Miles

Love this.

Ooh, you've angered the might Womblecorp. Stay away from the Common: you might come across Tomsk with his knuckle dusters.

A Three Thing Day by @benmoor.bsky.social is an utterly delightful show. Gentle and genuinely touching in places, and the craziest 100mph stream-of-consciousness brilliant word play in others. Loved it! Such a beautiful companion book too.

1982 must have been a great year for me. I only have to hear the opening chords of Pale Shelter by Tears For Fears and I get a huge rush of pure joy.

Euro-standard with no earth pin? I hope the couple have thought about protection. In the form of a 30mA RCD or RCBO, like.

...shame I can't read the article without subscribing!

Love that quote.

Same bloke...?

Today's NYT Connections top line making a peace offering to the show it stole the idea from?

Well, happy birthday today, Si!

Crikey, the fourth division is tight - five points cover 1st to 13th place! #gtfc

Haha, Donk, you mindreader, I was just about to mention that phrase! It was thirty years ago, but i can still hear the pompous tones of the Citibank twerps saying this in pointless meetings.

Yes, brilliant - I watched it again earlier this year.

A urine colour chart to depict levels of dehydration. Number 8 is horrifyingly dark brown.

Important advice. I've been very dehydrated before, but good god, I don't think I've ever been 8

At 57, my head is already so full that many, many things have already fallen out, and the rest of it has a filing system akin to those hoarders they make documentaries about, piles of letters and newspapers everywhere.

#gtfc won that in 1998. Didn't even realise it was still a thing.

How did that actual figure match up with xTTITOB?

Bloody hell! #gtfc

The stats suggest Town were incredibly dominant... and also show that this 98th saved shot would have been Typical Bloody Football

I don't know if this is already a thing, but: can elwctric car owners choose their own 'engine' noise? You could download files - Chuggaboom, Ivor The Engine, stereotypical clown car etc.

Good to know. Probably wouldn't have to use the decent stuff on them, either.

Are you sure you wouldn't just have a pissed dalek on your hands? That might be more dangerous.

Hahahahah, absolutely perfect observation!

That's odd, as I always felt Chas was a bit of a right-wing thug, where Morph was a bit of a liberal.

Ooh, our entries are very similar. Multiple h at the end, that's where it's at.

eeehhhuuuarrrhhhh!

What I want is for most of AI to fuck off. But every time I tell it to fuck off, it pretends to be hurt and offended. I might have to start being pass-agg with it, see how that goes.

I realise that post will have interest to one, maybe two people on here. Including me.

In the early days of @codalmighty.bsky.social , we had a brief competition on Championship Manager '98. Rather than the emotional baggage of managing #gtfc, the random team chosen was Conference South's Gravesend & Northfleet, now known as Ebbsfleet - drawn against Town last night in the FA Cup.

I would eat that right now. Even if it does look like a scene from a horror movie made by crisps.