Cobalt

Santa was WHITE
Football is OURS
Skittles are CURRENCY
Nermal was CUTER than GARFIELD
Plants are NOT ALIVE
Vests should be worn BACKWARDS
Lakes are IMAGINARY
Jumping is BAD
Shoes are for HANDS

the way I recoiled

mueller and avenatti as superheros flying through the air like it’s 2018

While many of you are likely yelling "GO PATRIOTS" or "GO SEAHAWKS!" I'm yelling "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!"

🫡

my 15 year old was more excited to see green day than any other part of the super bowl lol

Just soldered the antenna to the toaster for perfect reception to watch the Kid Rock Halftime Hoedown

they could not pay me enough to tune into Kid Rock in the year of our lord 2026

By the way, for those of you not in MN: Homan’s strategy was to withdraw some agents, so it felt like we were in the denouement of the crisis, and then escalate hard against observers. They’re being incredibly aggressive with observers now. National media may not want to check out just yet

I've never fought for anything in my entire life. I'm fighting for this hat.

genuinely wild that one man without a typical position of power could cause so much destruction.

(sagely) this is good for bitcoin

lol this is the most ominous letter I've ever seen in my life.

If Jeff Bezos could afford to spend $75 million on the Melania movie & $500 million for a yacht to sail off to his $55 million wedding to give his wife a $5 million ring, please don't tell me he needed to fire one-third of the Washington Post staff.

Democracy dies in oligarchy.

today truly is the day that donald trump became president 😌

Look, if they do this, it's bad.

But also, the math doesn't entire math for me. Cook County alone has ~3,000 voting precincts, and some must have multiple polling stations.

There are ~4,000 armed ICE agents in US. More CBP (who are lumped in w this, prob). But even if we get to 20,000 armed ppl?

watch us, bitch

removing 700 and leaving 2,000+ isn’t a drawdown, it’s an occupying force

I personally do not think some rich man should be able to buy an institution like this like a toy and then break it when he doesn’t want to play with it anymore. bsky.app/profile/benm...

74% of Democrats support abolishing ICE, with 53% *strongly* supporting it, according to YouGov polling from last month.

Weak calls for "reform" are coming from *elected* Democrats like Chuck, not the average Democratic voter.

BREAKING: 8 more U.S. Attorneys in MN resign from Trump’s DOJ in protest as backlash grows.
This isn’t normal; isn’t routine reshuffling. It’s a rebellion.
Last month, 6 veteran prosecutors quit in protest. Normal staffing for the MN DOJ’s office is around 50 attorneys. They’re down to just 9.

ICE halts "all movement" at Texas detention facility due to measles infections The measles​ cases at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center were detected Friday, Department of Homeland Security spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin said in a statement to CBS News.

BREAKING: ICE has halted "all movement" at a Texas detention facility due to measles infections, DHS confirms.

can you imagine the crazy mixed-up world where he thinks his job is to fight for what’s best for the democratic party

New Interview: www.newyorker.com/culture/q-an...

As you see the reports out of Texas SD-9, keep in mind: This was the cash discrepancy.

Money speaks -- but it's not as loud as it used to be.

xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government

KNOW YOUR RIGHTS. STAND AND FIGHT.

FRI DAY NIGHT

Per Robert Frost:

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To know that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

Atlanta FBI boss ousted after balking at 2020 election probe Special Agent in Charge Paul Brown refused to execute search warrants over Trump’s long-running fraud claims, sources tell MS NOW.

Breaking:

The special agent in charge of the FBI's Atlanta field office was forced out this month after questioning the Trump Justice Department's renewed push to probe Fulton County's role in the 2020 election, two people familiar with the matter told MS NOW. www.ms.now/news/atlanta...