A carrot cake that has been iced untidily with butter cream and β40β candles
Made a slightly ugly but very tasty birthday cake for my darling @hannett.dev πππ₯³
14.12.2025 18:40 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0@hannett.dev.bsky.social
Full time computer weirdo. Games, infosec and devops in no specific order.
A carrot cake that has been iced untidily with butter cream and β40β candles
Made a slightly ugly but very tasty birthday cake for my darling @hannett.dev πππ₯³
14.12.2025 18:40 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Just saw an advert for AWS on Channel 4. Dot-com bubble vibes complete. RIP pensions.
07.12.2025 23:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tired: the Nintendo switch calculator
Wired: the Austin Powers shagulator from the gbc game βAustin Powers: Oh, Behave!β
This is incredible, especially those synth stabs that make it sound like someoneβs watching Terminator in the other room.
13.11.2025 12:06 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0www.theguardian.com/australia-ne... I wonβt pretend to know anything about Aussie politics but what the fuck lmao
01.11.2025 21:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Advert on the Financial Times asking if weβre in a bubble
I think this might be a sign that we are lol
24.10.2025 22:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Went to the replica bayeux tapestry today @readingmuseum.bsky.social and found the sections from my jumper π π§Ά
13.09.2025 16:18 β π 14 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1My job this morning was to click a button 380 times because all the automation options were somehow more annoying
05.09.2025 11:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Photo of a kindle showing the author photo for Cixin Liu. The photo has been stretched so he has a short face and a wide head
Why have they wojakβd him?
23.08.2025 09:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Beige jumper on a white background, the front panel shows harold holding a spear under an archway (scenes from bayeux tapestry)
Beige jumper on a white background, the focus is a sleeve with an image of a tower and halleys comet overhead in blue, gold and red
Beige jumper on a white background, a tree motif on a sleeve in blue, gold and red
π§Ά bayeux tapestry jumper is finished, blocked and sewn up! Please donβt ask me about weaving in ends I donβt want to talk about that right now. Probably my favourite thing Iβve ever knitted ever #showmeyourknits #knitsky #knitting
30.07.2025 21:55 β π 403 π 100 π¬ 30 π 17Buying a game or redeeming a key. Something that adds a game to your account.
15.08.2025 13:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Had to check activations too because Iβm so old and decrepit now that my actual first purchases donβt show up there
15.08.2025 11:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
I love that it comes with a classic glow in the dark lego ghost
01.08.2025 09:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0People ascribing thoughts and motivation to the output of LLMs is like a cat puffing up at a reflection of itself in the mirror
21.07.2025 14:39 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Push notification from the Journal app on my phone suggesting I might like to write a diary entry for βEating at Burger Kingβ
Donβt do me like this, Journal app.
21.07.2025 14:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0god this fucking rules. perhaps the most a dude has ever rocked. world's most canadian man invented halo 3 in 1989
18.07.2025 18:28 β π 69 π 12 π¬ 0 π 2Saw Jurassic World Rebirth last night youtu.be/k2lvWODDOww?...
14.07.2025 11:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Going to make a prediction that within 5 years it will be possible to get a mobile phone plan that doesnβt include a telephone number from the major providers and within 10 years not having a phone number at all will be quite common.
11.07.2025 09:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Screenshot of the NHS app showing that my height was recorded as 391cm
The good news is that they wonβt deny care! I do not know how this happened but I do know it made it easier to get an early covid jab because my BMI was..abnormal.
02.07.2025 11:30 β π 18 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Fortunato (coughing): Youβre certain the Criterion Closet is down here
Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet
They may be gloating now but they have a sickness in their hearts that makes them miserable. Trans joy is inevitable π³οΈββ§οΈ
18.04.2025 14:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Screenshot of a permissions dialog showing that the app βShopβ wants permission to read the contents of emails sent to my Gmail account
The only reason Shopify wants this is to see what Iβm buying from other companies. Bad taste. I just wanted order updates.
28.03.2025 17:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Diorama-rama at Simpsons Trivia never disappoints!
26.03.2025 16:51 β π 185 π 32 π¬ 7 π 0Penknife, oil and tools laid out ready for work.
Fully oiled and complete penknife
Fixed up my old penknife today. Cleaned it, oiled it, sharpened it and replaced some missing springs and bits. Itβs over 25 years old now.
09.03.2025 18:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Our water bill is going up by Β£12 a month but our usage has gone down compared to last year. Bad times
06.03.2025 19:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Omg youβve reminded of the time my friend at uni made donkdj.com (gone now, unfortunately)
Not many traces of it remain soundcloud.com/plamere/such...
James Twinpeaks but i content aware scaled his head up real tall
in like 2015 i made this edit of James Twinpeaks because i like to disrespect him. i just saw it on tumblr in a new post. stupidly happy it's still going around
01.02.2025 02:20 β π 1603 π 434 π¬ 33 π 10Freshly mixed bread dough
Proofed and scored bread dough
Freshly baked bread
Made some bread
18.01.2025 15:48 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0