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Pliny the Gelder

@futuredefector.bsky.social

deeply moved by anthropology, art, and allergens. I have never gelded anything in my life.

43 Followers  |  104 Following  |  196 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024  |  1.8138

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deve ser tão triste que pra você representar seu país você tenha que mostrar um hamburguer

17.02.2026 16:49 — 👍 355    🔁 59    💬 6    📌 2
Tira de Laerte, em 8 quadrinhos.
1) Detalhe de superfície de água se agitando. Texto: “TEM QUE LAVAR”
2) Detalhe de fumacinhas de poeira no ar. Texto: “TEM QUE LEVAR”
3) Detalhe de uma folhinha, marcando o dia 10 de janeiro. Texto: “TEM QUE SACAR”
4) Detalhe de pregadores de varal prendendo uma roupa. Texto: “TEM QUE SECAR”
5) Detalhe de líquido cor de sangue escorrendo por uma superfície. Texto: “TEM QUE PAGAR”
6) Imagem de vários vírus flutuando num espaço. Texto: “TEM QUE PEGAR”
7) Detalhe do mostrador de um termômetro digital, marcando 36ºc. Texto: “TEM QUE SARAR”
8) Detalhe de um fio de areia passando numa ampulheta. Texto: “TEM QUE…SERÁ?”

Tira de Laerte, em 8 quadrinhos. 1) Detalhe de superfície de água se agitando. Texto: “TEM QUE LAVAR” 2) Detalhe de fumacinhas de poeira no ar. Texto: “TEM QUE LEVAR” 3) Detalhe de uma folhinha, marcando o dia 10 de janeiro. Texto: “TEM QUE SACAR” 4) Detalhe de pregadores de varal prendendo uma roupa. Texto: “TEM QUE SECAR” 5) Detalhe de líquido cor de sangue escorrendo por uma superfície. Texto: “TEM QUE PAGAR” 6) Imagem de vários vírus flutuando num espaço. Texto: “TEM QUE PEGAR” 7) Detalhe do mostrador de um termômetro digital, marcando 36ºc. Texto: “TEM QUE SARAR” 8) Detalhe de um fio de areia passando numa ampulheta. Texto: “TEM QUE…SERÁ?”

Saiu na Folha @folha.com

15.02.2026 12:32 — 👍 1892    🔁 355    💬 7    📌 21
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06:35 Uhr: Derya Yildirim & Grup Simsek - Cool Hand https://song.link/s/1UZkvUDW7lKf55MoXICwWX

12.02.2026 06:35 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

of course it needed to be lesbians to be remotely watchable

05.02.2026 09:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

pluribus is cool and all but "hive mind gf :3" tailored to your exact specifications to Turn You is such a hilariously gooner brained concept

05.02.2026 09:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Anyone with a heart and soul should agree that children and babies do not belong behind bars. Thousands of kids will carry a lifetime of trauma and PTSD, done in our name, funded by our tax dollars.

03.02.2026 04:47 — 👍 5420    🔁 2051    💬 171    📌 72

english really cooked with the phrase "ok" triple platinum world wide

31.01.2026 05:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Anton Sigur Rós

05.01.2026 22:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

seasons greasons

22.12.2025 04:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this is my 6 word sad story

20.12.2025 10:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

forsooth: baby jesus, tender and mild

20.12.2025 10:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Bob Dorough - Better Than Anything (1966) [Vocal Jazz/Easy Listening] -- Soft, sweet rendition of the Jazz standard
Bob Dorough - Better Than Anything (1966) [Vocal Jazz/Easy Listening] -- Soft, sweet rendition of the Jazz standard

Bob Dorough - Better Than Anything (1966) [Vocal Jazz/Easy Listening] -- Soft, sweet rendition of the Jazz standard
https://redd.it/3hloan
https://youtu.be/YdTIqF_MxcM

17.12.2025 08:53 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Peter Falk, Gena Rowlands “A WOMAN UNDER THE INFLUENCE” (1974) dir. John Cassavetes

09.12.2025 16:42 — 👍 696    🔁 72    💬 15    📌 7

this movie was fucking crazy and the body horror made me light headed. 4.5/5 stars

20.11.2025 09:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my lovely platonic polycule (my roommates) made me coffee, helped me move out of my storage unit and into the garage, and want to start a tabletop campaign later. i am being courted by a strange and powerful asexual conglomerate and baby im gonna assimilate

20.11.2025 09:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

derya yilidrim and grup simsek make me feel something i thought i grew out of and im so grateful that this level of fanboy is still in me

20.11.2025 09:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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baby succulents i was gifted that i now am forced to make my entire personality (if i kill them i will be devastated)

20.11.2025 09:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

eu sinto zero dissonância cognitiva na minha relação de amor e ódio com carros. eu acho que cidades devem ser projetadas pra pedestres, que a comutação diária deve ser via transporte público, gratuito e limpo e que carros devem ser brinquedos maneiros, rápidos e barulhentos *no autódromo*

13.11.2025 22:16 — 👍 125    🔁 17    💬 5    📌 2

it would be the adult upgrade to the terrible and mortifying incident in which i used tweezers to place in my crush's real fortune cookie party favor at my 11th birthday party. it said "you have a secret admirer." i replaced the fortunes in all the cookies so the font would match.

14.11.2025 11:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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imagine carrying little strips of paper w your phone number on it in one of these. imagine.

14.11.2025 11:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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someone called me blonde even tho im going for a sort of ginger thing but i get it. my hair is nearly my skin color and thats kinda blonde coded

14.11.2025 11:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

jenga's khan (the king of jenga)

14.11.2025 10:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods

05.11.2025 15:55 — 👍 9780    🔁 1714    💬 370    📌 96
Terry Callier - Occasional Rain

Terry Callier - Occasional Rain

9:26 AM "Occasional Rain" by 𝐓𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐫
from 𝑂𝑐𝑐𝑎𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙 𝑅𝑎𝑖𝑛 (Universal Music Group International) #nowplaying

05.11.2025 17:27 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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i overworked it and ruined it 🥲

22.10.2025 02:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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my dream room

21.10.2025 17:49 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I've been playing cryptmaster with @futuredefector.bsky.social and it's among the best games I've played all year. if you like word games in s spooky setting, then you're in for a treat

19.10.2025 03:00 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

howling looney tunes character awooga voice: hey

18.10.2025 10:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

tried to watch a how to basic video with friends at a quiet get together and i feel so old now that shit was awful

15.10.2025 07:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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