Birds Do Have Rivals, that Grackle is a DICK.

Jasper, who is densely fluffy, is sitting in profile as his sister sticks a paw right in his face. He has scrunched back into himself, head into neck, neck into shoulders, shoulders into ribs, ribs into hindquarters. He looks a lot like a soft serve ice cream, or something that came out of a piping bag. His neck is invisible and his head looks like a mismatched lid on a fat little jar.

Jasper at maximum scrunch. Where does his neck go?! Theories?

LIVEJOURNAL DAYS!!! OMG.

I love it because it makes me think of goth goat shorts.

Live deliciously, etc.

Fancy slaps at Junie, paw just about to connect with her stupid little face, as Junie squints and winds up for a slap of her own. The motion blur is quite comical.

Funnily enough....

State Department set to launch ‘Office of Remigration’ The concept of remigration has explicitly neo-Nazi roots and has been popularized in Europe.

SCOOP: The State Department's new reorganization plan includes the opening of an "Office for Remigration," a term popularized by far right extremists and neo-Nazis in Europe. The office will coordinate directly with DHS "to advance the President’s immigration agenda."

My report:

Fancy, a slightly rumpled gray longhair cat, with beautiful green eyes and very good bone structure.

Fancy is a wild-looking little creature. She looks like when a dragon is a cat.

Junie and Fancy (cats) face off. Junie is crouched, ears back, a defiant look on her face. Fancy is sitting, looking down at her.

Junie's conses are about to quence.

Oooh, neat pixelation effect!

He jumped into the window and the sound his stupid little head made scared the bird off and he was LIVID about the whole thing. WOULD NOT be consoled.

A fluffy seal-point cat sits in a window. Every line of his body from his lashing tail to his pinned-back ears speaks of a deep and utterly thwarted rage.

LOOK HOW MAD JASPER IS OVER A BIRD.

BERNADETTE
BERNADETTE IM SORRY

My hand to fucking god that was a typo. THAT WAS A TYPO AND I AM NOT WEARINF MY GLASSES.

Happy birthday, Vincent Price, who caused me issues in Religion class when we had to watch Dong of Bernadette.

YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland

Someone mentioned this on a DIFFERENT social media platform but it's saved in my clipboard now so I must post it:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPCJ...

Also yes on the slime girls, I was just excited about lampreys.

Slime girls being a good thing seemed pretty obvious.

Yes on the lamprey!

A rumpled gray kitty lies against her person's chest, paw making biscuits, looking at the camera with lovely, soft eyes and a sweet expression.

Cuddling Fancy during a storm last night. I love her so, so much. Best cat.

Mark my words, calling it now, if they are not brought sharply to heel they WILL try to make it *illegal* to vaccinate kids. Maybe just one kind, maybe just some kids, but they're going to try.

Oh no little man! I'm so sorry! 😢

<Neutrality helps the opresor>

Getting to write for the Dark Crystal was an honor and a joy.

Getting to center sign language on the world of Thra as much as I did was a pleasure.

Texas please, please call!

(And everyone else, please share!)

A seal point cat with a curly ear and the stupidest possible expression is licking a smaller, blissful looking dishrag of a gray cat on top of her head. She is holding her ears out of the way for him and smiling.

I really appreciate that a lot. Thank you. The community feels really fuckin forgotten right now. Like more than usual.

Anyway, you're kind and I reward that so look at this silly picture of Jasper grooming Fancy right before he bit her ear and she punched him.

Do yourself a favor! It’s a delight!
👇👇👇

A little gray cat lies curled in a sunbeam.

I wouldn't know, I'VE NEVER NOT HAD FREELOADERS.

SHE! DOESN'T! PAY! RENT!

*stands up tall* umscuse me is this the line for sidekicks tryouts? I'm Jasper "Burger Boy" Pringlefart and I can root AND toot, and my sister is Juniper Ballooniper and she's mean and can do corncob AND balloon body shapes. If u ask I think we can find black hats there's one here somewhere.

I choose to believe his ear tufts are how his cowboy mustache would look.

It isn't just ignorance and fatphobia, it's eugenics. They want "unhealthy" people dead. They WANT that.

I hope so too, little terrors. It was an EXTREMELY stressful night and humor aside I'm still worried. But they're young and healthy and hopefully they genuinely didn't swallow anything bad. NAUGHTY BABIES.

I won't stop believin' in her!!!