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Mike Tueller

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Professor of the Classics, and director of the School of International Letters and Cultures, at Arizona State University. Epigram fan; currently revising the Greek Anthology for the Loeb Classical Library. He/him.

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Plato's Cave allegory, illustrated. the shadows on the cave wall are captioned "increasingly insane and extreme positions", the prisoners labeled "internet users", the figures holding the shadow's shapes labeled "algorithms", the fire labeled "random internet users expressing their idiosyncratic beliefs". the space above the cave is labeled "literally just outside" and the philosopher freed from the chains of the physical world labeled "guy who logs off"

Plato's Cave allegory, illustrated. the shadows on the cave wall are captioned "increasingly insane and extreme positions", the prisoners labeled "internet users", the figures holding the shadow's shapes labeled "algorithms", the fire labeled "random internet users expressing their idiosyncratic beliefs". the space above the cave is labeled "literally just outside" and the philosopher freed from the chains of the physical world labeled "guy who logs off"

from "Classical Studies memes for Hellenistic teens" on FB

10.06.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 6761    πŸ” 1235    πŸ’¬ 73    πŸ“Œ 67
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A Company Reminder for Everyone to Talk Nicely About the Giant Plagiarism Machine Hey team. It’s your CEO. I know your time is valuable, so I’ll cut right to the chase: It’s come to my attention that some of you have been bad-mou...

Yeah, this definitely does sound familiar....

A Company Reminder for Everyone to Talk Nicely About the Giant Plagiarism Machine - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-c...

23.06.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Socialism is what they called public power.

Socialism is what they called social security.Β 
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Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
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Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.

β€”Harry Truman, 1952

28.05.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 26988    πŸ” 8513    πŸ’¬ 529    πŸ“Œ 303
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Non Sed Homine Sed Sub Deo Et Lege "Not under man, but under God and law." Inscription over the main entrance to Langdell Hall, Harvard Law School, Cambridge, Massachusetts. This photo is konomarked ("Most Rights Sharable"). If you...

Were I asked, I would have given the great inscription on Langdell Hall at Harvard:

non sub homine sed sub deo et lege

www.flickr.com/photos/erice...

18.05.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In case you hadn't noticed:

23.04.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 46899    πŸ” 10827    πŸ’¬ 797    πŸ“Œ 480

Congratulations on your promotion!

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Liner Note 23. Popularity of Thinking, or the Duty to Know London on April 18, 2015 Β Β  This is the talk I gave at the National Day of Action for Higher Education on April 17. My co-panelists and I, T...

Christopher Newfield, bold as ever!

I'm not sure about some of thisβ€”but then again, I'm not the expert he is. In any case, he's certainly right that the way higher education is defended (starting with his point number 2) is a big part of the problem.

utotherescue.blogspot.com/2025/04/line...

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Scoop: House Democrat seeks probe into reports Qatar plans to gift plane to Trump Rep. Ritchie Torres asked for an "immediate" ethics review into what he called a "flying grift."

What do you think?

β€œBribe Force One” or β€œBribey McBribeface”?

www.axios.com/2025/05/11/t...

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Scylla, Paestan red-figure krater C4th B.C., The J. Paul Getty Museum
watermark: theoi.com (it's a good site)

Scylla, Paestan red-figure krater C4th B.C., The J. Paul Getty Museum watermark: theoi.com (it's a good site)

"Are you a girl or a boy?"
Scylla: I AM DEATH INCARNATE FOR FOOLS WHO PLY THE WAVES
"No, like.. what do you have, 'down there'?"
Scylla: HUNGRY DOGS

17.04.2025 09:34 β€” πŸ‘ 237    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 6
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This is high art

06.04.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 26514    πŸ” 7605    πŸ’¬ 535    πŸ“Œ 1017

Just to be clear, two of the things that make America great are 1) immigrants and 2) strong scientific (and, for that matter, academic) communities independent of government interference.

01.05.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People spend a lot of time wondering why the left is worse at using independent media to control the national narrative.

A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.

21.04.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 43344    πŸ” 6933    πŸ’¬ 988    πŸ“Œ 373
There is an impulse in moments like this to appeal to self-interest. To say: These horrors you are allowing to happen, they will come to your doorstep one day; to repeat the famous phrase about who they came for first and who they'll come for next. But this appeal cannot, in matter of fact, work. If the people well served by a system that condones such butchery ever truly believed the same butchery could one day be inflicted on them, they'd tear the system down tomorrow. And anyway, by the time such a thing happens, the rest of us will already be dead.
No, there is no terrible thing coming for you in some distant future, but know that a terrible thing is happening to you now. You are being asked to kill off a part of you that would otherwise scream in opposition to injustice. You are being asked to dismantle the machinery of a functioning conscience.
Who cares if diplomatic expediency prefers you shrug away the sight of dismembered children? Who cares if great distance from the bloodstained middle allows obliviousness. Forget pity, forget even the dead if you must, but at least fight against the theft of your soul.

There is an impulse in moments like this to appeal to self-interest. To say: These horrors you are allowing to happen, they will come to your doorstep one day; to repeat the famous phrase about who they came for first and who they'll come for next. But this appeal cannot, in matter of fact, work. If the people well served by a system that condones such butchery ever truly believed the same butchery could one day be inflicted on them, they'd tear the system down tomorrow. And anyway, by the time such a thing happens, the rest of us will already be dead. No, there is no terrible thing coming for you in some distant future, but know that a terrible thing is happening to you now. You are being asked to kill off a part of you that would otherwise scream in opposition to injustice. You are being asked to dismantle the machinery of a functioning conscience. Who cares if diplomatic expediency prefers you shrug away the sight of dismembered children? Who cares if great distance from the bloodstained middle allows obliviousness. Forget pity, forget even the dead if you must, but at least fight against the theft of your soul.

One of many moments in Omar El Akkad’s new book, β€œOne Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This,” that will stop you in your tracks.

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The Non-Adventures of Wonderella Β» Archive Β» Hello friends

The first really nice surprise of 2025!

The Non-Adventures of Wonderella Β» Archive Β» Hello friends nonadventures.com/2025/01/01/h...

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Massachusetts Road Signs Massachusetts<br> Road Signs

Buckle up, Massholes.

14.01.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I mean, it's *literally* annual....

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A Banner Year - Futility Closet Next year’s date, 2025, is remarkable: It’s a square (452), the sum of two squares (272 + 362), the product of two squares (92 Γ— 52), and the sum of three squares (402 + 202 + 52). It’s the sum of the...

A Banner Year - Futility Closet

A set of observations for fans of math oddities....

www.futilitycloset.com/2024/12/26/a...

11.01.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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