James Hannett

A carrot cake that has been iced untidily with butter cream and “40” candles

Made a slightly ugly but very tasty birthday cake for my darling @hannett.dev 💕💕🥳

Just saw an advert for AWS on Channel 4. Dot-com bubble vibes complete. RIP pensions.

Tired: the Nintendo switch calculator
Wired: the Austin Powers shagulator from the gbc game ‘Austin Powers: Oh, Behave!’

This is incredible, especially those synth stabs that make it sound like someone’s watching Terminator in the other room.

Sussan Ley goes after Anthony Albanese’s Joy Division T-shirt as the Coalition tears itself apart, again While the opposition leader criticised the prime minister’s clothing as a ‘profound failure of judgment’, Albanese posted he was ‘getting things done’

www.theguardian.com/australia-ne... I won’t pretend to know anything about Aussie politics but what the fuck lmao

Advert on the Financial Times asking if we’re in a bubble

I think this might be a sign that we are lol

Went to the replica bayeux tapestry today @readingmuseum.bsky.social and found the sections from my jumper 😌 🧶

My job this morning was to click a button 380 times because all the automation options were somehow more annoying

Photo of a kindle showing the author photo for Cixin Liu. The photo has been stretched so he has a short face and a wide head

Why have they wojak’d him?

Beige jumper on a white background, the front panel shows harold holding a spear under an archway (scenes from bayeux tapestry)

Beige jumper on a white background, the focus is a sleeve with an image of a tower and halleys comet overhead in blue, gold and red

Beige jumper on a white background, a tree motif on a sleeve in blue, gold and red

🧶 bayeux tapestry jumper is finished, blocked and sewn up! Please don’t ask me about weaving in ends I don’t want to talk about that right now. Probably my favourite thing I’ve ever knitted ever #showmeyourknits #knitsky #knitting

Buying a game or redeeming a key. Something that adds a game to your account.

Had to check activations too because I’m so old and decrepit now that my actual first purchases don’t show up there

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.

I love that it comes with a classic glow in the dark lego ghost

People ascribing thoughts and motivation to the output of LLMs is like a cat puffing up at a reflection of itself in the mirror

Push notification from the Journal app on my phone suggesting I might like to write a diary entry for “Eating at Burger King”

Don’t do me like this, Journal app.

god this fucking rules. perhaps the most a dude has ever rocked. world's most canadian man invented halo 3 in 1989

YouTube video by Dont You Worry About Quotes Futurama - The nominees for best soft drink product placement are...

Saw Jurassic World Rebirth last night youtu.be/k2lvWODDOww?...

Going to make a prediction that within 5 years it will be possible to get a mobile phone plan that doesn’t include a telephone number from the major providers and within 10 years not having a phone number at all will be quite common.

Screenshot of the NHS app showing that my height was recorded as 391cm

The good news is that they won’t deny care! I do not know how this happened but I do know it made it easier to get an early covid jab because my BMI was..abnormal.

Fortunato (coughing): You’re certain the Criterion Closet is down here

Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet

They may be gloating now but they have a sickness in their hearts that makes them miserable. Trans joy is inevitable 🏳️‍⚧️

Screenshot of a permissions dialog showing that the app ‘Shop’ wants permission to read the contents of emails sent to my Gmail account

The only reason Shopify wants this is to see what I’m buying from other companies. Bad taste. I just wanted order updates.

Diorama-rama at Simpsons Trivia never disappoints!

Penknife, oil and tools laid out ready for work.

Fully oiled and complete penknife

Fixed up my old penknife today. Cleaned it, oiled it, sharpened it and replaced some missing springs and bits. It’s over 25 years old now.

Our water bill is going up by £12 a month but our usage has gone down compared to last year. Bad times

Such Great Heights - donked A donkdj version of 'such great heights' by the postal service

Omg you’ve reminded of the time my friend at uni made donkdj.com (gone now, unfortunately)

Not many traces of it remain soundcloud.com/plamere/such...

James Twinpeaks but i content aware scaled his head up real tall

in like 2015 i made this edit of James Twinpeaks because i like to disrespect him. i just saw it on tumblr in a new post. stupidly happy it's still going around

Freshly mixed bread dough

Proofed and scored bread dough

Freshly baked bread

Made some bread