Emily

Was one of his parents a leopard?

I worry that she's not relaxed enough.

Next year's costume: hellocobber pilot

The mind reels.

How are they still getting their messaging so very wrong? Congrats on your high SAT verbal score from thirty years ago. Now tell people plainly and directly how you will address the issues they personally face every day.

Sweet sleepy babies! I didn't want to get out of bed this morning, either.

Costume is sold out everywhere

The call is coming from inside the house

Hmm. I thought 300 million Americans also died because of fentanyl coming in from Canada. You'd think if 600 million people (out of our population of 330 million) died, the impact would be greater.

Passing score not required.

Why would she have counters and not grant you access? Perfect vantage point in any home and conveniently located near the Food Place.

Only 19 years? You're an inspiration.

Orange tabby cat is sleeping on a sherpa throw with his back to the camera. He has already claimed the prime sleeping spot by his person (several hours before bedtime).

It's so sweet when the cats get cuddlier during fall and winter. I'm sure the timing is just a coincidence.

#cats #catsofbluesky

Worth it as a subscription model, even

The boring adult side of me can't help but notice that it's tethered with packing tape and worries the finish will come off the handrail. But the rest of me wonders if I could pull this off with my stairs because it would be awesome.

Impeccable beans

Feels like they're already doing that

You could remove "lie about it" from your post and it would still ring true for me.

Wow. Who knew there was so much money to be made in soybean farming. Magic beans, probably.

Busy day of rejecting multiple wet food options over here.

Per Goods Unite Us, they're also anti-choice so they can fuck all the way off. White conservative males only, apparently.

A light-up cat would come in handy at the top of the stairs in the predawn hours when they're herding their person toward the kitchen.

Calico stems are prized for their beauty and uniqueness. She's right to protect them from thieves.

They're an offense not to be borne

Too many multi-syllable words

Once again validating the intelligence of cats

Imagine if that information fell into the wrong hands (and they had a time machine)

"Very dignified!" was my first thought

A category that grows by the hour

This is chilling. And it doesn't exist anymore except on the Internet.