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I apologize in advance for my skeets. Dad. Comedic Troll. Puncher of nazis and tankies (is there a difference?) DEF CON alumni, retired DJ, creator of Amway. Been mistaken for Joey Ramone. Once met Lemmy. Very tired father of an amazing kid with PWS

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Latest posts by shatter.bsky.social on Bluesky

Living the dream

02.02.2026 08:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Now I'm thinking every protest needs a weed bonfire and the air blower squads sending the smoke down wind toward the enemy.

๐Ÿ˜‚

Get it in the before the gas masks go on.

#faileddrugtests

02.02.2026 08:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(I know this is too close to reality but it's GD funny)

02.02.2026 08:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He was tired of all these "DEI winners" and felt he was entitled to a Grammy as well.

02.02.2026 08:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

President Trump has won a Grammy.

02.02.2026 07:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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AND THIS BUUURDD YOU CAAANOT CHAaAaAaAaANGEEEeee...

02.02.2026 04:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Day 42 #HackerFit

Light day, hard to get mentally into the workout after a crappy day but I'm now 6 weeks in.

02.02.2026 04:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was laughing about this being a case of friendly fire on the right.

02.02.2026 07:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ™ป๏ธ

02.02.2026 07:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
OCTOBER 2025: PALESTINIAN

AUTHORITIES ACCUSED 'ISRAELI'

FORCES OF STEALING ORGANS FROM

CORPSES RETURNED VIA THE RED

CROSS.

DR. GHASSAN ABU SITTAH REPORTED PROFESSIONAL REMOVAL OF HEARTS, LUNGS, LIVERS, KIDNEYS, AND CORNEAS.

VICTIMS SHOWED PRECISE SURGICAL

CUTS, TREATED SKIN, AND SIGNS OF

FIELD EXECUTIONS AND TORTURE.

OCTOBER 2025: PALESTINIAN AUTHORITIES ACCUSED 'ISRAELI' FORCES OF STEALING ORGANS FROM CORPSES RETURNED VIA THE RED CROSS. DR. GHASSAN ABU SITTAH REPORTED PROFESSIONAL REMOVAL OF HEARTS, LUNGS, LIVERS, KIDNEYS, AND CORNEAS. VICTIMS SHOWED PRECISE SURGICAL CUTS, TREATED SKIN, AND SIGNS OF FIELD EXECUTIONS AND TORTURE.

#FreePalestine

02.02.2026 05:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m facing eviction.

When youโ€™re chronically ill thereโ€™s few things more stressful than losing healthcare or housing.

Both should be guaranteed as human rights.

I hope to keep up my writing but the stress is taking a toll.

Please send good vibes and spare spoons my way.

02.02.2026 05:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 320    ๐Ÿ” 59    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sinners... but make it Leyendecker
#SinnersMovie

14.12.2025 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2873    ๐Ÿ” 1080    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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Billie Eilish during her #GRAMMYs speech for Song of the Year:

โ€œAs grateful as I feel, I donโ€™t need to say anything except that, no one is illegal on stolen land. Itโ€™s really hard to know what to say and what to do right now, I feel hopeful in this room and we need to keep protestingโ€ฆ fuck ICE.โ€

02.02.2026 03:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17537    ๐Ÿ” 3917    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 177    ๐Ÿ“Œ 188

Difference between old men and young men is time has taught old men how to be patient and how to accomplish goals.

Young men are by nature headstrong, arrogant, and naive. As designed. Always in a hurry.

Old man will wait til you wear yourself out then shoot you.

02.02.2026 00:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In tdkr Bruce is 55, retired from crime fighting for 20 years.

I'm 56yo and retired from bouncing/clubs 15 years ago.

We're both mad as hell as what we're watching.

02.02.2026 00:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bro has a short straight bang mullet and a big old hickey on his neck.

How?

02.02.2026 00:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ICE is no longer an immigration enforcement agency. It has become Trumpโ€™s domestic army.

If my โ€œconservativeโ€ colleagues truly believe in small government, they should join us in demanding an end to masked federal agents terrorizing communities across this country.

01.02.2026 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3921    ๐Ÿ” 1005    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 122    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35
Schumer:
"I have many jobs as leader.. and one is to fight for aid to Israel โ€” all the aid that Israel needs. I will continue to fight for it.
ยซWe delivered more security assistance to Israel, our ally, under my leadership than ever, ever before. We will keep doing that."

Schumer: "I have many jobs as leader.. and one is to fight for aid to Israel โ€” all the aid that Israel needs. I will continue to fight for it. ยซWe delivered more security assistance to Israel, our ally, under my leadership than ever, ever before. We will keep doing that."

Doesn't seem like this should be his job

01.02.2026 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4962    ๐Ÿ” 839    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 198    ๐Ÿ“Œ 295

vaccinate the incarcerated.

02.02.2026 00:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ICE now confirming that there is a measles outbreak at the Texas concentration camp where young Liam was held.

02.02.2026 00:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6645    ๐Ÿ” 3208    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 253    ๐Ÿ“Œ 486

As a young man I read The Dark Knight Returns and wanted to find a man as awesome as Batman/Bruce Wayne to follow.

As an old man reading The Dark Knight Returns, I realize that now, I'm Batman.

02.02.2026 00:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can we finally admit pizza gate was actually epstine and it was a very embarrassing case of friendly fire.

31.01.2026 22:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Not only is that the very same Nellie Bowles, but she pops up 17 different times in the files!

31.01.2026 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1680    ๐Ÿ” 490    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34
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Meet Brett Ratner, the auteur behind the Melania movie:

31.01.2026 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

From the court's order granting habeas corpus for the 5 year old & his father:
"Observing human behavior confirms that for some among us,the perfidious lust for unbridled power and the imposition of cruelty in its quest know no bounds and are bereft of human decency. And the rule of law be damned."

31.01.2026 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 919    ๐Ÿ” 263    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24

Jimi was an amazing legend.

Played a right hand guitar strung for a left handed player.

31.01.2026 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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31.01.2026 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜

31.01.2026 21:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought that was you in the teasers.

I'm so happy for you. You made it. I took a shot and did some game dev following the dream.

I love to see this.

31.01.2026 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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