Chris

It’s me.. actual Chris.

• The thinking person's crumpet 😘 • Neurodivergent OCD fighter • Late 40s bbw, enm ♾️🍍, bi-ish, sapio and demi, UK-based • https://linktr.ee/MrsTales - for my NGL and other stuff! • Sometimes nsfw. 🔞

Lover of all things purple ! Come say hi I don’t bite that often I don’t dm as if you can’t say it on the time line then don’t 🤷🏻‍♀️

Responsible for the huge drop in listeners after the breakfast show on Radio X 🎵 Host of Zero Ducks Given cricket podcast 🏏 For any enquires : andy@altalomamgmt.com 👍

Pain in the ass. Professional item finder. Ive got a crystal for that! 🔮 https://onlyfans.com/thatgirlj88

Mam, Wife, Celt, Dwt, Smelly Hippie. (Here to escape the news) 💍 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 💎 🎨 📸 🎸✌🏼

Always in the Corner

Charlatan, solo artist, DJ, coffee drinker, author & award winning radio presenter. Oh, and a podcaster too

Actor, Writer and Professional Lummox (Bloke off the Telly + Films etc)

Hello lovelies. This is my official account.. 💙💙 Glad to be over here from the "other place"😂 It's like breathing clean air again 👍🏼

43. Polyam/ enm. heteroflexible. spoonie. north east England cis. she/her. be nice or fuck off. Suzu1982 in the bad place too 😘 https://linktr.ee/suzu1982

🖤 aka CathArtic. D&B, Metal, nature, tattoos, laughter, animals 🤘🔥🍺 🐈🐕🐓🦋🐌 More interested in your pets than your politics.

I am British, I live in Portugal 🇵🇹. Love vintage lingerie - may post lingerie / tights / stocking - no adult content. Post pics of my life and the things I see. Check out Linktree - OF / X link is enclosed https://linktr.ee/Vintagefox1973

Twitter migrant. Little bit woo, little bit way 💃🏻🤩🍾🥂 No longer Suzy or Bette. I’m just Jules, although I’ll answer to anything 🤣 Dogs|Nature|Food|Needlecrafts|Art 🐾🌲🥘🪡👩‍🎨 No politics or drama 🚫 No sleazy blokes ❌ Come and say hi 👋

https://www.bodegacats.nyc

🇵🇸. Cat lady, spoonie, and bed potato. Fan of the Oxford Comma. "Filthy mouthed bitch". Lump of Fuck. Bog Goblin. Woke blob. She/her.

𝒮𝓅𝑜𝑜𝓀𝓎, 𝒢𝑒𝑒𝓀𝓎 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎 𝓌𝑒𝒾𝓇𝒹!!!! 𝒪𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒻𝓁𝒾𝓅 𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒 𝐼’𝓂 𝒸𝓊𝓉𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒𝒶𝒷𝓁𝑒 🥰🐾🩷.