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But I'm just a soul Whose intentions are good Oh, Lord Please, let me speak the words good β“˜ π˜›π˜©π˜ͺ𝘴 𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘳 π˜ͺ𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘀𝘡𝘦π˜₯ 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦π˜ͺ𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘒𝘳𝘡 𝘰𝘧 𝘒 𝘡𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳π˜ͺ𝘴𝘡 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘒𝘯π˜ͺ𝘻𝘒𝘡π˜ͺ𝘰𝘯 𝘀𝘒𝘭𝘭𝘦π˜₯ 𝘈𝘯𝘡π˜ͺ𝘧𝘒. π˜—π˜­π˜¦π˜’π˜΄π˜¦ 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘡 𝘒𝘯𝘺 𝘚𝘢𝘴𝘱π˜ͺ𝘀π˜ͺ𝘰𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘒𝘷π˜ͺ𝘰𝘳.

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I have a few words like this where I know if it looks right, it's wrong, and I need to spell it the wrong way for it to be right.

The real mindfuck comes when I get into an internal "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line" loop.

Then I just use text to speech.

07.10.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And their student loans are only at 7.5%, but it'll be huge for their mental health and at least I will have gotten out while the market is up... Sell high [πŸ“ˆ|🌲]β€½β€½β€½

Seriously conflicted.

07.10.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously!

My partner is super sensitive to their student loan stuffs. They just saw the monthly interest that began accruing again, and it hit hard.

I'm seriously thinking of cashing out nearly all of my retirement savings to pay down their debt. Sure I've earned about 20% in the last year (VOO)

07.10.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why won't the Democrats let the Republits open the government back upβ€½β€½β€½

Is not being a minority in BOTH houses enough for these terrorists!

07.10.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a chef says no soup for you while another chef looks on ALT: a chef says no soup for you while another chef looks on

No health insurance for you!

07.10.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a red dress holds a microphone and says you get one and you get one we all get one ALT: a woman in a red dress holds a microphone and says you get one and you get one we all get one

You get a National Guard! You get a Nation Guard!

07.10.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills today.

This is like the third piece of news makes no sense and lacks enough context to grep.

See also
- Gov employees don't have to be paid after a shut down.
- Something else
- Do I need to see if I also have a brainworm? Some ppl say yes.
- NG for every state!

07.10.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As I understand it, they are asserting that it infringes on the therapists freedom of speech, totally ignoring that the state licences the prof and can regulate its practice.

I'm sure the SC will have the backs of socialist attorneys that want to tell their clients to seize the means of production.

07.10.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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OMB deletes reference to law guaranteeing backpay to furloughed feds from shutdown guidance An Office of Management and Budget FAQ document now states that only excepted employees forced to work without pay are guaranteed backpay at the conclusion of a lapse in appropriations.

www.govexec.com/pay-benefits...

07.10.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

After sharing all that, I feel like one might wonder what's wrong with me. #MostlyHarmless

07.10.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Escalating Tensions

One last podcast proffer, which is how I just realized that the TFG "podcast" is only available through specific channels, is Lovett or Leave It. Spotify link (derogatory) attached.

Best (only?) queer politics podcast. And yes, Lovett is a Pod Save America bro, but still worth a try.

07.10.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Shutdown for What

"... everything from reproductive rights to romcoms. They break down the political news of the week, plus the topics, trends, and cultural stories that affect women's lives."

And since I already have Spotify open, here is this link to it there.

Highly recommend!

07.10.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The duo that host TFG also host Hysteria, a podcast described thusly...

"Political commentator and comedy writer Erin Ryan and former White House Deputy Chief of Staff Alyssa Mastromonaco are joined by a bicoastal squad of funny, opinionated women to talk through everything from reproductive...

07.10.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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TFG Stephen Miller Sources Sources: https://www.npr.org/2020/08/24/905403716/hatemonger-paints-trump-advisor-stephen-miller-as-a-case-study-in-radicalization https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/09/us/politics/stephen-miller-trum...

FWIW, They bring the receipts too.

07.10.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Stephen Miller: Everything You Didn't Know About His Sh*tty Past Spotify video

"Erin Ryan and Alyssa Mastromonaco, co-hosts of the podcast Hysteria, do a deep dive into the lives of some of the worst b*tches in the game."

Is the description of a podcast (video podcast?) that did an episode on SM, and it covers some of the signs of what's wrong with KM.

07.10.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean if it happened in a six way intersection then 10 cars would be possible...

07.10.2025 07:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Swing by your local fire department and ask to see their TV room setup.

Would have been a La-Z-Boy recliner in the 90's, but if the tech has improved the FD will be all over it.

07.10.2025 06:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Erik Satie - Gnossienne and GymnopΓ©die

Here is a playlist I made for my infusions. I'll probably delete this post in a few days, as I prefer to be pseudonymous here.

07.10.2025 06:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gnossienne and GymnopΓ©die by Erik Satie

I disliked anything with lyrics, as they could distract or pull up unnecessary associations.

07.10.2025 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why the twitter short link?

But also, thank you for the reporting and the link even still.

07.10.2025 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Before TX NG arrived, yes, but I believe that the CA NG had already arrived in OR before the TRO.

06.10.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OK, so this is going to be tough to hear, but it needs to be said.

Now that Trump has been enjoined from sending *any* NG to Oregon, ICE is going to go gangbusters in Oregon, dialing everything up to 1000%.

Because they need riots. They need someone punching an ICE officer.

DON'T TAKE THE BAIT.

06.10.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1179    πŸ” 416    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 27

Sanctions! Sanctions!

06.10.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a blonde wig and a mustache is standing in front of a green forest . Alt: Clip from a Blink 182 music video where a bandmate mouths "da fuck" AI discription: a man wearing a blonde wig and a mustache is standing in front of a green forest .
05.10.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cory Doctorow's craphound.com | Cory Doctorow's Literary Works

Between apartment hunting in Chicago this month, Chicago this week, and Bills (SO hard launch alert!) WORST week at work, it felt good touching base with two old friends and making sure we all still had each other's numbers and Signal, and emailing Cory Doctorow to report link rot on their blog.

05.10.2025 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Changes that would allow them to maintain some of the status quo and keep their docks.

No more ARC review for repairs that have the appropriate permits! So no waiting weeks to months to be able to replace your roof after a hurricane.

Automatic approval of native friendly lawns.

So many things!

02.10.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

while ignoring the restrictions clearly spelled out in the controlling docs/statutes. So there is 20 years worth of "well Mx. X built a dock across community property for their own use, so I will too," which means that I should have a fairly solid base of individuals that will approve my suggested

02.10.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Now I get to implement all the mad and unhinged schemes I've been ruminating on over that time period.

First up, amend the docs to allow an easier and more direct way to recall the board. Fortunately we've had 20+ years of enforcing only the interpretable (paint color and land scaping) items,

02.10.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of a text thread:

** Yesterday [Wednesday October 1st] at 10:54 **

Sent by me:
"You need to get your people at sentry in line. We have a new manager so nothing we have established before matters any more? Look you're 5 months past your election maybe it's just time for you to step aside for the good of the community."
"That is if you can't manage the managers or maintain the common property."

From the Board President:
"[Redacted], as always I’m happy to discuss by phone. 
I agree, I’m more than happy to let another resident take over. The board is down to [Redacted] and myself at the moment."

Sent by me:
"So there isn't going to be a meeting tonight?"

** 14:00 [Oct 2nd] **

Sent by me:
"Hi [Redacted], circling back to your offer from yesterday, I am absolutely willing to take over immediately so that you can step down. Thank you for all your hard work over the years. Have Sentry reach out to me once you've informed them so that they can bring me up to speed."

A screenshot of a text thread: ** Yesterday [Wednesday October 1st] at 10:54 ** Sent by me: "You need to get your people at sentry in line. We have a new manager so nothing we have established before matters any more? Look you're 5 months past your election maybe it's just time for you to step aside for the good of the community." "That is if you can't manage the managers or maintain the common property." From the Board President: "[Redacted], as always I’m happy to discuss by phone. I agree, I’m more than happy to let another resident take over. The board is down to [Redacted] and myself at the moment." Sent by me: "So there isn't going to be a meeting tonight?" ** 14:00 [Oct 2nd] ** Sent by me: "Hi [Redacted], circling back to your offer from yesterday, I am absolutely willing to take over immediately so that you can step down. Thank you for all your hard work over the years. Have Sentry reach out to me once you've informed them so that they can bring me up to speed."

After nearly a year and a half of trying to get our HOA board to do something about the management company charging homeowners fees not allowed by our governing docs, the management fee schedule in their contract, or Florida statute, the president just decided to hand off their roll to me.

02.10.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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