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He/Him, Husband, Geek, GenX, Gamer... Lover of most things vintage from cars to machinery and technology. And music. Profile pic credit: Fan art of Karlach from BG3. Artist unknown. Mastodon: https://topspicy.social/@WhyNotZoidberg

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J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.

19.11.2025 17:56 — 👍 3119    🔁 579    💬 165    📌 293

This is a day celebrating one man and one man only

19.11.2025 18:51 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Among the traits that define tech Bros the "don't actually understand tech" is always in the top 3.

19.11.2025 18:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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dont tell the mods but i found a trick that lets banned ppl unban themselves

19.11.2025 18:34 — 👍 324    🔁 14    💬 12    📌 0

Also known as 100% predictable.

Also Libertarians who defends deepfakes are not exactly improving the reputation of libertarians...

19.11.2025 18:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Is it just me or are way too many American companies actual fronts for ACTUAL CULTS involved in eugenics?

19.11.2025 13:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
From X:

Henri Fjord
@henri_fjord
X.com
"I wanted to come back here to Israel and let you know that I served you as the mayor."
- NYC Mayor Eric Adams

Photo is screenshot of the video showing mayor Adams standing in front of a stone wall, surrounded by a few men in suits.

From X: Henri Fjord @henri_fjord X.com "I wanted to come back here to Israel and let you know that I served you as the mayor." - NYC Mayor Eric Adams Photo is screenshot of the video showing mayor Adams standing in front of a stone wall, surrounded by a few men in suits.

Discuss.

18.11.2025 04:03 — 👍 197    🔁 29    💬 27    📌 17

An interesting thing here, given the news, is that the secretary of education is the defendant in a suit accusing her of turning a blind eye to the operations of a child molestation ring that, there is no dispute, operated within her business from the 1970s to the 1990s

18.11.2025 19:32 — 👍 1344    🔁 543    💬 13    📌 10
Two girls sharing a tender moment surrounded by ghost cats.

Two girls sharing a tender moment surrounded by ghost cats.

Love Hemisphere. 💞

14.11.2025 17:25 — 👍 6547    🔁 1683    💬 39    📌 33

She's hacked?

18.11.2025 19:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Laura Loomer tweet saying GOP has a Nazi problem.

Laura Loomer tweet saying GOP has a Nazi problem.

I can no longer follow the plot of this show. I suspect the writers and actors can’t either. I don’t think they have a show runner.

18.11.2025 17:48 — 👍 5326    🔁 859    💬 276    📌 300

It's weird how often discourse compels me to explain this, but:
"I was helpless to the seductive powers of this sexy young woman" is a very fun fantasy that I enjoy making money of off. It is not reality. We're all consenting adults here (and if we're not, that's a whole other matter)

18.11.2025 19:23 — 👍 37    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0
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Microsoft warns that Windows 11's agentic AI could install malware on your PC: "Only enable this feature if you understand the security implications" Microsoft is pushing ahead with its plan to add agentic capabilities to Windows 11 but has issued an important security warning for anyone who is interested in trying it out.

Oh look. It's the future, only dumber:
(Seriously, this is so... 2025)

www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/wi...

18.11.2025 19:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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Yes you can still being taken advantage of in your 30s, but you MUST consider 30 year old humans adults, your you are just a misogynist.

18.11.2025 19:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am still confused why so many Americans thinks women never actually becomes adults.

I refuse to accept that a woman in her 30s is a victim because her partner isn't "her age +7" at maximum. Because that means you don't consider women regardless of age having the ability of agency. (1/2)

18.11.2025 19:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Olivia Nuzzi is an Embarrassment to Journalism She seamlessly landed a plum role at Vanity Fair and got a sweetheart book deal after breaking a fundamental journalistic ethics rule. When my co-host Christine Grimaldi and I recorded our October 20...

For my newsletter, I wrote about Olivia Nuzzi and the older men who have taken advantage of her her whole life. www.burnsnotice.com/olivia-nuzzi...

18.11.2025 17:48 — 👍 811    🔁 171    💬 48    📌 54

lol I fucking knew that little shit wasn't to be trusted.

Avoid the new Vine like a plague, they just want a pure dataset to scrape.

18.11.2025 18:58 — 👍 1482    🔁 845    💬 2    📌 0
Blueprint was legit afterall! #gaming #baldursgate3 #bg3 #karlach #catmemes #dnd #dndmemes #dnd5e
YouTube video by Claritty Clar Blueprint was legit afterall! #gaming #baldursgate3 #bg3 #karlach #catmemes #dnd #dndmemes #dnd5e

YES!

(yes I am childish sometimes)

www.youtube.com/shorts/0Pde2...

#BG3 #Gaming #DnD

18.11.2025 18:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This rancid trash understands the significance of Labour's anti-refugee policies.

16.11.2025 10:43 — 👍 975    🔁 301    💬 21    📌 28
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Popeye Comic Strip 2025-11-16 | Comics Kingdom Read the Popeye comic strip from November 16, 2025, and check out other Popeye comics by E.C. Segar, Bud Sagendorf, Hy Eisman, Randy Milholland.

Today's Popeye at @comicskingdom.bsky.social : comicskingdom.com/popeye/2025-...

16.11.2025 10:12 — 👍 129    🔁 21    💬 4    📌 0

If Tommy twatting Robinson is celebrating your policy announcement, you immediately pull the breaks and reverse in the other fucking direction guys. Anything less is just doing the job of the far right for them.

16.11.2025 10:42 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

After BIG player storm the devs of the DLC edited it so you can tell the guy after the fact "I only did it to further the bloodline, now this kid is your problem, bye!"

But it never occurred to them why after writing the base game to allow maximum gayness and player agency this might be frustrating

16.11.2025 09:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Look, NPCs (or the PC) mentioning something interesting that the player might miss is actually not a bad idea; especially for someone who loathes puzzles, like I do.

(And don't start with "short attention span for kids these days, because I'm 53)

But it can be done too much, and in the wrong way.

16.11.2025 09:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

dawg I'm going to fucking piss and shit myself I'm punching holes in the fucking walls

14.11.2025 16:26 — 👍 248    🔁 36    💬 41    📌 28

genuinely do not think i could come up with something more anti-metroid than "guy who follows you around and quips about what you should be doing"

14.11.2025 16:28 — 👍 79    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0
Elizabeth Holmes @ElizabethHolmes
No mother should have to explain to her child she was charged and convicted of something she didn't do.

Elizabeth Holmes @ElizabethHolmes No mother should have to explain to her child she was charged and convicted of something she didn't do.

She tricked her way to being a billionaire by doing a voice that sounds like when I pretend to be a man, dressing like Steve Jobs and saying she invented a way we can live forever like Kendall Roy in that shareholder presentation. All coz old men said "blonde lady". People died coz men are dumb.

16.11.2025 09:08 — 👍 297    🔁 28    💬 31    📌 4

Every year. But again, it's just done differently. Things are not just grinding to a halt because the Riksdag can't decide something.

As for Feudalism: my point is that it sure seems like Trump disliking something makes that thing lose money but the power of the presidency is another can of worms.

16.11.2025 09:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The worst part of Bubbagate is that people that claim to be progressive will suddenly post tons of homophobic memes "because it's okay and just a joke because it's about Trump".

...Looking at you, Newsom supporters...

16.11.2025 09:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

btw if this is happening to me then it can happen to you
we really need more leftist content creators discussing paypros censorship
please contact your favorite leftist content creators and ask them to kindly talk about financial censorship of speech
clearly the problem is getting worse

16.11.2025 05:23 — 👍 372    🔁 224    💬 2    📌 2

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