Stephanie 🍉

nilered needs to have a cameraman that negs and attacks him instead of being a yes man about everything. would be much more enjoyable content if someone was there saying it's stupid.

Excerpt from American Psycho that says "Besides, this girl's favorite movie is Pretty in Pink and she thinks Sting is cool, so what is happening to her is, like, not totally undeserved and one shouldn't feel bad for her. This is no time for the innocent."

Exactly what it's like when someone on the internet has bad taste

the "AHAHAHAH HOW ARE YOU THAT SMALL" meme with the 4 girls laughing except it says "AHAHAHAH mercator projection"

how it feels to look at many maps

Looker the fluffy black cat sitting on the top of a red couch in blast zone of cat hair

Looker again in the same spot but now he's got one leg dangling off the couch and his tail is very fluffy

Looker again in the same spot but now he's more curled up and his eyes are large

Meanwhile Looker has been making shapes

Nanu the grey brown tabby is sitting on the couch facing me with both his front paws over my left arm.

Hanging out nicely

oh yeah definitely. plus the under-30s you talk to are generally younger than the ones i do!!

this is truly what it's like to talk to anyone who's under 30

there's gotta be a glass barrier right. i'm sure if they could smell the exhibit they would NOT be saying that.

Alex says I'm actually really sad that I'm probably never gonna have kids..." Her friend says "you'll feel better at the David Lynch retrospective." They watch the Eraserhead baby wheeze. Alex, tearfully bursts out "God, I wanna be a mom."

no one on earth should be thinking about college football including americans. even the ones who are in college.

Asked for "Swan Boy but make it 90s bootleg Bart" & this is what I got. Can't recommend enough, 5 popcorn bags
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Natalie Portman in Black Swan being menaced by a doppelganger in the mirror

When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs

Film bros when you want to watch Ernest Goes To Camp and not Ernest Scared Stupid

missed "other" at first and was like you're right. numb by linkin park IS better than any u2 song. no reason for bono to be singing on it.

Don't Buy Starbucks! At any location, today and beyond, while workers are on ULP strike!

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

Source: https://x.com/JoyceCarolOates/status/1987911498241356141

A screenshot for the record.

every so often i misread LLM as LMM and i just nod along as the post goes off about society needing to move on from it

i think martha's bad

The Americans season 4, which was airing at the same time that my other answer (Bojack Horseman season 3) dropped. great summer for me.

ハルジオ（Lebanne）

Reminder: If you use generative AI for *any of your writing tasks* you are a Slopper not a writer and should be ashamed of yourself. The end.

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TREBEK: something my date asked even after i leaned over to helpfully point out who this title character is

ME: what’s chappie?

TREBEK: you’re on the board

Looker the fluffy black cat again, still laying on me in bed, but now his ears are back and his eyes are wide. His mane is also very fluffy.

He got slightly nervous because he heard a noise (Nanu was walking into the room)

Looker the fluffy black cat laying on top of me while I lay in bed, from my perspective. One paw is outstretched onto my chest and he's looking into the camera.

Same cat in the same position as before but now his paws are politely posed together.

He's an actual human man

Fluffy black cat with yellow eyes, Looker, looking at me past his upturned mane, which resembles a jester's collar.

i ruffled up his clown collar

cheesa tonkas 😌

not to mention he keeps having kids with other women and then leaving