Sally LaRowe

I know. I’m such a scold because I think you shouldn’t rape any children at all, and if you knew about the rape of children and didn’t say anything you’re officially a bad person.

The committee from The Good Place arguing: “He's got a point. The fair thing for us to do is just keep on giving up more and more stuff we want, unilaterally, until this demon is finally happy.”

I will not support a deal that does nothing to make health care more affordable.

We are in a health care emergency. A simple one-year extension of these tax credits would cost less than Donald Trump’s $40 billion bailout for Argentina.

A vote for this bill is a mistake.

Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.

This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

It's also giving Dwight.

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

I feel like this is an important aspect to emphasize, loudly, to everyone who endorsed Cuomo. they chose to side with a known sexual predator for personal gain and frankly that should be disqualifying for public office. you knew who he was and decided the women he hurt were acceptable losses

Dan told me his algorithm doesn't show him any videos of zoo animals being given pumpkins and I can't believe his version of the internet is so bleak.

nobel peace prize nomination application:

1) sent us troops into us cities

2) murdered 51 people (so far)without due process or any attempt of actual legal explanation

3) nuclear bombs

dems have so many absolute layups available to them rn (cascading ICE problems! SNAP benefits!) that for a prominent dem to deliberately keep pursuing this anti trans angle instead is somehow even more fucking hateful than it was when they were trying to justify it on ‘strategic’ grounds

i mean at this point one must assume he keeps harping on trans people purely for love of the game right

Quite a world when a federal judge has to call in a federal official to specifically tell him he can't use tear gas on children in Halloween costumes

The only satisfying ending to this heist is if the culprits are three children and/or animals in a trenchcoat.

I tweet: "people who see 50% of their monthly paycheck go to rent don't care if a candidate eats with their hands. they want to hear what your candidate is going to do about housing." John Galt 2025 replies: "Move if the cost of living is too high."

who creates the lively art and music scenes if the rent is too high? who makes cultural life? who serves you food or washes your dishes? who creates the fancy little restaurants that draw you to urban living? affordable housing is at the heart of what makes city life worthwhile.

Wasn’t able to watch WS live but apparently the Jonas Bros did some of a song at some point? I cannot express this urgently enough: NO. Baseball is not meant to be associated with entertainment. The beauty of baseball is its uninterrupted agony. The outside world must be barred from the stadiums.

If I may dril for a moment, you absolutely do not have to give Trump “credit” for anything, ever. The saying does not go “even a broken clock hires its own gestapo”

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Like, have we seen him and Kermit in the same room?

Is This Dapper Man Going to Crack the Louvre Heist Case?

Every detail about this heist just reinforces @kvanaren.bsky.social in her correct position that this is some "muppet-ass heisting' www.nytimes.com/2025/10/23/s...

if someone took me aside and said hey rax that dumb flash tattoo you got for $50 when you were 19 is actually a nazi symbol. i would be at the shop getting it covered before they got the sentence all the way out. i would blow red lights the whole way there

Like, aside from the obvious moral concerns, I’d argue that a man who really thought no one would find out or care about him having a Nazi tattoo on his goddamned tiddy isn’t smart enough to be a US senator. Maybe run for the PTA or something. IDK. But a peer of Elizabeth Warren you are NOT.

okay I have caught up on the louvre details and wow that is some muppet-assed heisting

Shoutout to whoever was like the news sucks, let’s spice it up by doing a jewel heist at the Louvre

The Pope tweets: "The poor are not there by chance or by blind and cruel fate. Nor, for most of them, is poverty a choice. Yet, there are those who still presume to make this claim, thus revealing their own blindness and cruelty. #DilexiTe" Someone replies: "I was so hopeful I could be a Catholic again after the disaster that Francis was, guess we just get Francis 2.0 now and I am heartbroken. How do I stay a Catholic now...I don't want to lose faith but I am. You belong to someone else, not God."

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

"The girlfriend of one of the founders of Antifa"

"Only the portrait of a deceased individual may appear on United States currency and securities." 31 USC 5114(b)