Celeste @hyperionceleste - Bluesky Profile

Love this for you!

21.02.2026 15:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Have we talked as a society yet about how unhinged Instagram stories ads have gotten in the last few months?

21.02.2026 03:03 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s like Christmas!

21.02.2026 02:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Cmon guys, this is funny.

20.02.2026 22:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Display screen in my car for the audio book “the indifferent stars above” written by Daniel James brown. The accompanying photo is of singer James brown.

Constantly cracking up at the picture that pops up for the author of this audiobook about the Donner Party tragedy.

20.02.2026 16:01 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

That too!

18.02.2026 20:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Haha I was hoping someone would!

18.02.2026 20:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Stay fresh, sea bags!

18.02.2026 15:35 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Haha no she’s never heard of him before. So it’s cracking me up that this is her only context of him.

18.02.2026 03:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man with a beard wearing a tuxedo and bow tie is clapping his hands ALT: a man with a beard wearing a tuxedo and bow tie is clapping his hands

Today I introduced my daughter to the masterpiece that is “Shia Lebeouf - Live.”

18.02.2026 03:14 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I made a left turn in front of oncoming traffic and my poor teacher made me pull over so he could get out and walk around the parking lot with his hands on his hips for a few minutes. Pretty sure he saw his life flash before his eyes.

Sorry Mr. Jeffries 😬

18.02.2026 02:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a cartoon chicken is sitting on the hood of a car and looking at the camera . ALT: a cartoon chicken is sitting on the hood of a car and looking at the camera .

Happy birthday @onegoldensun.dissky.com! I hope it’s a gorgeous day! Love ya

17.02.2026 21:15 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I desperately need all of these.

17.02.2026 19:36 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is something I never thought or hoped I would have to do, but my situation is getting dire.

I've set up a GoFundMe because I still don't have any job prospects after 15 months being laid off, my health problems have made it almost impossible to even consider working...

gofund.me/dc855bbbc

16.02.2026 21:33 — 👍 70 🔁 49 💬 3 📌 7

Facebook memories reminded me @onegoldensun.dissky.com and I met up for the first time 12 years ago! I miss you, friend!! Wish we could meet up again soon 💕

16.02.2026 15:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Honestly shocked by how productive I was today. I got so much done but now my body hurts lol that’ll teach me.

16.02.2026 03:11 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yep and it’s the exact same shit in both.

15.02.2026 22:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s such a waste!! It’s ridiculous.

15.02.2026 18:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The expectation that kids valentines now include trinkets (keychains, slime, fidgets, etc) in addition to cards pisses me off so much. I feel like I’m in a constant battle with the cheap unnecessary clutter in my home after every single holiday.

15.02.2026 17:52 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0