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@captaincornfed.bsky.social

Pretends to malinger.

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"The Iranians moved their uranium" sounds like the start of a Dr. Seuss book.

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I spend my time telling people about the benefits of dried grapes.

It’s about raisin awareness.

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Iran has every right to defend itself.

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Party On!

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Choir! Choir! Choir!/David Byrne sings David Bowie "Heroes" in NYC!
YouTube video by Choir! Choir! Choir! Choir! Choir! Choir!/David Byrne sings David Bowie "Heroes" in NYC!

youtu.be/w7HJZPlJn_U?...

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I haven't seen acting this stiff since the Lee Harvey Oswald prison transfer.

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Two former Wells Fargo executives were fined $8.5M by the Biden administration for covering up the bank's infamous fake account scandal.
Trump just slashed those fines to a paltry $150,000 after Wells Fargo gave
$1M to his inauguration.
See how this works?

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Mom: “don’t play with your food”.
Me:

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When your jam comes
on at a funeral.

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Band Camp photos discovered.

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Is it time to call Cybertrucks “Deploreans”?

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x.com

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fb.watch/xiA8Q56ZND/?

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