Enjoyer of Sports

Damn I thought girls loved living under constant threat of the most alcoholic parent in the district demanding they prove they have a vagina

a blessed “fuck off alex ********* “ day to all

I hear the Ottawa Senators are importing water from the swiss alps to make the ice at CTC just a little bit faster.

Rest in Peace simmer.

“remarkable proposal from a sitting president” and the remarkable proposal is ethnic cleansing

SENS WIN / VICTOIRE SENS / LEAFS SUCK / LEAFS SUCK IN FRENCH

major wins for the let women hit movement tbh

my favourite florida realtor

i hear he's doing really well in the DEL for Düsseldorf now though

this is how we finally get the downtown arena 🙏🙏

there is so much to continue living for. like a everything bagel. or coffee

but for real this feels like a very underwhelming return even considering all the circumstances like his defensive stats and the nmc

and i was finally warming up to the terry stinko nickname :(

Emerance Maschmeyer you are the GOAT

@senators.bsky.social bring back the bike helmet; i believe it will save us

All the PWHL teams have scored a goal besides Toronto who has been shut out by New York

Has your PWHL team scored yet?

alfie will save us all, i feel it in my bones

DJ: gone, sens: bottom of the east, my hopes: all the way up once again babeyyyyyyy

THATS THE PADEL PAYING OFF BABEY

I really agree! I can see the point that folks make about it becoming an inaugural season collectible, but in that case they still could've gone with a logo jersey as the away and the lettering as the home, or vice versa? like, i need an identity to root for!

related: can we please get a team name in here i am begging

SAROYA TINKER WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A PHWL OTTAWA FOR LIFE!

finally watching all xfiles episodes from the start and i just got to the big titty sasquatch episode lmao

i'm very late but this is genuinely so good, it puts words to a lot of the feelings which i have only been able to very nebulously articulate. also it's funny. thanks for sharing!

phillies lost, sens lost, union lost. sports fandom is pain and suffering. happy wednesday!

The horrors persist, but so do I

oof :(

not a debrincat hater in particular but that shot of him after the sanny goal replay was gold

"Just throw the ball to the target the catcher puts up" I say as I casually toss my gum 18" to the left of the trash can three feet away from me