Jim Bender

I would give a good review to any company that didn't incessantly bug me to fill out a survey to rate their service.

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Could you leave the shape of your outline when you do?

Send him to sit on the Group W bench!

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They said, "SUPERhero."

My wife and I have a saying we remind each other of when one of us starts rehashing old betrayals. "Dirt." As in "shake the dust off your sandals as a testimony against them."

I know it wasn't true, but once again, what they accuse D's of doing (but aren't) is actually what they are doing.

With the hurricane earlier this year didn't the R's accuse Biden of politicizing the disaster and withholding funds from Red states? Glad to see that they aren't going to do that with the fires. 🙄

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Canada on annexation: Take off, you Hosers!

Then why do they call it the NATIONAL Hockey League if the league isn't all in one nation? There ain't no INTER there.

I first read "small fries" and wondered why anyone would just get the small size.
Glad you are safe.

Police? Yes, I have a tip about that little old lady that was mutilated late last night.

I've looked all over the map, but I can't find Cahoots. And why is it no one can be there alone?

What if Kamala "does the right thing?"

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Kenny Rogers wisdom

Yes, Herbie was just his nickname. Real name is RB 53

Either Dad needs to learn about the form of a terminal sigma or there are whited out letters there.

That surprises me, but I-love-a Twist in a story.

OK, in the category of small village/crossroads I'll see your "Bean's Corner" and raise you where my church is located, "Whoopup."

@irahall.bsky.social I feel like I need to inform you of a terrible slight so that you can mount a campaign to correct an egregious error. I saw on Facebook a graphic showing the oddest town names in each state--and they listed Bald Head in Maine instead of Bean's Corner!

A lot of rules when you go to the grocery store. You should squeeze the bread, but don't you dare squeeze the toilet paper!

If firefighters can do calendars...

I'm sorry, would you like to discus it with me? I've got a few ideas to throw around.

He's certainly "Ira-tating," but you've got to follow him back.

OK, no more eggnog for you.

Who used outdated email?

Mary did, Juno.

Who won the card game?

Mary did, Uno.

Felix Navidad is very proud of his son the sailor.

I guess today Arlo wouldn't be relegated to the Group W bench for littering (and causing a general nuisance)

My friend doesn't subscribe to the Separatist Choir Homepage. Ken he loggin?

Was just about to send off an email to a church member in which I began "Hello Martha." Fortunately, I happened to proofread before sending because I missed the "o"