Anja, Belligerent Wood Elf

Goddamnit the biggest problem with getting a new phone is that I've got to teach it to say fuck again.

I have also managed to somehow take a slice out of my thumb which is stings like a bastard.

I still panic if I try and describe myself so it's me and that's all you're getting.

New lipstick and a new old book on Babylonian mythology arrived. Can confirm I like them both.

I forgot I dyed my hair black yesterday, saw my reflection in the mirror this morning and scared the everliving fuck out of myself.

I am an intelligent woman.

Dear Microsoft,

Lol.

Additionally, if you will forgive me this small indulgence, lmao.

Disrespectfully
Anja

Black black black black numberrrrr ooooone! ...yeah I have dye.

A friend had something spare. And oh yes.
It is happening again.
And you are also now humming the song.

I mean it's an accurate claim, but a claim all the same!

Gabriel doesn't HATE humans. He just figures the damned have to exist to suffer for eternity! And killing them again fucks that up.

But I mean one of them HATES machines, and the other is an angry computer who claims to be a goddess.

You are now imagining a bitchy argumentative conversation between SHODAN and Gabriel from Ultrakill.

You are welcome.

By putting him in it they've done the seemingly impossible and made me deeply uninterested in a NIN-involved project.

So I was pondering important subjects as I so often do and I got to thinking.

What if the Demon Core housed an evil version of Aladdin's Genie who just fucking HATES Physicists?

I mean, there WAS a flash of blue light.
Really makes you think.

Like, this art REALLY sells the vibe of "yeah I rap battled a god, got superpowers for winning, and now I exist to antagonize my ex" and that's just kind of powerful beyond words.

Interpretations of characters I'm semi-tempted to try and cosplay.
god i love this.

All I'm saying is that taking a Barbie pickup truck and turning it into an RC Technical that has an airsoft gun turned into a mini autocannon on the back is perfectly doable in theory.

My favourite is still the spinny one. Mostly for the wshshshshshhhwshhshshshsh

I may be the only Ultrakill player in the known universe to not particularly like coinshot.

I wish I could just casually not but tbh I just work here.

ADHD hyperfocusing on my own flaws, failures and problems for the last several days is...an adventure.

No wait that's not the word.

'Fucking shitshow'. That's the one.

Oh that'd be almost as funny as the videos of them being jailbroken approximately 19 seconds after they're in the wild.

Dear sweet Elder Gods I hope all the annoying fucks get raptured.

Sounds imaginary.

It just occurred to me that there were a whole bunch of people who supposedly hung around Jesus but you only ever hear about the ones who got book deals or the guy who got autobalanced.

I'm quite a fan of 'this wretched archipelago' personally, but I tend to talk like a jaded Victorian governess and/or tertiary antagonist at the best of times.

Fuck me sideways could they find smaller stabby objects?
For some reason I was picturing the 12.7mm 28g ones my diabetic friend gives me bags of!

On the upside? If you ever need to REALLY precisely superglue anything to anything else? You're so very equipped.

Damnit now I'm thinking about that Miku Bloodborne mod.

I've got Mario Kart 64 music stuck in my head. I can't tell if this is amazing or a fate worse than thursday afternoons.

Oh god I'm now thinking of how time consuming that would be and just the thought alone is making me mad.

Are we talking the 12.7mm 28-29g ones which are pretty okay in my experience, or the tiny stubby 5mm fuck-this-for-a-game-of-tiddlywinks gauge ones?

Because I can see that being beyond rage inducing even with less viscous solutions.

You've actually reminded me to order more insulin syringes when I get paid next. Subq EEn for liiiiife. Because FUUUUUUUUCK IM. I'm not brave enough for that shit.

The worst one is when you start hyperfixating on and being fascinated by your being distracted by things and it just spirals into WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON NOW?!