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Bon viveur, futility enthusiast, founder of Milli Vanilli, compulsive liar. Mastodon: @clownf1st@mastodon.social @clownf1st@dice.camp

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Did Eric Laithwaite invent Waddington's Test Match Cricket #BBC4

01.11.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

sack it off, pack it in
let's not begin

19.12.2023 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

It's such a great bit of TV drama.

01.11.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I'll have the Meat Ziggurat in the Tears of Christ sauce, please."

01.11.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep

01.11.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tim McInnerny looking magnificently shifty #EdgeofDarkness

01.11.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

FBD! #EdgeofDarkness

01.11.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lovely Joe πŸ’™

01.11.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My bollocks are *always* high energy

01.11.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fortunately the collimator in place meant they "weren't particularly high energy" according to my boss when he ran some calculations.

01.11.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This was around the time I got shot through the knackers with a beam of neutrons. Oops.

01.11.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I forgot to hand in my neutron badge (a sheet of film wrapped in lead) for weeks when I was briefly in the nuclear biz. Oops.

01.11.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Get your film badge dosimeters on, people.... #EdgeofDarkness

01.11.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

And a great little bit with Ian McNeice before it πŸ‘

01.11.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FUCK YES ... Edge of Darkness on BBC4

01.11.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
30 October 2005: people stand outside Dresden's Frauenkirche for its reconsecration.

30 October 2005: people stand outside Dresden's Frauenkirche for its reconsecration.

Interior view of the Frauenkirche in Dresden during the reconsecration service on Sunday, 30 October 2005.

Interior view of the Frauenkirche in Dresden during the reconsecration service on Sunday, 30 October 2005.

20 years ago today, Dresden's Frauenkirche was reconsecrated after years of reconstruction.

Last Sunday, Coventry's Bishop Sophie Jelley gave a sermon marking πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ reconciliation 80 years after the Frauenkirche was destroyed.

Dresden and Coventry have been twinned since 1959.

30.10.2025 11:14 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3
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Like bathing inside a lump of Stilton

01.11.2025 08:10 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 1
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pied piper leading some children. man in a suit, carrying a brief case says "facebook will give you five billion dollars for that flute"

cartoon pied piper leading some children. man in a suit, carrying a brief case says "facebook will give you five billion dollars for that flute"

www.paulnoth.com

01.11.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
The Sooty Show and The Mr Men in the style of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and The Shining

The Sooty Show and The Mr Men in the style of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and The Shining

#5

31.10.2025 09:43 β€” πŸ‘ 221    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 4
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Edge of Darkness - Series 1: 1. Compassionate Leave Thriller set in a world of obsessive state security. Ronald Craven is haunted by the murder of his daughter and begins his own investigation into her death.

BBCFOUR tonight (and onwards) is showing the original series Edge of Darkness - please book your seat now.. www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

01.11.2025 11:20 β€” πŸ‘ 118    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 13

There can't be many TV series that are invariably listed as "political thriller" which also happen to be an ecological warning wrapped in a detective story about a good man who's done a bad thing in a world where the mystical and paranormal coexist.

01.11.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

If you see someone crying ask them if it's because of their haircut

01.11.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Shit 😬
Take care, Yak. Hope you're up and about soon

01.11.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Becomes a lot more like acting in a play

01.11.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There was a great thread on here recently about how multi camera set ups change how actors perform, since there aren't breaks in their performances to accommodate changes of set up.

01.11.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm now in bath, listening to the Bob Mortimer Desert Island Disks, still got the Negroni in hand.

01.11.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Been walking round the house with a Negroni in my hand for the last 15 minutes, I feel like Julian out of Trailer Park Boys

01.11.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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Yesterday in Blackpool I saw this sequence of images flash up on an advertising screen on the pier, and I don’t think I’ve ever felt so depressed

01.11.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 0

They literally ruin everything they touch

31.10.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 8764    πŸ” 3272    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 51

We're looking for a candidate with 4+ years experience with Ploop, Shrit, and Tord. Experience with Fard is a plus.

31.10.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 135    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2

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