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Professional Security Person | NatSec, Cyber, and InfoSec Tweets | WILL NOT ATTEND YOUR WEBINAR | “Slow, awkward, but authentic.” | Native Buffalonian | He / Him | https://geoffbelknap.substack.com | Book a 1:1 - https://intro.co/geoffbelknap

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Latest posts by geoffbelknap.bsky.social on Bluesky

A ludicrous amount of xbox

A ludicrous amount of xbox

I asked co-pilot to enhance your achievement, you’re welcome.

17.10.2025 13:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open . ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .
06.10.2025 12:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is it too late to get a s’more?

05.10.2025 02:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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geoffbelknap on Sora Trailer for inception but all the characters are from the tv show ALF

Sora is a gift

sora.chatgpt.com/p/s_68de7c98...

02.10.2025 13:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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geoffbelknap on Sora A CISO anonymous group meeting for recovering CISOs

Sorry, not sorry in advance for all the slop i’m going to make with this.
sora.chatgpt.com/p/s_68dca817...

01.10.2025 13:16 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Working in Silicon Valley means asking yourself if this thing you’re seeing is a new Google ISR platform or that rapture everyone is talking about, but pretending it’s perfectly normal and going about your day regardless.

23.09.2025 15:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fahrenheit 72

08.09.2025 04:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hitchhikers Guide to Western New York

08.09.2025 04:15 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ender’s Wordle

08.09.2025 04:07 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Three Body Opportunity for Improvement

08.09.2025 04:06 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Paper? In this economy?

27.08.2025 14:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Let next week Ronnie deal with last week Ronnie.

18.08.2025 20:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Defense is harder than Offense - example Infinity+1.

17.08.2025 14:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a close up of a man 's face with the words i 've seen things you people wouldn 't believe ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words i 've seen things you people wouldn 't believe
12.08.2025 18:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Worse. It’s “upstate”.

09.08.2025 18:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I have a pretty good idea…

29.07.2025 14:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Select All
Translate to Wingdings
Send to Boss

29.07.2025 00:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh boy, I sure hope someone uses AI to solve cybersecurity!

27.07.2025 18:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Action shots please

26.07.2025 01:53 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is something you could productize and sell to CISOs as a service…

25.07.2025 19:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

F

24.07.2025 23:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man with a roland patch on his jacket says could ve found a less hurtful way to say it ALT: a man with a roland patch on his jacket says could ve found a less hurtful way to say it
24.07.2025 17:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

IN THE OFFICE? Filling the office with amazing fresh brownie smell is a Hague worthy violation.

24.07.2025 17:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Im looking forward to this becoming a Netflix show where you both learn random skills - Scott and Mark learn to crochet, Scott and Mark learn to make falafel, Scott and mark learn to Paint

24.07.2025 17:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Wait, so… this data - customer data - was being shared FOR FREE before?

11.07.2025 19:05 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1
"It'd be like asking your teenager if he wanted a checkbook. You know, they're going to vote for it every time."

"It'd be like asking your teenager if he wanted a checkbook. You know, they're going to vote for it every time."

Yes, every modern teenagers dream <blows dust off notes from 1970> a “checkbook”

11.07.2025 11:21 — 👍 21    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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I welcome our new cuddle pup overlords

02.07.2025 00:10 — 👍 61    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1
A black cat fighting the enemy under the blanket

A black cat fighting the enemy under the blanket

They’re just doing their part

01.07.2025 12:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Darth - if you and Eric want to create some cyber hacking group names I will absolutely make sure the right people see them.

28.06.2025 01:16 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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