John Jardine 🇨🇦

Everything is dystopian
That’s why they can’t stop Ian
From taking bupropion

ps: I was once almost disemboweled by a rabbit we’d rescued.

Had to look that up (as usual.) That looks like a lot of fun to make and a pleasure to eat. Enjoy.

Misinformation about violence by transgender people is so rife that it literally has its own Wikipedia page, which includes actual stats with actual sources.

Don’t give in to the politics of disinformation and hate. It only makes things worse.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misinfo...

Initially I read it as "chocolate factory" and not "satellite factory." And you know what, it fits just as well....

Jason Kenney had a pretty good statement on Xitter:

We need more Bruce Fanjoy's in government.

Bruce Fanjoy
Carleton
Liberal Caucus
Ontario
24,696 signatures

Alberta-2969
British Columbia-4425
Manitoba-882
New Brunswick-542
Newfoundland and Labrador-341
Northwest Territories-25
Nova Scotia-1159
Nunavut-11
Ontario-12163
Prince Edward Island-146
Quebec-1141
Saskatchewan-679
Yukon-48

Manitoba and Saskatchewan 😢

The status quo is going to be maintained as long as the current administration exists south of the border. Right now it's hard to imagine a Liberal misstep that would jump to the top of the headlines and improve Conservative chances, given the steady stream of BS flowing from the Trump camp.

Canadians, here's a petition for you to sign.

Read it. Then scroll down to the MP who is backing it.

And then, once you stop laughing, gleefully sign it.

I hope this clears up any confusion.

I see what you did there.

As an engineering consultant I had to get clearance checks to do work in an agricultural research facility. Pollievre thinks he can aspire for the highest elected position in the country and skate on this? I think not.

Are you concerned that Pierre Poilievre refuses to get national security clearance?
We are facing unprecedented level of threat from external forces and internal traitor groups.
Please sign this petition calling on all national leaders to put their nation first.
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

Team Canada Values.

From the Wikipedia article you sourced it looks tasty! Again 🙏 for adding to the rather large amount of trivia I carry in my brain pain. If only i could get help finding the car keys or my wallet or my glasses. 🤣

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Also looks hard to light so what’s up with that?

Help me. What is this? Sorry, I’m sure I could Google it but I’d still have to do some tunnelling to get to the answer.

Thanks for sharing 💦🤣. No, you’re absolutely right, it is beautiful out!

“ Never mind, I misread candies as candles.” Old, tired, needs new glasses guy says.

A sixth basic taste for the tongue? In addition to sweet, salty, sour, bitter and umami, the tongue might also detect ammonium chloride as a basic taste, say neuroscientists

Apparently candles are a flavour c. f. dornsife.usc.edu/news/stories...

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What isn’t a flavour? Everything has some sort of taste - except a perfect vacuum perhaps.

I hate it. My eyes see what I had intended to write not what’s there until I hit “Send “🙁.

A goldfish is a real score. That should go on your life list!

I did not know that! 🙏

I don’t think so. In fact, I had to look Bakewell Tart up - that’s pretty strong evidence against . After some thought I believe I was making Marzipan for a Christmas loaf. Surprisingly easy and surprisingly tasty. The tart looks fun though.