Perspiring Barista

Who doesn't? 😋

WT actual F indeed??

It would take me way less than 7 minutes to steal these. 😈

Trump is dumb in almost every way except when it comes to criming, where he's a certified genius.

I am on a rough draft of the obit. so let me know when I need to get a rush on it.

Oh, but he went to Wharton. #chuckle

He's on par, as always.

Too bad he didn't take the orange criminal with him.

Considering the 6'3", 239lbs source. 😭

K, gotta get me on that xmas list.

and IQ47 calling everyone low IQ.

Tbf, she’s got irresistible fake leather on just like his old couch.

Simply stunning 😍

Combover Caligula!

GOP, the Grand Old Pedophile party.

Have you been binging Lupin?

heels without a safety pole in the shower is a bad idea.

Tell me you've been to Bahstun!

I used to go to The Bull & Finch Pub when I lived on Beacon Hill long before it got famous from the TV show. Luckily, there were still other watering holes nearby afterwards.

... he might be more popular in Boston.

Are we new here? American have been baddies for awhile. I grew up with constant nightly B52 blanket bombings and Howitzer mortars.

Is there designated staff for the hair or just general help? Inquiring minds and all.

I never realized there were that many bloody awful people in this country, deplorable doesn’t begin to adequately cover it.

Are we sure he’s an ex addict?

Jaysus, there’s nothing I detest more than pot luck. Dishes need to be orchestrated, we’re not animals at the trough, ffs. I simply refuse to go to one.

Shittiest realityTV evah.

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Fake bonespurs.

This mofo! 🤬

and the only thing in Donny's orbit that's overworked and qualified.