Stephen Bergstrom

I didn’t think Plastic Man’s sunglasses existed for real, but there they are.

Any day now MAGA supporters are going to secretly build a retreat on top of Mount Rushmore for their glorious leader, unaware that he, like his inspiration, is uncomfortable with heights.

Wow. That post would only make sense to me if it was from a parody account.

This is a close-up photo of a fly swatter with a tiny fly trapped within one of the holes.

What you are looking at is a photo of the luckiest fly on earth. The little turkey also managed to escape shortly after this photo was taken.

I know. Not enough of my friends have come over to BlueSky yet. I left Twitter the day it became X. I’m a bit isolated from most of my friends physically.

I went from 80% to 20% on my phone just scrolling through Facebook videos.

I am not all right.

Euthanasia Program and Aktion T4 The Nazi Euthanasia Program, codenamed Aktion "T4," was the systematic murder of institutionalized people with disabilities. Read about Nazi “euthanasia.”

the goal:

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I got two glorious weeks of being back together with a man whom I love so much. It was a very wonderful dream. The reality is shaped very differently, though.

I will never allow myself to get in the way of his life anymore. I hurt him too often to let it happen again.

I’m just trying not to break.

Voldemerd.

Trump: “STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN!!!!!”

Too cool!

Hey, Warner Brothers? Is this actionable? Because it feels like it should be actionable. Asking for a friend.

Update: Really enjoyed it. Got all the main character beats right. Going to see it again.

Going to see the new Superman movie tonight, lord knows I can use even the illusion of hope right now.

Dune: Dune Harder

My gast is well and truly flabbered. If this isn’t how it should be pronounced, I don’t know that I want to know OR use the correct form.

Wait. That’s NOT how you pronounce it? 😳

The struggle of being green is real.

I mean, no one’s expecting an answer, but yeah, the silence is deafening.

Cautiously optimistic as well. Already have my ticket.

“Fezzik, tear his arms off.”

“Oh, you mean THIS client list.”

Well, there’s a disproportionately high number of entitled pricks among white boomers, so…

I regret that I have but one like to give for this post.

'Clearest Image Ever Taken' of Venus? Some Facebook users suspected the photograph was created using Artificial Intelligence (AI).

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Tables shall be flipped.

Edna Mode voice: “No cans!”

Did anyone hope that you survive the experience? ‘Cause I think that should be a thing.

If not, I certainly do. Hope you survive the experience, that is.

Think about this book a lot lately.