Nic

Yes I’m also now a hybrid athlete I’ve heard about it so much

👀

Such dedication to the cause

But don’t worry. My balls are zigbee.

Lights I used for phase 1 of the garden are no longer existing now we’ve come to phase 3. So I’ve bought 9 glowing, multi-coloured balls.

Yes

Had a refreshing Sunday break and decided to contribute something a little different to the Internet! I’ve long been frustrated with online gift cards being emailed when I’d prefer to hand over a physical card.

So I fixed it. Try it out, it you want.

giftcardcreator.chambersparkes.xyz

WFH parents ‘make children think school is optional’ — The Times and The Sunday Times Parents who work from home are contributing to poor attendance rates because their children feel going to school is optional, according to the Ofsted boss. Sir Martyn Oliver, chief inspector of the sc...

This is getting a bit desperate now apple.news/A1W16lonLR4W...

Hmmhmmm

It turns out I’ve been the only one drinking it then.

Joyful to hear Any Answers with callers on the chancellor’s speech this week continuing the two fallacies that plague our politics:

A. Saying we should do something else, not these things we’ve proposed
B. Putting more money into public services instead of letting private cos spend their money

No.

Booked three trips to the ARTS this morning. So cultured.

Barista at Esquires gave me a table number for the food, and then said he’d call out the drinks.

Sat down and he started screaming “RACIST LATTE”.

Well, do you?

I’m getting a cold.

That is impressive

Thanks for your valuable contribution, Ty.

I’m informed it is temporary

Octopus screenshot showing £1.65 of gas use

That’s a lot of gas. Your house really does take a lot of heating doesn’t it? Here’s ours heating back up after 5 days - it was 12° in most rooms at the start.

👀 quiet you

Who the fuck does Joe remind me of? #TheTraitors

The Traitors UK Series 3 by Nic Chambers-Parkes on Apple Music Playlist · 5 Songs

Back to the drama then

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Why does this look like you’re in a gritty northern drama on ITV1?

It’s been miserable for weeks. And also my solar based cameras cannot cope.

Oh. I misread. As you were.

As long as visibility is low enough, of course? You don’t want to dazzle them.

Please give us a run down when you find out

I’m not sure I understand “early to bed, early to rise” as a piece of advice.

Why is being up early and going to bed early better than getting up late and going to bed late?

You’ve got the same hours babe.

Angela Rayner to allow building on area of green belt bigger than Surrey — The Times and The Sunday Times Angela Rayner will press ahead with plans to prioritise for housebuilding an area of the green belt bigger than Surrey, insisting there is no alternative to large-scale development in the countryside ...

Terrible news that the Government might look at why the greenbelt exists and follow that.

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