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…has no idea where he is, or how he got here. - UK based illustrator www.Kieran-madden.com

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An entire stock of chocolate flavoured butter (yet another sign of the impending apocalypse), sitting in the reduced section of a supermarket for unknown reasons…

An entire stock of chocolate flavoured butter (yet another sign of the impending apocalypse), sitting in the reduced section of a supermarket for unknown reasons…

I can’t imagine why this isn’t flying off the shelves…

24.10.2025 07:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Got to see an amazing performance from Abel Selaocoe in Oxford last night, with a very earnest and charming support set from @daudi-matsiko.bsky.social.

Knew little to nothing about either performer going in, a fan of both coming out.

A great evening all round.

18.10.2025 15:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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He was also the judge in Christopher Nolan’s The Prestige

17.10.2025 06:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A set of size 14 black cotton socks featuring various muppet characters

A set of size 14 black cotton socks featuring various muppet characters

I made a throwaway comment the other morning about how I needed to get some new socks.

I came home from work that day to find my partner had gone and bought some muppet socks for me during her lunch break.

Good lord, I love this woman.

16.10.2025 07:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*Starts googling “how to do procedural generation”*

*Googles “how to do procedural generation for dummies”*

14.10.2025 12:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is disappointed ALT: a man in a suit and tie is disappointed

Don’t ya’ hate it when you have an idea for what could be a pretty cool little indie game, but have absolutely no idea how to make it work from a programming perspective?

Oh well, one more to add to the pile of discarded “wouldn’t it be nice if…” ideas.

14.10.2025 06:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Because it adds an interesting dimension to the character without undermining him or contradicting prior information?

And no, go back and watch the episode again, the condition they are describing is clearly dyslexia (and I’m speaking as somebody who works in special education).

14.10.2025 06:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Here’s the thing though; does anything fundamentally change about the character of Spock when you learn he has dyslexia? I’d respectfully argue that it doesn’t.

I mean, I’d understand the sentiment if they revealed he’s been a Romulan all this time, or that he could shoot lasers out of his eyes.

13.10.2025 15:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah, while I didn’t love Legacy, I still *really* liked it and thought it was a solid foundation to build something interesting off of.

(And that Daft Punk soundtrack is fantastic!)

It’s just sad they decided to jettison it all for a project that was dead on arrival the moment it was announced.

13.10.2025 14:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dare I say it, as much as the first two movies are absolute and undeniable pinnacles of genre cinema, the same is also true for the Terminator franchise…

12.10.2025 11:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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two men are sitting next to each other and one of them says totally illogical ALT: two men are sitting next to each other and one of them says totally illogical

And the telling part is that they’d always get super angry and instantly revert to childish name-calling whenever I’d ask them to explain how or why it was disrespectful.

12.10.2025 10:59 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I remember hearing this a lot when it was revealed in Discovery that Spock had dyslexia.

As somebody who works in special education, I thought it was a nice little beat, but for some reason the chuds started shouting that that addition was “disrespectful” and “destroys his character”

12.10.2025 10:56 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

(tbh, I’m going to have another stab at the Thunderbirds piece to the left at some point in the coming weeks. So… I dunno… watch this space, I guess)

30.09.2025 10:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy Thunderbirds Day, everybody!

@gerryanderson.bsky.social
#thunderbirdsday

30.09.2025 10:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Wow, and to think I remember the days when he’d give you £200 just for passing go…

23.09.2025 11:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The UK for the last 15 years has basically been:

“Hey, remember that bonkers Lord Cuthbert of Dingleberry who thought penguins are made of cream cheese and that oregano is a cure for smallpox? He was hilarious on Have I Got News For You, wasn’t he? Anyway, he’s our health secretary now…”

23.09.2025 07:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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So Jacob Rees-Mogg has gone from “Britain needs to reclaim its sovereignty” to “Trump needs to take control of the UK” now, has he?

Give me a break.

The world would be so much better right now if we didn’t write off the moronic delusions of the ultra-rich as mere “eccentricity”

23.09.2025 07:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I keep wanting to draw things every day, but I’m just… too exhausted these days.🫩

Maybe in a couple of weeks when things lighten up…

22.09.2025 16:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When you read it as “these guys aren’t Earth’s best and brightest, they’re just the only people on the planet reckless and desperate enough to accept the paycheque,” the movie does improve somewhat.

Especially when you consider how much it tracks with today’s Silicon Valley.

20.09.2025 01:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I know people like to make a lot of hay man ver the characters making dumb decisions, but I kind of feel that might have been the point.

I mean, all these guys agreed to sign up for a decades-long mission from a dead trillionaire without knowing anything about what they were going out to look for.

20.09.2025 01:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s not great that I seem to have this specific headache only when I’m in the office, right?

Gas leak? Stress/anxiety? Or both?

16.09.2025 08:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Side note I hope you all take as much pride in your finished creative endeavours as Homer dose in that gif, you made something out of nothing. A object or drawing that was not there before you tried and you may not think it’s perfect or even good but it was nonexistent before the attempt.

12.09.2025 21:13 — 👍 56    🔁 12    💬 1    📌 0

Ooof, this hits hard.

12.09.2025 14:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I… I had both of these when I was a kid…

11.09.2025 22:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You can see the palpable glee behind the performative fury.

They finally have a martyr.

11.09.2025 10:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I will not celebrate Charlie Kirk’s death.
Nor will I mourn him.

And even then, I’m still showing him a helluva lot more respect than he ever showed anybody else in his circumstances.

11.09.2025 06:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Has anybody else found the YouTube app is playing up on iOS devices?

I’ll select something to watch and the playback will start halfway through the video, or even just jump straight to the end.

And it’s happening on both my iPhone and iPad. It’s so weird and annoying.🤷

29.08.2025 23:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Robert Muldoon, gamekeeper for Jurassic Park… taking about the lethality of eight month old Chihuahuas.

Robert Muldoon, gamekeeper for Jurassic Park… taking about the lethality of eight month old Chihuahuas.

Sure, it’s cute now, but…

25.08.2025 11:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Finally! I remember as a kid during the 90s Anderson revival being thoroughly disappointed that they never put out a Thunderbird 5 toy.

25.08.2025 11:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I know it’s hardly groundbreaking stuff, and positively tame by some standards, but The First Omen was genuinely one of my most pleasant surprises at the cinema last year.

As far as legacy prequels/reboots go, it’s probably one of the best ones of the last few years, IMHO.

24.08.2025 00:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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