Tessa Rodgers

Nadia is my MP, good to be represented by someone who has principles

The pint and parasite

It's too long for him and does not contain any third person references to his personally perceived wonderfulness

Did you add brandy or gin to the Earl Grey? the cup that cheers or as Nads would more likely say "cheers" as she celebrated another happy event

I just did a quick Google and the girlfriend is French. The last Mrs Farage was German. It seems Nigel has a thing for European women.

He's been married twice! looks like a right catch too in that photo, like something dredged up from the depths of the ocean

she is a natrual born poser, a Vogue cover girl in the making

I hear you, got half way though an email to my (Labour) MP today and then thought "what's the point?" so I gave up.

It's certainly not a plan or a strategy, just mean-spirited rhetoric

My Muslim neighbour's little girl decorated an Easter basket for me and made me an Easter card. Nothing nicer than a homemade card from a child

The Mail would be a source of unalloyed hilarity if it were only believed by a few hundred strange people instead of having the reach and influence it has

the sight of Mr Toad standing in front of the Welsh flag is truly stomach churning.

A vomitorium

He looks as if he is a flower fairy sitting in the petals of a furry poppy

Thank you Nadia

The pope image yesterday, now this monstrosity, are we entering a new phase of his mad delusions where we will have our eyes assaulted by a new hideous piece of AI crap on a daily basis

Even that flatters him

Brought a lump to my throat, then I managed to throw up and felt much better.

well done for raising the fact that 64% of children in the Hyson Green and Arboretum ward in Nottingham live in poverty at PMQs. That is a profoundly shocking and shameful statistic.

aside from being a deeply unpleasant creature, he is just so bloody pathetic sitting there in that nasty room with that ridiculous pile of fake looking watches.

Same here, it has real nails down a blackboard effect on me!

Whining, whineging, and wretched with a vocabulary as limited as his world view and his impoverished soul

Reform UK Easter reading:
"I was hungry and you said I could make a meal for 30p, I was a stranger and you told me to fuck off back where I came from, I was sick and you said we need an insurance based healthcare system..."

"Snackula" quaffing ready made blood

Can't really picture them slobbing out on the sofa wearing pyjama bottoms and a raggy t-shirt, though it would make a funny story.

That's a very slinky looking vampire!

Bitter

Wonder what wil be for sale in the gift shop? Rolls of gold wall paper, copies of his book, Boris Active Wear for those quick jogs from car to venue, DNA "who's the daddy" kits, barbed wire hair brushes, the list is endless...

Let's hope your good lady wife doesn't get a glimpse of this piece of hot Tory Totty, I'm sure she'd like to get socially liberal with him...

Love the mismatching evening gloves look of her front legs