Dr Raul Duke

a young boy in a striped shirt is sitting at a table making a funny face . ALT: a young boy in a striped shirt is sitting at a table making a funny face .

A woman at work always uses a weird child/baby voice when she talks to me I can’t work out of she patronising me ot just trying to weird me out.

Dog has had a herbal chew to calm her down because oldest boy is having a sleepover and she wants to join in with his mates and won’t settle.

I think it's kicking in……

@miq.moe

It is vital to increase the birth rate to offset the number children that I, as a single childless woman, trap in the oven of my gingerbread cottage in the woods every day

We saw you from across the bar and, well, we're both really into short term commitments.

Thoughts and prayers with Yannys coccyx.

Absolutely. Bakewell’s choking because it’s a pinch-point town with big visitor demand, and we’ve left people with “drive or struggle”. Reliable bus-rail links would help a lot, but it’s maddening that rail reinstatement is effectively blocked as policy by the PDNPA

Love this. Timed bus-rail links are exactly what the Peak needs. I just wish the Peak Park Authority showed the same ambition on Matlock–Bakewell rail reinstatement too. Buses help, but a rail spine would cut cars and widen access.

If it's true that Brewdog is in severe financial difficulties and they may disappear, remember that you can always enjoy their flagship beer by pouring grapefruit juice into a can of Kestrel lager.

I get the vibe that a lot of these women will have gone on to become prominent Tories….

What you thinking…

More mystic stone circles less flaccid Botham got you 🫡

Thank you it was a beautiful day for it.

My continuing series of “isolated Peak District pubs you wouldn’t want to be in after a bad apple harvest.”

Rod “i have a police caution for punching my pregnant girlfriend,” Liddle no less.

Thank you

39 today.

Stanton Moor stone circle with the boys.

A few pints at the Red Lion in Birchover.

Home for a hot bath, smoked meat delivered, a large rum, and the kids up too late laughing at Anchorman.

Very happy right now.

lonnie @aubreyplazawyd one of the most embarrassing moments of my life was in like 2013 this guy kept commenting on all my girlfriends pictures and i said she's not gonna fuck you bro just to later find out that's the guy my girlfriend was cheating on me with lol

How dare they presume to know what would dazzle a penguin.

How she sleeps knowing she’s not a Tory.

Christina and the wombat

Dante and the wombat

Wombat

Wombat

I think often of the Rossettis’s beloved pet wombat, who once seized upon the distraction provided by Algernon Swinburne reciting a poem by Walt Whitman during a dinner party to eat the entire box of cigars meant to smoke during dessert

Might treat myself to a hot ribena.

the minute the fb algorithm clocks you as a straight man it immediately sets about trying to destroy your life & endanger those around you

We are not a serious country.

@miq.moe

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Although Jeremy Vine did just day, “nothing that starts with ‘V’ is appetising…..”