Photo of a yellow-painted metal post with a triangular arm on each side that looks like it has its hands on its hips.
Post: Oi! Rude!
09.12.2025 19:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0@sodamasochist.bsky.social
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Photo of a yellow-painted metal post with a triangular arm on each side that looks like it has its hands on its hips.
Post: Oi! Rude!
09.12.2025 19:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Dec โ25 [begins vibrating with anticipation]
Jan โ26 [vibration intensifies. objects walk]
Feb [vibration becomes a hum]
Apr [people nearby complain of headaches & dizziness]
Jun [fittings loosen, spigots leak]
Aug [walls crack, plaster crumbles]
Oct โ26 At Last! [falls down huge sinkhole. Expires]
Apparently not!
08.12.2025 16:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Labours green attacks are misfiring. Keir Starmers dismissal of the insurgent party as nuts won't work.
Why are Labours attacks misfiring?
Because Labour support genocide.
Labour protect the power & wealth of the super rich.
And all they do is attack the Green Party.
Help us take the actual fight to Reform: join.greenparty.org.uk
Zack is rewriting political discourse and its about time.
Sick of the policies and words of thatcher major hamcam maybot fataljohnson slimy sunak and the xenophobic slime of reform?
#BackZack
#GoforGreen
#Greenisthenewred
I am enjoying how much you scare them. Turn it up to 11 and letโs fucking go!
05.12.2025 22:21 โ ๐ 58 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1I hear you butโฆ Robin Williams. That it all.
05.12.2025 22:02 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Itโs a participation prize from a primary school three-legged race. And the fawning of FIFA is nauseating.
05.12.2025 21:08 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Co-signed. Physical media, baby. Buy it, support your favourite musicians/artists/writers. Fuck Spotify.
05.12.2025 19:51 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Watch out, Donut Trump will nick it for the โmisappropriated trophyโ cabinet in the Oval Office!
05.12.2025 19:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I hope he is, the entitled, chinless, narcissistic, tax-dodging millionaire bigot!
05.12.2025 19:46 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Yes. Stop Farage. Vote Plaid Cymru!
In England - for people-powered politics and the only alternative to Reform and their Wannabes: Vote Green
Because the EU might insist rich people are taxed properlyโฆ?
05.12.2025 19:39 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0[leans on Zimmerman frame. adjusts dentures] Now look here, youngโunโฆ
05.12.2025 17:30 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Millie deciding she is a parrot.
Same. Though a cat who is a parrot must be a carrotโฆ?
05.12.2025 11:53 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Just to fix the headline - โExpress fans rageโฆโ And (in this specific instance) good for Question Time!
05.12.2025 11:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Isnโt that a Tesla Cybertrike?
05.12.2025 07:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Fair point.
05.12.2025 07:25 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Love Tanith Lee!
05.12.2025 07:24 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Beautiful. Thank you for sharing it.
05.12.2025 07:16 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0People need landlords that arenโt money-grabbing assholes.
05.12.2025 07:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0A blue-footed booby looking at the camera.
Excuse me sir; my eyes are up here.
05.12.2025 07:12 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I may have missed the boobies but Iโm sure I did see a cormorant.
05.12.2025 07:11 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Ow. Donโt do that. It hurts.
05.12.2025 07:06 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The Deadly Plot Device
05.12.2025 07:02 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Ouch! And nowhere to store your angry eyesโฆ
04.12.2025 22:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Picture of two ring wraiths on horseback from Petr Jacksonโs Lord of the Rings
Or indeed the Christmas wraithโฆ
04.12.2025 22:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Crispy wedgie, or spicy?
04.12.2025 22:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0[laughs so hard at the Dis Honourable Wes Streeting being Labour leader that a bit of pee comes out]
04.12.2025 22:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Nice ๐
04.12.2025 21:51 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0