I have a pretty good idea…
29.07.2025 14:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@geoffbelknap.bsky.social
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I have a pretty good idea…
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Oh boy, I sure hope someone uses AI to solve cybersecurity!
27.07.2025 18:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Action shots please
26.07.2025 01:53 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This is something you could productize and sell to CISOs as a service…
25.07.2025 19:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0F
24.07.2025 23:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0IN THE OFFICE? Filling the office with amazing fresh brownie smell is a Hague worthy violation.
24.07.2025 17:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Im looking forward to this becoming a Netflix show where you both learn random skills - Scott and Mark learn to crochet, Scott and Mark learn to make falafel, Scott and mark learn to Paint
24.07.2025 17:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wait, so… this data - customer data - was being shared FOR FREE before?
11.07.2025 19:05 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1"It'd be like asking your teenager if he wanted a checkbook. You know, they're going to vote for it every time."
Yes, every modern teenagers dream <blows dust off notes from 1970> a “checkbook”
11.07.2025 11:21 — 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I welcome our new cuddle pup overlords
02.07.2025 00:10 — 👍 61 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1A black cat fighting the enemy under the blanket
They’re just doing their part
01.07.2025 12:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Darth - if you and Eric want to create some cyber hacking group names I will absolutely make sure the right people see them.
28.06.2025 01:16 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Big ol blimpy boy
The Blimp is blimpin’ again.
24.06.2025 15:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0BREAKING: That thing where you try to insert a USB cable and it's always wrong the first time no matter what - Just endorsed Cuomo.
23.06.2025 20:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think this is kind of BS that sounds exciting but requires an actual reporter or editor in the newsroom (with experience) to realize it. Like the "publication" that keeps pumping up the "10.5 Trillion Dollar cost of cyber crime" figure...
23.06.2025 15:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Step it up Mark, these are rookie numbers.
22.06.2025 15:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Me: AI should make it easier to schedule meetings and catch up on my work
AI Start Ups: Unstable bio weapons?
Me: No, just like, easy summaries of my documents
Ai Start Ups: Disinformation videos indistinguishable from reality blaming the unstable bio weapons on Moon People
Me: …
Identity Bankruptcy. Rob is dead. You are now <spins name generator> Donald Glover. Congrats!
17.06.2025 14:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@nytpitchbot.bsky.social Bloomberg is trying to one up you.
15.06.2025 16:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Atlas the combat medic is ready to deploy. Let me know if you need him.
12.06.2025 05:08 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“Ghostbusters Prequel”
12.06.2025 00:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Limo Driver has a weird Christmas”
12.06.2025 00:36 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is also how tech media often covers security. No one panic reads stories about inventory and patch management, so those don’t get a lot of play…
11.06.2025 20:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A clandestine… what?
08.06.2025 16:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1CASE DISMISSED
08.06.2025 16:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As the internet attorney representing your himbo son, we demand to see proof of this alleged crime.
08.06.2025 13:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0