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Storyboarder/Writer/Director of SpongeBob SquarePants, Hey Arnold, Phineas and Ferb, the graphic novel Duster, and the live action movie They're Watching. www.jaylender.com www.jaylenderart.com

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You may askโ€ฆ why do they dress up in jackboots and harass minorities? That I can tell you in one word:

31.01.2026 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The great Norman Lloyd told a VERY funny story about Tallulah on the set of that film...

31.01.2026 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

<dancing with Beverly face>

31.01.2026 04:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Smurt!๐Ÿง 

31.01.2026 04:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What is this โ€œtragicallyโ€ of which you speak?

31.01.2026 03:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I had a studio I would. Right now all I can do is make things I can afford to produce and release on my own. Comics. Novels.

30.01.2026 23:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
3 panel comic

Panel 1:
Two characters are lying on a conveyor belt that is slowly feeding them into a meat grinder. A Pink Guy is closest to the grinder. He is duct taped and tied up. A Blue Guy in sun glasses is next to him. He is not tied up and there is a lever saying โ€œStopโ€ above his head.
Pink Guy yells, โ€œHELP! PULL THE LEVER!โ€
Blue Guy casually says โ€œNo can do, bro. Empathy is toxicโ€

Panel 2:
The Pink Guy is crushed by the grinder as the Blue Guy folds his arms across his chest and says โ€œCaring is weakness, broโ€

Panel 3:
The Blue Guy starts to get crushed by the grinder. His agonised last words are โ€œWhatโ€™s in it for me, bro?โ€

3 panel comic Panel 1: Two characters are lying on a conveyor belt that is slowly feeding them into a meat grinder. A Pink Guy is closest to the grinder. He is duct taped and tied up. A Blue Guy in sun glasses is next to him. He is not tied up and there is a lever saying โ€œStopโ€ above his head. Pink Guy yells, โ€œHELP! PULL THE LEVER!โ€ Blue Guy casually says โ€œNo can do, bro. Empathy is toxicโ€ Panel 2: The Pink Guy is crushed by the grinder as the Blue Guy folds his arms across his chest and says โ€œCaring is weakness, broโ€ Panel 3: The Blue Guy starts to get crushed by the grinder. His agonised last words are โ€œWhatโ€™s in it for me, bro?โ€

empathy is toxic, bro

17.01.2026 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6718    ๐Ÿ” 1490    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

Karloff's mumblingโ€ฆ gawd.

30.01.2026 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Netflix fell backwards into KPop Demon Hunters' success The streamer's approach to KPop Demon Hunters means that its next big thing will likely once again come about thanks to external factors.

Hollywood is always trying to convince itself (and investors) that controllable, knowable factors are a huge part of the success "formula", when everybody KNOWS it's passion, taste, trust and luck that make a hit. By the time you can see the zeitgeist it's too fucking late.

30.01.2026 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 151    ๐Ÿ” 45    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Amazingly, that's only the second-creepiest hand in that movie.

30.01.2026 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A news report screenshot. There's a grim reaper. The chyron says "Yikes! Stay tuned."

A news report screenshot. There's a grim reaper. The chyron says "Yikes! Stay tuned."

Me every morning in this fucking country

30.01.2026 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4108    ๐Ÿ” 1085    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

Discussion of the "real" America adopts nativism as a virtue by default. I wish Americans were more interested in what's the GOOD America.

30.01.2026 17:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So good.

30.01.2026 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The good news is that we remain statistically unimportant!

30.01.2026 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Boomers are in the โ€œmaking peace with their godโ€ phase I guess, but my cohort are still playing the โ€œtemporarily embarrassed millionaireโ€ gameโ€ฆ๐Ÿ™„

30.01.2026 02:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ITโ€™S ALREADY ILLEGAL (8 U.S. Code ยง 1503)โ€” you canโ€™t parody this loser ass party my goodness

30.01.2026 01:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 82    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
NAVIGATING NEURODIVERGENCE A SUPPORT GROUP FOR LATE DIAGNOSED AUTSTIC AND AUDHD ADUITS 8 WEEK VIRTUAL GROUP. STARTING MARCH 6TH FRIDAY MORNINGS. 10-11:30 AM $60/ SESSION
Navigating a neurotypical world as an Autistic or AuDHD adult can often feel impossible. Beins diagnosed as an adult can bring a wonderful sense of clarity and self acceptance, but also feelings of grief, anger, and even skill regression. It's incredibly lonely and confusing. But finding a community of people with similar lived experience can make the struggle feel more manageable. That's why I created the Navigating Neurodivergence Support Group!
FACILITATED BY LANE ASSAF, CTP, AMFT #124 236 SUPERVISED BY STAN RUSHING. LMFT #33618
FOR MORE INFORMATION ViSiT WWW.LANEASSAFPSYCHOTHERAPY.COM

NAVIGATING NEURODIVERGENCE A SUPPORT GROUP FOR LATE DIAGNOSED AUTSTIC AND AUDHD ADUITS 8 WEEK VIRTUAL GROUP. STARTING MARCH 6TH FRIDAY MORNINGS. 10-11:30 AM $60/ SESSION Navigating a neurotypical world as an Autistic or AuDHD adult can often feel impossible. Beins diagnosed as an adult can bring a wonderful sense of clarity and self acceptance, but also feelings of grief, anger, and even skill regression. It's incredibly lonely and confusing. But finding a community of people with similar lived experience can make the struggle feel more manageable. That's why I created the Navigating Neurodivergence Support Group! FACILITATED BY LANE ASSAF, CTP, AMFT #124 236 SUPERVISED BY STAN RUSHING. LMFT #33618 FOR MORE INFORMATION ViSiT WWW.LANEASSAFPSYCHOTHERAPY.COM

There is a photo of a beautiful smiling light skinned woman with pink hair. She is wearing a black shirt in a white room. The photo is labeled "LANE ASSAF, MA, AMFT, CTP."

The rest of the text on the flyer reads as follows; 
ABOUT ME
Hi! l'm Lane. I'm an AuDHD Associate Marriage anc Family Therapist and Certified Trauma Professional. I'm also a special needs mama, and work with mostly late diagnosed autistic adults. My personal anc professional experiences have shown me the vital importance of community and support for late diagnosed individuals. I bring empathy, authenticity, experience, and knowledge to this group
A BOUT THE GROUP
My goal is to create a supportive and empowering space in which members can build community. share their experiences, feel safe to unmask, and leave with coping skills and new friends. The emphasis of this group will focus on authenticity, resilience, and community.
MEMBER DETAILS
Members will be CA residents who received a diagnosis* of autism or autism with ADHD in adulthood. As a neurodiversity affirming, safe group, bullying, use of non-affirming language, and continued support of ableism will not be tolerated This is a space for healing, growth, and support
*self diagnosis is valid
CONTACT LANE ASSAF LANEASSAFTHERAPY M1GMAIL.COM HHW.LANEA SS AFPSYCHOTHERAPY.COM

There is a photo of a beautiful smiling light skinned woman with pink hair. She is wearing a black shirt in a white room. The photo is labeled "LANE ASSAF, MA, AMFT, CTP." The rest of the text on the flyer reads as follows; ABOUT ME Hi! l'm Lane. I'm an AuDHD Associate Marriage anc Family Therapist and Certified Trauma Professional. I'm also a special needs mama, and work with mostly late diagnosed autistic adults. My personal anc professional experiences have shown me the vital importance of community and support for late diagnosed individuals. I bring empathy, authenticity, experience, and knowledge to this group A BOUT THE GROUP My goal is to create a supportive and empowering space in which members can build community. share their experiences, feel safe to unmask, and leave with coping skills and new friends. The emphasis of this group will focus on authenticity, resilience, and community. MEMBER DETAILS Members will be CA residents who received a diagnosis* of autism or autism with ADHD in adulthood. As a neurodiversity affirming, safe group, bullying, use of non-affirming language, and continued support of ableism will not be tolerated This is a space for healing, growth, and support *self diagnosis is valid CONTACT LANE ASSAF LANEASSAFTHERAPY M1GMAIL.COM HHW.LANEA SS AFPSYCHOTHERAPY.COM

A wonderful AuDHD therapist l trust is starting a virtual Autism support group!!

Starting March 5, 8 weekly sessions from 10am-11:30, $60/session. (CA residents only; self diagnosed welcome!)

She said i could share this here, and these are hard to find, so please spread it around!

30.01.2026 01:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At least the Natural Wonders Mall Store Music version has Lando continuing to clap with no particular rhythm. Some things are sacred, I guess.

29.01.2026 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They cut before the kiss.

29.01.2026 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 160    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐ŸŽถ"Klll! Yeah, we said Kill!"๐ŸŽถ

29.01.2026 20:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love that this has ret-conned the title of that song to "Kill!"

29.01.2026 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

While irrational venture capital fuels this tech, "production" costs are vanishingly small, NEUTRALIZING TRADITIONAL MARKET FORCES. If it's an abject flop they'll shrug it off and spin the free money wheel again. Meanwhile, nobody's working but a few scab actors.

29.01.2026 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Time to soak the rubes!
Between this and the software updates for outdated iPhone models it's clear that Apple thinks they've reached market saturation.

29.01.2026 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I only made an account there to squat on my name so I won't ever have to face the fact that nobody would bother to pose as me.๐Ÿ˜ญ

29.01.2026 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s a paradox

29.01.2026 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the ONE use I have for AI. I can ask my question at duckduckgo, and I'm not required to know arcane lingo to get useful search results. I get a concise answer right away, which--even if it's WRONG--gets me closer to the truth.

29.01.2026 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m honestly done asking politely. We need an eviction moratorium and rent support @governorwalz.mn.gov and we need it

Now.

29.01.2026 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Evil

21.01.2026 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 333    ๐Ÿ” 85    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

Now you're thinkin'!

29.01.2026 04:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These people are definitely harboring a Kryptonian baby.

29.01.2026 04:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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