My horrified eyes and mouth superimposed on a... erm... tampon, with the text caption "In your WHAT?!?!?"
Snapchat filters are WILD bro
03.01.2025 11:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@ring13dad.bsky.social
Ultra-compassionate Libra. You'll find no hate here. Dad to disabled boy. Semiconductor engineer. INFP-A
My horrified eyes and mouth superimposed on a... erm... tampon, with the text caption "In your WHAT?!?!?"
Snapchat filters are WILD bro
03.01.2025 11:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0May your 2025 be filled with humility and humanity, love and lust, gratitude and gratification, lessons and less sins. Peace to you and yours βοΈ
02.01.2025 05:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy New Year anyways
01.01.2025 05:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0To visit, agree; to install, prohibitively expensive, lol
31.12.2024 14:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Beautiful comma expensive
31.12.2024 13:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I know it's a typo but I'm imagining his stomach warming up to you because you're giving him home cooked gourmet meals rectally
27.12.2024 12:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0(sic)
25.12.2024 13:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Merry Christmas, I hope you get all the presence you need
25.12.2024 13:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Why is it that when I need to force-reboot my computer by holding down the power button, it feels like I'm choking
it until it passes out? π
Yeah, sus. Help Dakota, Hurt Weeder
23.12.2024 20:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0[at restaurant]
THEM: what wine do you think pairs best with the moroccan short rib tagine
ME: idk ask the some liar
THEM: the someβ¦you mean the sommelier?
ME: [through a mouthful of bread] yeah some liar who lies about wine
Jesse Welles is a national treasure.
17.12.2024 01:07 β π 627 π 221 π¬ 22 π 18I love Jesse so much
22.12.2024 16:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Add to the list:
Jesse Welles
Loving Iggy Pop in 2019's The Dead Don't Die
22.12.2024 00:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
                
            I have seen the coming of the new Bob Dylan, the new Woody Guthrie. Jesse Welles is incredible, just incredible.
21.12.2024 17:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Beautiful set. Reminds me of the pattern on a Turkish tea set we were gifted.
18.12.2024 13:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A blue paper mache head with conical horns, a big eyeball, and orange worms coming out of the other eye socket.
Sheilaβa paper mache demon getting ready for her stop motion interview. 
#ArtAdventCalendar
This looks SO fun
18.12.2024 03:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lol, I like yours too!
16.12.2024 00:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lazing around on Sunday
15.12.2024 22:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh wow it must have been exciting to see all those gems together. Really cool vintage stuff!
14.12.2024 07:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Please, we NEED one for our neighborhood pool
13.12.2024 17:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They Love
12.12.2024 12:26 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Grilled fluffernutter with cinnamon sugar crust
I wasn't fucking around
12.12.2024 01:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It means your trash will be heavier when you take it out to the curb next week
11.12.2024 22:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0So is a fleshlight!
11.12.2024 22:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0OK thanks, you've ruined the Pale Man for me. He will now and forever be a derpy turtle.
11.12.2024 20:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I want to gain like 40 lbs but fit comfortably in a medium shirt. I want to be super dense like a 1 egg brownie recipe.
11.12.2024 20:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I will try, also going to sprinkle salt, sugar and cinnamon on the outside before grilling to make a caramelized crust
11.12.2024 19:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0