Living the dream
02.02.2026 08:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1@shatter.bsky.social
I apologize in advance for my skeets. Dad. Comedic Troll. Puncher of nazis and tankies (is there a difference?) DEF CON alumni, retired DJ, creator of Amway. Been mistaken for Joey Ramone. Once met Lemmy. Very tired father of an amazing kid with PWS
Living the dream
02.02.2026 08:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Now I'm thinking every protest needs a weed bonfire and the air blower squads sending the smoke down wind toward the enemy.
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Get it in the before the gas masks go on.
#faileddrugtests
(I know this is too close to reality but it's GD funny)
02.02.2026 08:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0He was tired of all these "DEI winners" and felt he was entitled to a Grammy as well.
02.02.2026 08:00 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0President Trump has won a Grammy.
02.02.2026 07:59 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0AND THIS BUUURDD YOU CAAANOT CHAaAaAaAaANGEEEeee...
02.02.2026 04:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Day 42 #HackerFit
Light day, hard to get mentally into the workout after a crappy day but I'm now 6 weeks in.
I was laughing about this being a case of friendly fire on the right.
02.02.2026 07:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0โป๏ธ
02.02.2026 07:25 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0OCTOBER 2025: PALESTINIAN AUTHORITIES ACCUSED 'ISRAELI' FORCES OF STEALING ORGANS FROM CORPSES RETURNED VIA THE RED CROSS. DR. GHASSAN ABU SITTAH REPORTED PROFESSIONAL REMOVAL OF HEARTS, LUNGS, LIVERS, KIDNEYS, AND CORNEAS. VICTIMS SHOWED PRECISE SURGICAL CUTS, TREATED SKIN, AND SIGNS OF FIELD EXECUTIONS AND TORTURE.
#FreePalestine
02.02.2026 05:47 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 8 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Iโm facing eviction.
When youโre chronically ill thereโs few things more stressful than losing healthcare or housing.
Both should be guaranteed as human rights.
I hope to keep up my writing but the stress is taking a toll.
Please send good vibes and spare spoons my way.
Sinners... but make it Leyendecker
#SinnersMovie
Billie Eilish during her #GRAMMYs speech for Song of the Year:
โAs grateful as I feel, I donโt need to say anything except that, no one is illegal on stolen land. Itโs really hard to know what to say and what to do right now, I feel hopeful in this room and we need to keep protestingโฆ fuck ICE.โ
Difference between old men and young men is time has taught old men how to be patient and how to accomplish goals.
Young men are by nature headstrong, arrogant, and naive. As designed. Always in a hurry.
Old man will wait til you wear yourself out then shoot you.
In tdkr Bruce is 55, retired from crime fighting for 20 years.
I'm 56yo and retired from bouncing/clubs 15 years ago.
We're both mad as hell as what we're watching.
Bro has a short straight bang mullet and a big old hickey on his neck.
How?
ICE is no longer an immigration enforcement agency. It has become Trumpโs domestic army.
If my โconservativeโ colleagues truly believe in small government, they should join us in demanding an end to masked federal agents terrorizing communities across this country.
Schumer: "I have many jobs as leader.. and one is to fight for aid to Israel โ all the aid that Israel needs. I will continue to fight for it. ยซWe delivered more security assistance to Israel, our ally, under my leadership than ever, ever before. We will keep doing that."
Doesn't seem like this should be his job
01.02.2026 23:19 โ ๐ 4962 ๐ 839 ๐ฌ 198 ๐ 295vaccinate the incarcerated.
02.02.2026 00:32 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0ICE now confirming that there is a measles outbreak at the Texas concentration camp where young Liam was held.
02.02.2026 00:07 โ ๐ 6645 ๐ 3208 ๐ฌ 253 ๐ 486As a young man I read The Dark Knight Returns and wanted to find a man as awesome as Batman/Bruce Wayne to follow.
As an old man reading The Dark Knight Returns, I realize that now, I'm Batman.
Can we finally admit pizza gate was actually epstine and it was a very embarrassing case of friendly fire.
31.01.2026 22:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Not only is that the very same Nellie Bowles, but she pops up 17 different times in the files!
31.01.2026 16:23 โ ๐ 1680 ๐ 490 ๐ฌ 17 ๐ 34Meet Brett Ratner, the auteur behind the Melania movie:
31.01.2026 20:31 โ ๐ 26 ๐ 10 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0From the court's order granting habeas corpus for the 5 year old & his father:
"Observing human behavior confirms that for some among us,the perfidious lust for unbridled power and the imposition of cruelty in its quest know no bounds and are bereft of human decency. And the rule of law be damned."
Jimi was an amazing legend.
Played a right hand guitar strung for a left handed player.
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31.01.2026 21:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I thought that was you in the teasers.
I'm so happy for you. You made it. I took a shot and did some game dev following the dream.
I love to see this.