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he/him, reluctant Texan, Goonhammer contributor

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Tenno Sho 2022. Our subject is Silver Sonic (a son of Orfevre, Stay Gold Clan always at the scene of the crime). As the gates open, Silver Sonic dumps his jockey. The crowd cheers on as Silver Sonic runs a (disqualified) second.

Maybe hyped up by the cheers, Silver Sonic makes an attempt to jump over the outside barrier fence, but clips his legs and crashes down to the ground. He flails around for a bit and then completely stops moving. The cheers quickly turn silent as everyone fears the worst.

Tenno Sho 2022. Our subject is Silver Sonic (a son of Orfevre, Stay Gold Clan always at the scene of the crime). As the gates open, Silver Sonic dumps his jockey. The crowd cheers on as Silver Sonic runs a (disqualified) second. Maybe hyped up by the cheers, Silver Sonic makes an attempt to jump over the outside barrier fence, but clips his legs and crashes down to the ground. He flails around for a bit and then completely stops moving. The cheers quickly turn silent as everyone fears the worst.

His team and veterinarians run over to do a check on him, his groom in tears. After nearly two straight minutes of lying motionless, Silver Sonic pops right up to his feet, as if nothing happened. His team said that he was just sulking on the ground while chewing grass, obviously knowing that he just ate shit in front of a tens of thousands of people.

In his next two starts, he would win the only graded races of his career.

His team and veterinarians run over to do a check on him, his groom in tears. After nearly two straight minutes of lying motionless, Silver Sonic pops right up to his feet, as if nothing happened. His team said that he was just sulking on the ground while chewing grass, obviously knowing that he just ate shit in front of a tens of thousands of people. In his next two starts, he would win the only graded races of his career.

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what the hell is wrong with the gold family of horses LMAO

10.08.2025 12:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 125    ๐Ÿ” 60    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Happy to hear youโ€™re recovering well, sounds like everything is really coming together for you

10.08.2025 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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this video is gonna make me throw up

20.06.2025 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4147    ๐Ÿ” 1720    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 50

it's all about the she sells sea shells bullshit

10.08.2025 14:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 186    ๐Ÿ” 77    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Think my Rhino is done now
#Kuromi #EmperorsChildren #Warhammer40k

06.08.2025 01:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 71    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Vulkan He'stan from warhammer 40k

Vulkan He'stan from warhammer 40k

I managed to get Vulkan all painted up in time for today! Many thanks to Games Workshop for sending this our way!
#AdWIP #Salamanders #SpaceMarines #WarhammerCommunity #goonhammer

09.08.2025 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 61    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Stryfe melting through steel obstacles screaming "...COME TO ME AS I CAME TO YOU--A BABE WITH NEED FOR SUCCOR!"

Stryfe melting through steel obstacles screaming "...COME TO ME AS I CAME TO YOU--A BABE WITH NEED FOR SUCCOR!"

Stryfe punching out Apocalypse while shouting "MILLIONS cry in agony every day! But that screaming is like unto silence--when compared--to the lonely cries--of an abandoned child!"

Stryfe punching out Apocalypse while shouting "MILLIONS cry in agony every day! But that screaming is like unto silence--when compared--to the lonely cries--of an abandoned child!"

Stryfe standing over a defeated Apocalypse gloating: "How long has it been since you cried a babe's tears of need? How long has it been since you longed for the gentle warmth of a mother's touch? Do you want to know how long it has been for ME? It has been FOREVER! A FOREVER solitude brought on you, father of pain, son of morning fire!"

Stryfe standing over a defeated Apocalypse gloating: "How long has it been since you cried a babe's tears of need? How long has it been since you longed for the gentle warmth of a mother's touch? Do you want to know how long it has been for ME? It has been FOREVER! A FOREVER solitude brought on you, father of pain, son of morning fire!"

Stryfe yelling at his parents Cyclops and Jean on the moon, "All you have to do to save your lives is beg me. I want you to beg with tears streaming down your faces. The way that a CHILD would plead with a PARENT. The way that someone with no hope, with no source of love would implore someone who is that person's last prayer. Say that you want and need me. Say that there's no one in your life more important to you right now than me."

Stryfe yelling at his parents Cyclops and Jean on the moon, "All you have to do to save your lives is beg me. I want you to beg with tears streaming down your faces. The way that a CHILD would plead with a PARENT. The way that someone with no hope, with no source of love would implore someone who is that person's last prayer. Say that you want and need me. Say that there's no one in your life more important to you right now than me."

I'm reading X-Cutioner's Song and while I was aware going in that Stryfe was an evil alternate timeline Cable in space samurai armor, I wasn't prepared for how much page space would be devoted to Stryfe monologuing about being a scared little guy who wasn't held enough as a baby.

09.08.2025 19:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 59    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Listen, I had to.

08.08.2025 17:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5881    ๐Ÿ” 2199    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 75    ๐Ÿ“Œ 38

Weapons was ok

09.08.2025 04:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
(toy) solidus on the roof of federal hall

(toy) solidus on the roof of federal hall

an historical recreation

08.08.2025 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1643    ๐Ÿ” 322    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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This week, I finished Modok 2, painted Abomination and a new AMG themed cargo container for my Shipping Yard table.

#CrisisProtocol #MiniPainting #Miniatures #Marvel #Wargaming #MCPFriday @atomicmassgames.bsky.social

08.08.2025 14:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 60    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Microsoft is cautiously onboarding Grok 4 following Hitler concerns

07.08.2025 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 154    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Writers should internalize Lao Tzu's lesson about how the emptiness at the center of a wheel is what makes it useful, and how a pot is valuable because of where the clay *isn't*. Corporate geek culture has warped us into thinking that negative spaces are flaws that need to be fixed.

08.08.2025 02:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5499    ๐Ÿ” 2097    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 72    ๐Ÿ“Œ 73

there were apparently 2 more thrown in Chicago tonight

08.08.2025 02:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A SKELTON WORKIN ON THERE COMPUTER AND HAVEN THOUGHT'S,,, "THEY ALWAYS SAID VIDEO GAMES WOULD RUIN THE WORLD, BUT WHAT FINALLY DID IT WAS, MASSIVE SPECULATIVE INVESTMENTS IN SOFTWARE THAT CREATED LANGUAGE DEVOID OF MEANING, SOLD TO BUSINESS AS A WAY TO ELIMINATE LABOR, TO TECH BROโ€™S AS A WAY TO CREATE CODE WITHOUT SKILL, AND TO LONELY PEOPLE AS A COMPANION, ANIMAL CROSSING WOULD NEVER DO THIS, I KNOW THE BASTARD ROALD PENUIN IS NOT MY REAL FREIND " - MAKING COMPUTER'S TALK TO US IN THE VOICE OF A HUMAN WAS HUMANITYS DEEPEST MISTAKE, A TRICK ON THE MIND WORSE THAN THE DOPAMINE RUSH OF GAMBLING, MORE SOOTHING THEN A BEER, ALL FOR DA PURPOSE OF ENRICHING DA PEOPLE WHO ALREADY HAVE DA MOST MONEY!!! AFTER THEY TOOK OUR MONEY, OUR HOUSING, OUR HEALTHCARE, AND OUR EDUCATION, THEY ARE COMING FOR OUR HUMANITY! STOMP EVERY COMPUTER IN THE STREET!!!! DESTROY ALL DATA SERVER'S!!!!! IF WE CANNOT LIBERATE THE TOOLS OF THE OPRESSOR WE MUST DESTROY THEM!!!!!!!!! WHEN THEY PUT FACES ON THE ROBOT'S THAT KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR AT MIDNIGHT TO REMOVE YOU FROM YOUR HOME WILL YOU DRAW THEM CLOSER FOR A KISS OR WILL YOU STAND UP FOR YOUR SOUL?????? DECIDE NOW WHETHER YOU LIVE UP TO DA PROMISE OF YOUR LIFE AS AN ENSOULED DIVINE CONSCIOUS BEING, OR IF YOU LIVE AS A TRAITER TO HUMANITY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELTON WORKIN ON THERE COMPUTER AND HAVEN THOUGHT'S,,, "THEY ALWAYS SAID VIDEO GAMES WOULD RUIN THE WORLD, BUT WHAT FINALLY DID IT WAS, MASSIVE SPECULATIVE INVESTMENTS IN SOFTWARE THAT CREATED LANGUAGE DEVOID OF MEANING, SOLD TO BUSINESS AS A WAY TO ELIMINATE LABOR, TO TECH BROโ€™S AS A WAY TO CREATE CODE WITHOUT SKILL, AND TO LONELY PEOPLE AS A COMPANION, ANIMAL CROSSING WOULD NEVER DO THIS, I KNOW THE BASTARD ROALD PENUIN IS NOT MY REAL FREIND " - MAKING COMPUTER'S TALK TO US IN THE VOICE OF A HUMAN WAS HUMANITYS DEEPEST MISTAKE, A TRICK ON THE MIND WORSE THAN THE DOPAMINE RUSH OF GAMBLING, MORE SOOTHING THEN A BEER, ALL FOR DA PURPOSE OF ENRICHING DA PEOPLE WHO ALREADY HAVE DA MOST MONEY!!! AFTER THEY TOOK OUR MONEY, OUR HOUSING, OUR HEALTHCARE, AND OUR EDUCATION, THEY ARE COMING FOR OUR HUMANITY! STOMP EVERY COMPUTER IN THE STREET!!!! DESTROY ALL DATA SERVER'S!!!!! IF WE CANNOT LIBERATE THE TOOLS OF THE OPRESSOR WE MUST DESTROY THEM!!!!!!!!! WHEN THEY PUT FACES ON THE ROBOT'S THAT KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR AT MIDNIGHT TO REMOVE YOU FROM YOUR HOME WILL YOU DRAW THEM CLOSER FOR A KISS OR WILL YOU STAND UP FOR YOUR SOUL?????? DECIDE NOW WHETHER YOU LIVE UP TO DA PROMISE OF YOUR LIFE AS AN ENSOULED DIVINE CONSCIOUS BEING, OR IF YOU LIVE AS A TRAITER TO HUMANITY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

AND IT FUCKEN SUCK'S - dashare.zone ADMIN

07.08.2025 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 502    ๐Ÿ” 173    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Goonhammer Historicals: Midgard Heroic Battles Review Our Historicals dalliance in kinda-fantasy systems continues with Midgard Heroic Battles!

Our Historicals dalliance in kinda-fantasy systems continues with Midgard Heroic Battles!

07.08.2025 14:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
The Hyaku Shiki from Zeta Gundam, painted to look like Gold Ship of Uma Musume fame.

The Hyaku Shiki from Zeta Gundam, painted to look like Gold Ship of Uma Musume fame.

They got that Gold Ship Hyaku Shiki at the Jungle Mecha Store.

06.08.2025 07:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 505    ๐Ÿ” 254    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

the anime is pretty good too (the first season they didn't really know what they were doing yet but the rest are solid sports shows)

06.08.2025 18:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You died! Choose your next reincarnation

05.08.2025 19:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3925    ๐Ÿ” 1180    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 75    ๐Ÿ“Œ 31
Toni Braxton - You're Makin' Me HIgh (Video Version)
YouTube video by ToniBraxtonVEVO Toni Braxton - You're Makin' Me HIgh (Video Version)

Bertha and I have been obsessed with this song all week for whatever reason. It's so good! youtu.be/wIgOL21S98o?...

06.08.2025 12:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When the difficulty increase is just "enemies have more health" I don't bother, it doesn't make it more fun

05.08.2025 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Headline: If you don't like Nintendo's controversial game key-cards, you can now let the company know directly
Subhead: UPDATE: Survey has been deactivated.

Headline: If you don't like Nintendo's controversial game key-cards, you can now let the company know directly Subhead: UPDATE: Survey has been deactivated.

lmao

05.08.2025 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1670    ๐Ÿ” 523    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23
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Returning to Star Wars Legion with the New Edition There's a new edition of Star Wars Legion on the way, and Bair's here to talk about getting back into the skirmish-sized Star Wars wargame.

There's a new edition of Star Wars Legion on the way, and Bair's here to talk about getting back into the skirmish-sized Star Wars wargame.

05.08.2025 14:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do I love living in Texas? No. Will I live somewhere that doesnโ€™t have an HEB? No.

05.08.2025 03:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"they said have you tried turning her off and turning her back on again, i said, how about i meet you halfway"

05.08.2025 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3175    ๐Ÿ” 538    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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This is incredible

04.08.2025 07:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8779    ๐Ÿ” 2587    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 235    ๐Ÿ“Œ 465

They never should have took home ec out of schools in the first place

04.08.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

a brain smoothed out and polished into a mirror-like surface

04.08.2025 15:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3878    ๐Ÿ” 318    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 112    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

I feel this way every day

04.08.2025 15:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

texas dems doing their jobs for once?

04.08.2025 13:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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