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Heading to bed only to turn on the lights and remember your bedding is in the wash gotta be top ten everyday life bummers.

"Look, the president is a giant baby. Goo goo gaga. Get over it."

Anybody know of a dune audiobook that isn't just a half assed play? I really just want a narrator. It's doubly bad because they bounce back and forth between the narrator and the play. What a shit show.

OpenAI employees are very excited about how well their new AI tool can create fake videos of people doing crimes and have definitely thought through all the implications of this

Pete Hegseth is such a pathetic excuse for a man. What a fuck'n pussy.

And yet...

There are so many Netflix originals that are hot garbage. I miss the glory days when they didn't produce anything and just provided a platform for movies.

Senlin Ascends: the everyman's guide to similes.

Do you know normie Americans? Their apathy is at an all time high. If the US Army opens fire into a crowd of protesters the primary response will be "well what did they expect?"

Back of business man's head facing Trump from waist down wearing long red tie unzipping pants in Oval Office

KOMO to Air Hour of Sinclair CEO Sucking Off Trump Instead of ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’: tinyurl.com/3jzrpt4y

Lookit

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

Probably just a bad Botox job

These are all people who wanted to kill their enemies before Charlie Kirk was shot, are more vocal about it now, and will keep lusting for it long after Charlie Kirk has been buried. Today’s biggest event could have been a dog farting and they would have reacted by wanting you dead.

As fun as this all is he's probably just going to be selling something.

Went out for the first time in a while and the beer was $9... I'm staying home forever.

Unions have disappeared because the people in charge often decide to pull the ladder up behind themselves. Bargaining away pensions and benefits for new employees so they can get theirs. As usual, it's the selfishness of the average person that brings us all down.

This is my elf friend First Time Use.

Trump needs to post an unhinged, hateful all caps screed as proof of life

People who insta-rage-respawn after going down in Battlefield have gotta be the most obnoxious people on the planet. There are like five medics right next to you man. You're gonna make us lose.

DC police are now harrasssing people on metro bus stops. This is Fascism.

Fuck them kids.

Fighterbowl 2025. Pay for the whole seat but you'll only need the edge.

Dept Q is one of those shows where they make everyone kind of an asshole instead of making them interesting.

It's like when they interview the neighbors of serial killers. "He seemed like a nice guy. Always said hello to me."

It's true, I was the street.

Trump with Putin vs Obama with Putin

Just gonna put this here.

NICE

They're gonna wind this shit back by 2027 if they ever actually deliver it. Nobody wants this and once everybody stops pretending generative ai is the future they're going on an apology tour masked on "giving you the windows you love." The anti-AI sales pitch will be hilarious