Maggie K-B

Someone just called me ‘disgaybled’ as if it was a slur. Bro, it’s neither clever nor hurtful if I made it up myself…
#ThenPutItInAllMySocialMediaBiosToLiterallyDESCRIBEMyself #SoThankYouForUsingAccurateTerminology #ILiterallyTookABow

I just watched the Buffy episode of Um…Actually on @dropout.tv and while it’s not always my favorite show (I’m so bad at trivia) there was something so wonderfully Buffy about the episode and contestants, it made me happy.

I’ve turned into THAT person who when someone posts a series of videos of their single kitten being an absolute menace, can’t help but comment that it may feel counterintuitive but getting another kitten will solve pretty much all their problems.
#TheyNeverListen #TheyDidntAskForHelp #AndYet

I just paid someone I cat sat for instead of requesting money from them. 🤦‍♀️ I think the Republicans are getting to me….

#ThankYouForMyService

That has 100% been my tactic thus far….

How does one explain to their Lyft driver that what they just heard really wasn’t a fart…it was a stomach noise that sounded like a fart, generated as a result of holding in a fart so as to not hotbox both you and your driver while you’re stuck in NY traffic? Asking for a friend….

Age 41 and I got called a ‘girl’ today by some random dude. I was wearing my Rainbow Brite backpack at the time, so I’ll let it slide.

#SomedayIllBeTakenSeriously #ButNotAtTheExpenseOfMyInnerChild

Sometimes I try to be on time. Sometimes I remember that I’m a perimenopausal spoonie who had timeliness burned into me by people-pleasing parents, the theatre industry and white supremacy. And I try to breathe instead.

#Relearning #SometimesByForce #MyFriendsWillLoveMeRegardless

One of the things I love about @dropout.tv (aside from the consistently funny content that never falls into tired oppressive tropes.) is that all of their off screen talent is STILL fully masked. As someone who often feels like the only masked person left, it warms my heart. Thanks @dropout.tv.

Dangit, I keep accidentally ‘super-liking’ people on tinder because I don’t remember which direction does which.

#SorryIDontActuallySuperLikeYou #IJustNeedToStopItWithTheseApps #NowIsAGoodTimeToRemindEveryoneThatIAmSingle #IfYouKnowAnyQueerWomenEnbyOrTransFolksWhoAreAwesomeAndLookingHii

I’m at the part in the gay superhero book where the superhero-obsessed guy realizes he has superpowers, but doesn’t realize he needs to be angry to access them. In spite of that being a trope for so many of the superhero’s he’s supposedly obsessed with. 1/2

Just once I want the superhero obsessed superhero to try to access his superpowers by manufacturing all the emotions, only to discover he needs to pull on his left earlobe or something like that. 2/2

I KNEW I was forgetting something 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ 😂😂

This whole week I’ve felt like I made plans with someone and forgot to write it on my calendar, thus inadvertently cancelling those plans without any warning with a person I can’t even remember. #WhenPeopleOffhandedlyCommentTheyDontNeedACalenderAndJustRemember #IBothWantToPunchAndWorshipThem

Sharing again ICYMI!

Hopefully she was too?

I help moderate the chat for a store based out of Japan on TikTok. Today, I accidentally called one of our customers “Snoopy” instead of ‘Emma’ which is her name.

#IHaveNoExcuse #TookUsAWhileToFigureOutWhoIWasActuallyReferringTo #SorryEmma #SorrySnoopy

Already having troubles getting necessary medications because of the Medicaid freeze.

#TheyDoThisToKeepUsFromFightingBack #DontYouDare #ItWontStopMe #RevoltingFromMyBedIfINeedTo

I need a setting on my phone that will not allow me to open any other apps until I do the thing I picked up my phone to do in the first place.

#IWasHungryTwoHoursAgo #WhyAmIJustNowOrderingFood #IDidAbout14ThingsInTheMeantime #NowImRavenous #ADHD

The autistic guide to waving exuberantly without accidentally Sieg Heiling We’ve all done it. Who hasn’t been innocently hanging out at the inauguration of a man dubbed by people in his own party as the next Hitler and accidentally performed a Nazi salute that could only be ...

By Sara Gibbs an autistic comedy writer

"The autistic guide to waving exuberantly without accidentally Sieg Heiling"

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I have just now realized that the TV show Severance is different than the TV show Succession. I should maybe stop giving people my rather direct opinions about a show I in fact, HAVEN’T seen.

#Whoops #CisMenDoThisAllTheTimeRight #WhiteMenOnHBO

Just listening to my nephew play with the bidet while I babysit. No judgement. I also played with it during my potty break.

Your yearly reminder that if you’ve never read the Wayward Children series by @seananmcguire.bsky.social, you should. There is positive representation of all kinds and it’s my go-to comfort series when I need something I know is good.

I have torn rotator cuffs in both shoulder as well as a neurological disorder that causes extreme pain in my back, neck and shoulders so I couldn’t physically carry anything more than 5lbs. I also couldn’t afford it, but I’d have to figure that out later.

The sad reality is that I would need an entire ‘to go’ bag for my medications and equipment. Not to mention carriers for the cats and all the other things I’m supposed to have. Then I’d need someone to carry it all cause I’m not supposed to lift over 5lbs. Thinking of all the disabled evacuees today

LA Wildfire Relief Microgrant Fund by Infinite Flow Dance

Amplifying this application for microgrants for disabled creatives affected by LA fires: form.jotform.com/250107007947...

If you want to donate to the grant program, you can do so here: www.pledge.to/la-wildfire-...

I’ve heard many trans women say to stay away.

If she’s your ‘better half’ (a term I’ve rarely heard wives used to refer to their husbands) why don’t you get better? #JustWondering #TherapyIsAGoodPlaceToStart #OrYouCoukdAskHerWhatSheNeedsFromYou

I guess at this point I should probably try to stay awake till midnight…

Playing ‘which litter box did the cat take that horrendous poo in’ is a bit like mining for really stinky gold. #CatFoster #AdoptDontShop