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Brad Ackerman

@brada.bsky.social

Security engineering for Azure Edge + Platform (skeets aren’t Microsoft’s opinion unless otherwise stated)

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Do you know if Kinokuniya will be stocking this magazine in their foreign locations?

10.12.2025 06:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Since there won’t be any federal transit funding until 2029 they may as well plan on not taking Federal money. More and better vendors and Cubic can’t use the Buy America Act to try to get the award overturned.

10.12.2025 05:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you guys have no idea how many established synthwave producers in the scene have switched to using AI to generate all of their music. i’m aware of five of them now and it’s fucking depressing that none of the fans know, and being able to pick it out feels like a curse

27.11.2025 10:20 — 👍 79    🔁 7    💬 7    📌 2
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City Councilmember Rob Saka: Why I’m Voting Against the SPOG Contract Rob Saka announces that he will be voting against the SPOG contract.

Oh wow, CM Rob Saka has announced he will be voting AGAINST the proposed SPOG contract this afternoon. Unexpected!

www.thestranger.com/guest-editor...

09.12.2025 19:35 — 👍 76    🔁 15    💬 10    📌 13
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This is personally heartbreaking for me, to see my beautiful, beloved, brave baby effectively sacrificed on the altar of Copilot.

09.12.2025 17:31 — 👍 862    🔁 153    💬 29    📌 16
A classified information cover sheet but for bullshit.

BULLSHIT
THIS IS A COVER SHEET FOR BULLSHIT INFORMATION
ALL INDIVIDUALS HANDLING THIS INFORMATION ARE REQUIRED TO WASH THEIR HANDS BEFORE SERVING FOOD PRODUCTS OR SHAKING HANDS WITH ANY OTHER INDIVIDUALS NOT AUTHORIZED TO HANDLE OR DISSEMINATE BULLSHIT.
HANDLING, STORAGE, REPRODUCTION OF THE ATTACHED DOCUMENT WITHOUT THE PROPER LEVEL OF AUTHORIZATION MAY RESULT IN THE LABELING AS A BULLSHITTER.
BULLSHIT
NSN OH-BS-GIMME-A-BREAK

A classified information cover sheet but for bullshit. BULLSHIT THIS IS A COVER SHEET FOR BULLSHIT INFORMATION ALL INDIVIDUALS HANDLING THIS INFORMATION ARE REQUIRED TO WASH THEIR HANDS BEFORE SERVING FOOD PRODUCTS OR SHAKING HANDS WITH ANY OTHER INDIVIDUALS NOT AUTHORIZED TO HANDLE OR DISSEMINATE BULLSHIT. HANDLING, STORAGE, REPRODUCTION OF THE ATTACHED DOCUMENT WITHOUT THE PROPER LEVEL OF AUTHORIZATION MAY RESULT IN THE LABELING AS A BULLSHITTER. BULLSHIT NSN OH-BS-GIMME-A-BREAK

This one would be perfect for that one HUMINT report I wanted to nominate for a Hugo.

09.12.2025 20:09 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

AI is the future of War Thunder forums, in that people will input classified and sensitive info that shouldn't be.

09.12.2025 13:11 — 👍 35    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 1

Highest vote getter!

09.12.2025 02:31 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

That's enough travel they might actually treat you more like a human than self-loading cargo.

09.12.2025 01:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We know this isn’t true because if the EU was Nazi-like, Musk wouldn’t be fighting it. He’d be saluting it.

08.12.2025 14:50 — 👍 799    🔁 139    💬 11    📌 2

i have a little pewter ganesha, the remover of obstacles, on my desk, and my cat keeps biting his fucking head. wondering if this is why ive had so many Obstacles lately

08.12.2025 18:48 — 👍 267    🔁 13    💬 6    📌 0

There was actually a gym at BWI, but it closed in 2023.

08.12.2025 22:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hukou.

08.12.2025 16:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Steve Leininger holding up phone booted into LDOS

Steve Leininger holding up phone booted into LDOS

Steve Leininger, the father of the TRS-80, running TRS-80 software on his phone.

07.12.2025 21:16 — 👍 159    🔁 29    💬 2    📌 3
Moving Stories: Short-Form Graphic Novels for King County Metro Transit RapidRide King County Metro and 4Culture seek six artists to create short-form graphic novels that illuminate community stories along new and existing RapidRide lines.

WASHINGTON AND OREGON CARTOONISTS: Seattle's bus service is commissioning 6 artists for public art pieces, 2 each, of local stories, 16-32 pages, over 2026, for $54k per artist, to be freely distributed over their ridership.

details here: www.4culture.org/grants/movin...

08.12.2025 01:47 — 👍 844    🔁 820    💬 15    📌 12
Honest Government Ad | Social Media Ban
YouTube video by thejuicemedia Honest Government Ad | Social Media Ban

The Australien Government has made an ad about the Social Media Ban for Under-16s, and it's surprisingly honest and informative.

08.12.2025 03:49 — 👍 521    🔁 312    💬 17    📌 71

She married a racist polyp, so it tracks that she’d vote for a disease.

06.12.2025 23:40 — 👍 482    🔁 53    💬 15    📌 1

And the serious cross-alliance chat is on JWICS.

06.12.2025 23:45 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Sound Transit #1Line Federal Way Link Extension opening today with #DogSky

06.12.2025 22:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Photo of a magic 8 ball with a 'goatse' version of the OpenAI logo and the words ChatGPT on it, next to a white box that says "ChatGPT offline version". Inset are photos of the 8-ball responses such as "That's a great question", "You're 1000% right" and "Too many requests try again later" and then another photo from the back of the box of a holographic authenticity sticker that says FAKE.

Photo of a magic 8 ball with a 'goatse' version of the OpenAI logo and the words ChatGPT on it, next to a white box that says "ChatGPT offline version". Inset are photos of the 8-ball responses such as "That's a great question", "You're 1000% right" and "Too many requests try again later" and then another photo from the back of the box of a holographic authenticity sticker that says FAKE.

After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT.

Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.

05.12.2025 16:02 — 👍 2973    🔁 1095    💬 33    📌 39
Texte: le calendrier de l’avent interdit 

Image 1: un pied de biche 

Image 2: un ensemble de casiers automatiques type « Amazon » situé en extérieur

Texte: le calendrier de l’avent interdit Image 1: un pied de biche Image 2: un ensemble de casiers automatiques type « Amazon » situé en extérieur

06.12.2025 07:24 — 👍 4226    🔁 1599    💬 20    📌 37

What does Mr. Croshaw have to do with any of this?

06.12.2025 19:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Greetings from the first revenue service train to leave Federal Way, with all three county Executives, Senator Maria Cantwell, CEO Dow Constantine and numerous other board members.

06.12.2025 18:56 — 👍 230    🔁 18    💬 4    📌 7
Santa Claus Is Tapping Your Phone Lyrics - Christmas Carols Santa Claus Is Tapping Your Phone Lyrics - Christmas Carols

So, you mustn't assume
That you are secure.
On Christmas Eve
He'll kick in your door.
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone.

06.12.2025 19:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
06.12.2025 00:49 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What else would you expect from Luxottica?

06.12.2025 00:38 — 👍 24    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Both doggos are 12/10.

05.12.2025 19:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It wouldn’t be a proper betting facility in the US if there wasn’t someone betting on the assassination of someone who they’re plotting to assassinate. At least there’ll be a paper trail?

05.12.2025 19:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Kozmo? They’d have been fine if they stuck to Boston/NY/Philadelphia rather than expanding into places like Atlanta.

05.12.2025 18:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Did Glenn Frey even have a pilot certificate?

05.12.2025 04:40 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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