Kess

Trying to figure out how autistic my back must be after all the Tylenol

you never know how specific the warnings need to be 😂

This week my new puppy will only fall asleep if I put on SpongeBob for her

joining the fight between Musk and Trump on the side of the fight

There’s a song that’s been stuck in my head for hours and I don’t know if it’s one of mine or my bf’s and he’s out of town and I can’t think of a single lyric 😭

Met our puppy today and we take her home in 3 more weeks 🥹 I’m so emotional

BRB gaslighting my bf into thinking Tommy Pickles’ name was Tommy Cucumbers

What’s that Elton John song that sounds like he’s saying “Octodad yeah yeah yeah”

Wake me up when there’s a Story of Seasons Animal Parade reboot/successor

My bf’s mom asked me how I’ve been with him away for 3 weeks and I just said it’s been much too quiet and she said “he definitely livens things up” and tell me why I’m literally crying rn. I miss him so much. He comes back tomorrow why did the dam just break lmaooo

As someone who’s only been salaried for a couple of years I get so scared when I go idle on Teams for even a minute and get so confused when my coworkers are idle for like an entire day

reluctant to eat the remaining eggs in my fridge now that they're out of print

It’s fun being a writer and trying to write during this delightful era. I’ll write like three paragraphs and before I start on the fourth I blink and I’m doomscrolling and I don’t even remember commanding my hand to click to that tab. Then I go back to writing. Everything is fine! It’s all fine.

Can’t think of what to make for dinner so the answer is “ a curry out of whatever is on sale today”

Is my name shortened on here? Irrelevant

There’s something so off-putting about coworkers shortening my name. That shit’s too intimate

Bf JUST left the house to leave for Surrey for 3 weeks and I’m already a weepy mess, I’m not new to his work trips but 3 weeks is brutal 😭

Warner Brothers: Spends $100 million on a Wonder Woman game with years of development left to go, finally just cancels it.

Literally No One You've Ever Heard Of: Makes a game about digging a really deep hole in your backyard, makes millions.

20 years ago:
Ugh, this looks like a PS1 game. Ew.

Now:
This looks like a PS1 game. Hell yeah!

screenshot of ICE tweet that says we just shot and killed e.t.

whoa

Hi it’s me, the collectible you saw right before triggering a cutscene. Good luck concentrating on literally anything else until you know for a fact you can pick me up after the scene plays out

My bf isn’t the biggest fan of horror or sci-fi and he’s finally agreed to watch my favourite sci-fi horror show YIPPEEEEEE let’s see how long this lasts

the first time you play Katamari Damacy is a little like the first time you stick your arm out the window of a moving car and feel the wind on your fingers

TO THE YOUNG WHO WANT TO DIE Sit down. Inhale. Exhale. The gun will wait. The lake will wait. The tall gall in the small seductive vial will wait will wait: will wait a week: will wait through April. You do not have to die this certain day. Death will abide, will pamper your postponement. I assure you death will wait. Death has a lot of time. Death can attend to you tomorrow. Or next week. Death is just down the street; is most obliging neighbor; can meet you any moment. You need not die today. Stay here - through pout or pain or peskyness. Stay here. See what the news is going to be tomorrow. Graves grow no green that you can use. Remember, green's your color. You are Spring.

On the days I am about to give up, this Gwendolyn Brooks poem gives me an anchor.

doing an akira slide into the room on a horse, breaking all of its legs