noted bones haver

happy hall of weens my dudes

Philip Larkin’s this be the verse mangled into Ozymandias, the text reads They Oz you up, your mandyias. They may not mean to, but they do. They give you vast and trunkless legs A sunken shattered visage too. But they were Ozzed up in their turn By Mandyias upon the sand Who half the time had wrinkled lips And half in sneering cold command. Oz hands on mandyias to man. Like mighty works atop a shelf Look on them early as you can Ye mighty and despair yourself

Two shops, one called The Works, the other called Despar

My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my Works, ye mighty, and Despar

I have met
a traveller
who saw in
an antique land

two legs
vast and half sunk
shattered
lifeless and so cold

My name
is Ozymandias
look on me
and despair

This is literally Nazi shit. This is what the Nazis did. If you support this, you are a Nazi, and if that makes you upset, then STOP BEING A FUCKING NAZI

solid wordplay in that cryptic. very very nice clue

TMBG Heardle #1311
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Minute Cryptic - 31 October, 2025
"Stalked in bed, werewolf returned after we drifted off?" (6)
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🏆 0 hints – 1 under the community par (12,320 solvers so far).

i had to reload the game so many times to get this specific loading screen to appear again so i had enough time to screenshot it

sprat examined

this

i'm reading this in northernlion's voice

gf & i have resolved to do it next year at the house she's currently buying, as we also haven't had time this year and we didn't last year either 😔

Sincere post: it is one of the greatest joys of my adult life to be able to see the magic of the holidays renewed through the eyes of a younger generation. Hunting for eggs on Easter, Trick or Treating on Halloween, hiding under the covers so the Night Turkey doesn't peck your penis off, Santa Claus

melmetal ex, magikarp, corviknight, delcatty all full art, plus a cool mega gyarados ex with gold text and a fun border. greninja ex is here too i guess

this is a nice haul, i didn't get that lucky but i did get these

the guy that plays the weird satanist guy from that viral video about a baphomet statue made a movie featuring that character, where the villain is played by jeffy combs

god i feel so old. i remember this firsthand

and i mean that literally. during peak vlogbrothers they had a video with a thumbnail of giraffes having sex because hank inserted it as the central single frame of the video which is how youtube thumbnails used to be generated

of course he's on the episode full of animal sex lmao this is peak vlogbrothers

the proper way to insert the dildo

hank green on qi? neat

with a mortar launcher

this is zero hour, it’s crunch time baby. you work for a defense contractor? you will never hear from me again. you think ICE should exist? i’m telling everyone you know. you think the “war” is “complicated”? i will humiliate you into empathy.

i like him

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Minute Cryptic - 30 October, 2025
"Summer read “D” from “A-Z”?" (5)
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🏆 0 hints – 2 under the community par (11,370 solvers so far).

most artists will flat out refuse to give you a nazi tattoo. if you went to a nazi tatto artist, you will have seen swastikas and iron crosses all over the flash sheets you're picking your nazi tattoo from. keeping your nazi tattoo that you got at a nazi tattoo parlor for 18 YEARS is not an accident

also: getting a nazi tattoo is, in fact, a nazi deed! what are we doing here

stop letting nazis hide behind plausible deniability. just stop it! it's super easy to just not do that. find another candidate.

no! hope this helps