Anja, the Petrichorphan

That said I've spent like 3 hours idly playing my comically tiny bass so maybe I'm just too far gone.

So I've failed fuckastrophically on that 'release music stuff this year' thing so far, huh?

Following on from the unparalleled genius that is Uno Cartomancy, I've been giggling for about five minutes now at the words 'Major Arcuno'.

Two words:

Uno Cartomancy.

Have fun with that.

Well, I guess this fits. AI art is to actual art what Bari Weiss is to actual news.

Well, the XWAU team making the base to build on. The TIE Fighter TC team are independently mad bastards, as far as I'm aware.

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AS A TOTAL ASIDE, I just remembered this mod for X-Wing Alliance exists thanks to the XWAU team.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEVr...

That said it gave me an eternal love of the Descent-ship-lookalike that was the Imperial Missile Boat.

It all culminated in X-Wing Alliance, which was my direct pipeline into modding.

Realising that you could change a single value in a single .ini file for every ship in the game and make it flyable in multiplayer was literally a gamechanger.

Though SSDs often broke servers if you tried.

Saw Claire's is closing in town and I felt a pang of sorrow for all those botched piercing infections that'll go unspread.

I am not an intelligent woman.

Very deliberately spent time looking for the instrumental version of Angel by Massive Attack only to spend the entire time waiting for 'Youuuuuuuuuuu-' thinking "WHERE THE FUCK IS THE VOCAL BIT AM I LOSING MY MIND WHAT THE FUCK IS GOI-oooooh."

Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.

I mean my first guess was 'tape' so my life is full of little surprises and twists right now.

Hell is empty and all the devils are hidden in snares that sound ALMOST right but not quite no matter how much you tweak them then tweak the rest of the project then GAHFUCK IT AUTOSAVED SHIT BASTARD GODDAMN I WILL GO BACK IN TIME AND MURDER YOUR GRANDPARENTS YOU PIECE OF SHIT SOFTWA-

Nothing is snare because I can't find or create anything that fits my very specific mental image that I refuse to budge for this one thing.

Let it be known that my all-encompassing miasmatic hatred for every snare sample and combination thereof has encroached beyond its borders and that hats are now also on shaky fucking ground.

My hands are so obnoxiously fucking cold right now. This is some bullshit.

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=bedy... GAY ROBOTS!

OHSHIT it's the first Gay Robot Day of the year today isn't it.

Some days i wake up remembering Symphony X's 'Paradise Lost' album exists and my life is a little bit better.

Afakghsjddsg. That is all. 🖤

I feel like angering the english monarchy deserves points too, loathe as I am to give anything to them.

Ted K was into STEM.

(Shrapnel, Timers, Explosives and Mail)

Introduced a friend's little sister to Skinny Puppy and was told "Worlock makes me feel like it's going to trigger a sleeper agent like the Winter fucking Soldier."

5 days of trying not to hate Ableton may have actually given me some minute modicum of respect for FL Studio and I have no idea how the fuck that happens.

It makes no sense.

Fuck this I'm going back to my happy Renoise place.

Everybody obsesses over 'enemies to lovers' stories but honestly I don't think enough credit is given to 'enemy to absolute fuckmothering nemesis' dynamics.

That said what else am I going to do while wondering if meds are going to make this possible migraine fuck off or give it the power of 100 bastard gods? Not like I can sleep.

Might try to not hate Ableton again at some point.

I don't like my odds.

It's like foxes.

"Awww they're so cute and whimsical! I bet they make adorable noiSWEET MERCIFUL FUCK"