Holly Magnani

Does anyone else try to see how many staples you can keep on your puller until they start to fall off or is that just me?

Practicing for it all to fall apart

That looks a lot like trump's signature.

I'm channeling my grandpa today. I'm wearing coveralls and occasionally jingling the coins in my pocket.

Just going to leave this here should it become useful to anyone…

Ah, the only suitable use for AI.

My son has a side hustle selling clothes online. I take the packages to the post office for him. Daily, the post office is packed with people applying for passports. People born here but of non-American heritage are afraid. How many Gens back do we go? I had g-parents that were immigrants.

Smug ass cat.

"Mistakes were made but no regrets."

One of mine would be "Yeah, I told so-and-so he could suck my dick."

Video obtained by CNN shows the rear landing gear of the jet buckling and the right wing shearing away in a fireball after the plane landed hard on the runway.

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

Do not conform.

Look what I found while digging for my book about garlic.

Meh. Nothing good.

This assumes I can afford to get to the beach.

Little buddy

On my course today I worked out 8 x 16 without using a calculator and they looked at me like I was Rain man.

Sat down in my chair after work and said out loud to myself, "Just gimme a minute to decompose." Slip of the tongue? I think not.

This man doesn't even know where he was born. He's a couch raping idiot.

Trump called himself a King? King Joffrey maybe. We allll know how that turned out.

At least it's not area models.

Can we use Authorization of Authority to keep Musk out of The People's House? You know, trespassing? I don't want him there.

How badly will the tariffs on China hurt Amazon? Of the 3 things I bought, 2 were made in China.... Like, I'm legit asking.

I totally just left a message on one of my senators VMs that was like the boss from Office Space. "So, if you could take care of this anti-congressional coup that's going on, that'd be greeeeeaaat."

Call. Talk about 1 or 2 issues, don't get emotional. Let them know we are watching.

Please remember this one thing as we stumble through the madness: stay hydrated.

If I can't use the services my federal taxes fund, can I not pay federal tax? 🤔

....wow.....