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Is there a technology the left is excited about?

Ink drawing with pencil colours on black paper, with some elements drawn on white paper and collaged into the picture. Under a black, star-filled night sky, a tall, stylised ghost with no features except two black holes for eyes stands with his arms outstretched very far, and he's juggling. There are three balls and there is either a weird fourth one *or* there is a hole in space which looks the same size as the juggling balls, with white lines spiralling off it. The ghost has a small medal. Possibly for services to juggling. The ground he is stood on is part of four hills, striped in various shades of green (and one blue shade). The hills were drawn on white paper and then stuck on the black, so they glow unnaturally under the sky. Two dark blue clouds drift across in the background.

Was at the vets today. He's has pancreatitis, bloods taken to check for anything else.

Second only to Freddo bars for girth

Poor old Guest Dog isn't well. He's lost 2kg since November - an awful lot for a whippet 😟

FFS 😠

Highly desirable

'we are thrilled and proud to announce we have created marvin the paranoid android from douglas adam's famous novel, "don't create marvin, the paranoid android"'

Still hungry 😞

No idea why Stitched-back Foot Airman popped into my head just now. Expect it'll pop back out again later.

Shitemaxxing the soilpipe #stoolreport

😉

A lovely bottle of Bells

Dry oblong? #Droblong

Do you feel like you have the hammer today?

The Revenant but sexy

"It's how he wanted to go"

Another day in the vacc suit 🙄

NHS hip and knee operations threatened by bone cement supply shortage Campaigners say the news is a ‘crushing blow’ to patients waiting for surgeries A shortage in medical cement could lead to delays in a number of patients getting hip and knee replacements and other pre-planned surgeries, experts have said. There is a global supply issue from the NHS’s main provider of bone cement. Continue reading...

NHS hip and knee operations threatened by bone cement supply shortage

M&M stands for massive and meaty

‘Like an electrical gong bath!’ The Sheffield supermarket going viral for the symphonic sound of its freezers Redditors are thrilled by the Co-op on Ecclesall Road, where a magnificent drone is reminiscent of Brian Eno’s ambient music. We take a visit to the back aisles

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What day is it and why?

Scooooootch egg
...you don't have to wear that dress tonight 🎶

Well... Until you try to fill it up with unleaded 😯

There’s a good question here about how the internet has reshaped how we experience time and its value, and what “time saving” platforms actually do. It’s similar with ‘AI Agents’ that are supposed to reduce time one spends on mundane tasks yet nobody clocks out of work at noon

A 90's catalog image for the HP Omnigo 700LX. The device itself is a chubby rubberpized pebble with a CSTN display; the box (left) shows there's a recess for the included Nokia phone, allowing true wireless communication; the thick user's guide and the slim quick start guide appear right.

HP OmniGo 700LX (1996). The power of the 186 in the palm of your hand!

Beautiful. Here, as at Tottenham Court Road tube station, Paolozzi's murals not only look brilliant, they block out space that would otherwise be slathered in fucking ads, like the rest of our comprehensively fracked social realm innit.

First sentence I see when I open up BluesSky just now

Keir Starmer's batter?

Difficult to unimagine.