Reviewer #2

This irony-proof motherfucker…

Like how can you argue simultaneously that $209k/year is wealthy and $2300/month for rent is cheap? Pick a lane, sex pest.

$200k pEr yEAr iS rIcH aKsHuLly

Normalize arming women.

We’re one Reichstag Fire away from all those ICE agents getting a new mission.

I’ll bet they were trying to fix the false answers problem and couldn’t calibrate the self-criticism.

Even worse: in a scam culture, anyone who labors for a reward other than money is immediately branded a sucker.

Every news report on this should be emphasizing that he’s doing this to rig the next election. It’s not even subtle and without that context, the media are simply complicit.

If I wanted to hear someone with a soft voice who can’t be left alone with children, I’d listen to Brother Jedediah.

Trump is having a high-level meeting to coordinate Epstein strategy and Bondi is attending?! I'm old enough to remember when Clinton simply talking to Janet Reno was enough to get conservatives howling for blood.

There really are two sets of rules, aren't there?

"If you want to build a ship, don't drum up people to gather wood, divide the work, and give orders, but rather teach them to long for the endless immensity of the sea."

- Antoine de Saint Expery

Nice lighthouse.

No thanks to our corrupt, narcissistic cop mayor.

Not sure if this means Elliot Gould or Arnold Schwarzenegger and the question really matters

And yet James Carville wants me to care about Zohran Mamdani.

It’s definitely not part of the standard package.

Bro does your dick even shoot leaves?

Does anyone else remember a couple of months ago when a Republican terrorist shot four people killing two of them in an effort to give control of the Minnesota legislature to Republicans?

Pirro’s a plastic handle bottle of Smirnoff girl if I’ve ever seen one

Odd how Giuliani was “America’s Mayor” but Mamdani is an outlier. Wonder why that might be…

Did what? Wrote that headline?

“Germinal” is right there you guys.

Yesterday a conservative told me he could tell I was a lefty b/c I was reading bell hooks. I said, “That doesn’t tell you anything; I could be writing a critical article.” He said, “Now I know you’re a lefty because you’re writing an article.”

I’m telling you we need to give the abyss another look.

Well there’s your problem. You’re not supposed to write about them. You’re supposed to do more of them.

They use force to control and words to distract, but liberals think they’re doing the opposite.

I hate the word “seminal” and from now on will be pronouncing it with a long e to help others see how totally creepy it is.

“Let’s use the Jews to destroy the American university system” is some real varsity level Jew-hating stuff, for real.

This is why they invented drugs.

Another light goes out.

A whole bunch of rabbis got arrested in NY and DC over the weekend for protesting the genocide. We should be listening to them.