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My parents inherited having to make my grandma's apple sweet potato dish after she died.

08.11.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009

07.11.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 15918    πŸ” 5019    πŸ’¬ 784    πŸ“Œ 588
Two guys on the train meme and there's a giant sleeping cat leaning against the train

Two guys on the train meme and there's a giant sleeping cat leaning against the train

07.11.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5479    πŸ” 1337    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 13

Did he accidentally unplug his mic, or did his "friends" unplug it for him, cuz he's always yapping on coms?

07.11.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love the Old Man Markley cover

07.11.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
This is just to say
I have misunderstood 
the cow tools
that were on
the table

and which
you were probably
saving
for an amusing cartoon

Forgive me
they are crude
so incomprehensible 
and lack something in sophistication 

(apologies to William Carlos Williams)

This is just to say I have misunderstood the cow tools that were on the table and which you were probably saving for an amusing cartoon Forgive me they are crude so incomprehensible and lack something in sophistication (apologies to William Carlos Williams)

by Alan Saunders in the Cow Tools Sophisticationposting group on facebook

25.12.2024 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 305    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Another fantastic piece on this topic.

07.11.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh hell yes

07.11.2025 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This one was so hard to wrap my mind around. It opened it's top jaw vertically up, and it's bottom beyond vertically down. I wish I took a video rather than a series of stills.

07.11.2025 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Let me get this straight. Heat dissipation is the hardest part of space, AND the hardest part of data centers, so their solution is to put data centers in space.

07.11.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women

🧡

06.11.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5939    πŸ” 2706    πŸ’¬ 227    πŸ“Œ 592
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The White House posted an insane video of the police arresting the sandwich guy in a safe and wealthy neighborhood.

15.08.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4732    πŸ” 1309    πŸ’¬ 1089    πŸ“Œ 1506

the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears

06.11.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3360    πŸ” 321    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 14

One time at work we were receiving a $50,000 piece of machinery and the rigging crew knocked it over. I bounced outta that room so fast.

06.11.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of the top of a Bsky feed, with a red circle around the hamburger menu in the top left.

Screenshot of the top of a Bsky feed, with a red circle around the hamburger menu in the top left.

Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner

06.11.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 11419    πŸ” 10216    πŸ’¬ 177    πŸ“Œ 1184

🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.

06.11.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6726    πŸ” 1474    πŸ’¬ 136    πŸ“Œ 979
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This map is highly misleading. In the American electoral system, votes don't influence policy.

05.11.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2891    πŸ” 273    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 16
Lizzy Savetsky @ LizzySavetsky
X.com
This will get ugly. We will feel the hits and we will answer boldly and unapologetically.
Prepare, protect, and pray.
Mark my words: this is only the beginning of the vicious storm that will rage through our great nation. Buckle up.

Lizzy Savetsky @ LizzySavetsky X.com This will get ugly. We will feel the hits and we will answer boldly and unapologetically. Prepare, protect, and pray. Mark my words: this is only the beginning of the vicious storm that will rage through our great nation. Buckle up.

Everyone else is doing a crash out thread so I’m joining the fold with this beautifully dramatic nonsense

05.11.2025 05:38 β€” πŸ‘ 183    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 6
INTERESTING TIMES
WITH ROSS DOUTHAT
Mamdani's Victory Is Less Significant Than
You Think

INTERESTING TIMES WITH ROSS DOUTHAT Mamdani's Victory Is Less Significant Than You Think

we can chalk it up to youth and inexperience but the biggest mistake the mamdani campaign made was winning by 8.8% and not 1.5%, which is the margin needed for the media to say it’s a total mandate

05.11.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 8013    πŸ” 1113    πŸ’¬ 138    πŸ“Œ 62
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Mamdani: "My message to ICE agents & to everyone across this city is that everyone will be held to the same standard of the law. If you violate it, you must be held accountable. There is sadly a sense growing that certain people are allowed to violate that law, whether they be POTUS or ICE agents."

05.11.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 35262    πŸ” 8530    πŸ’¬ 563    πŸ“Œ 419
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Once more, for old times’ sake

05.11.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 11998    πŸ” 1564    πŸ’¬ 364    πŸ“Œ 147

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

05.11.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 47051    πŸ” 8189    πŸ’¬ 252    πŸ“Œ 221
NY post cover calling nyc "the red apple" with zohran wielding a hammer and sickle

NY post cover calling nyc "the red apple" with zohran wielding a hammer and sickle

NY Post?

05.11.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 260    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 8
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Who has the best Zohran crashout screenshots?

05.11.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2184    πŸ” 200    πŸ’¬ 73    πŸ“Œ 114
Are Democrats blowing it in Virginia?
The Jay Jones saga, explained
CHRIS CILLIZZA
OCT 06, 2025 β€’ PAID

Are Democrats blowing it in Virginia? The Jay Jones saga, explained CHRIS CILLIZZA OCT 06, 2025 β€’ PAID

UPDATE: No.

05.11.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4037    πŸ” 487    πŸ’¬ 88    πŸ“Œ 54
Put the pronouns back in the email

Put the pronouns back in the email

2026 Primary Woke Wave

05.11.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 18476    πŸ” 3713    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 77

Everybody put cnn on RIGHT NOW

05.11.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 119    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
buff doge vs cheems meme
buff doge: this sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?
cheems: it looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom

buff doge vs cheems meme buff doge: this sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it? cheems: it looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom

04.11.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 450    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 5

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."

04.11.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 10700    πŸ” 2176    πŸ’¬ 1115    πŸ“Œ 2664

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