskyy rightly told him Putin has shown he can’t be trusted to respect a cease fire or peace deal — and pointed out Vance has never set foot in Ukraine.

Egg prices are spiraling out of control, gas at the pump is going up, there are more and more plane crashes, and now for the first time in ages, there’s a death from measles, with possibly more to come. I knew this would happen when Kamala Harris was elected.

Michigan lawmaker to introduce resolution calling on Supreme Court to overturn same-sex marriage A Michigan lawmaker plans to introduce a resolution calling on the U.S. Supreme Court to reverse the Obergefell v. Hodges decision that legalized same-sex marriage.

F*&k this guy. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...