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Bruce Springstween

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Springsteen but Gen Z (Do I have to say this is a parody account? πŸ™„) #brucespringsteen #bruce #springsteen #theboss #SpringsteenTour24

478 Followers  |  434 Following  |  77 Posts  |  Joined: 19.11.2024  |  1.7379

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Any time baby, I was born to run the country.

23.05.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll be there!

18.05.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've considered it and I skibbidi support you!

17.05.2025 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

baby I was born to run away from the USA

05.04.2025 09:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"raping our greatest leaders"?? Wtf are you talking about? Someone call CPS and get this woman's son taken away from her before she fucks him up even more.

04.04.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel really bad for your children. They're going to need lifetimes of therapy if they even make out alive from under your fucked up wing.

04.04.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow you are actually insane.

04.04.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What is wrong with you? If you actually listen to the Muscrat guy then you should get your ears cut off because you don't deserve to listen to my music.

04.04.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You don't deserve ears to listen to my music

04.04.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe because you are an asshole who supports muskrat

--the boss

04.04.2025 09:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I'll be Dancing in the Dark with you forever

03.04.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣

31.03.2025 07:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OH man, that is not okay. But seeing as I am still too young to drive, I think the only thing I can say is I was born to run.

31.03.2025 06:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was porn in the USA

19.03.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the darkness on the edge of town is now running the town

11.03.2025 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay now I'm regretting being Born in the U.S.A.

17.02.2025 08:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if only we had all been blinded by science then we wouldn't be in this mess rn

14.01.2025 08:51 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, oh, oh, L.A.'s on fire

09.01.2025 09:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is a thin line between Bruce Springsteen and Bruce Summersteen

22.12.2024 11:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

stop asking me if I was born in the usa

18.12.2024 10:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BOSS: This one is for all the CEOS out there (you know who you are)

well, they shot you point blank
you been shot in the back
baby, point blank
you're a fool this time
boy, that's a fact

09.12.2024 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to the Jungleland

06.12.2024 09:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

more like spotify trapped because you can't put music in a box let alone a heart shaped one for a few weeks a year

04.12.2024 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

good riffing isn’t one-upping the joke it’s extending the world the joke exists in

31.03.2024 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 472    πŸ” 97    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1

insurance won't cover cataract surgery on my third eye, this country is fucked

01.12.2024 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 570    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 3

BOSS: Hope this email finds you well

Me: I remember when you named your songs like Jungleland and Reason to Believe

02.12.2024 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BOSS: Hope this email finds you well

Me: I can't believe I paid three hundred quid for these seats

02.12.2024 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw a picture of her on instagram standing on her front lawn, just a-twirling her baton.

30.11.2024 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's a place out on the edge of Texas
Rising above the Twitter that he killed
Now ever since I was a child, I've had a hatred
For Musky's mansion on the hill

28.11.2024 11:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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