sadsorcery🎲🍒🪩🌼

A white barn with a silo sits surrounded by a plowed, brown corn field on all sides, with a winter tree line at its back and a blue sky above, threaded with fluffy white clouds.

how is the Midwest even real

picture of a new steamdeck console in its case, taken from an above angle while resting on my lap

Selfie of the necklaces I’m wearing, both Christmas presents! The longer is a circular, black pendant with a white gibbous moon in the center (it was the moon phase the day I was born), and the second necklace is a silver choker-style charm necklace with 7 small charms that all symbolize luck: a wishbone, a penny, a mushroom, a 777, a horseshoe, a rolling die, and a 4 leaf clover.

two xmas 2024 highlights 🎁🕹️🍀🎮🌔

for Christmas I got an influx of porn bot followers on the bluesky app

Screen grab of Patrick (from Spongebob Squarepants) in his bed, under the covers, with an excited expression, exclaiming, "Oh boy! Three A.M.!"

uterus started my period last night like

why, oh WHY, am I getting weird looks at the post office!!!

as a reforming perfectionist and dirty rotten people pleaser, I have been slowly and painfully adopting this mindset and it really has made all the difference 🖊️

Outdoor McDonald’s sign that says “chicken Big Mac is her”

what do we think it means?

Joe are those gushers, emphasis on the gush

the thing about petting a stranger’s dog is that you must ask them for its name and then parrot it back in a frequency only the dog can hear

girl! it’s so confusing sometimes to have an emotionally unavailable mother!

is this anything?

turnt on the gummy call it twizzler

bsky? but where will I get my pop base updates about the election????

some of us are full of spite! what is this?? church??

So it’s on roblox but it’s not actually roblox it’s like a dress up game where you make outfits based on a theme and then you vote each other’s fits out of 5 stars and wait babe where are you going

I look forward to ur efforts

✍🏻 day 2 on bluesky and I’m already at my limit

I was just served coffee by a Bob Ross imposter

happy to announce that I will also be weird here 😌 there is no escape

Elon continuing to kill his own app 🤝 bluesky second wind

Black and white corgi puppy leaning on the arm of the couch with his back leg splayed out. His face is alert and happy.

one of these days there will be a corgi feed and I will be a part of it

i remember one time i went through 3 interviews over the span of 2 weeks and didnt even end up getting the job. a waste of time and energy and emotional bandwidth. the entire process is so disheartening. just remember, 99% of the time it's not you, it's them.

hey what if we all minded our business for like a day (me included)

am I too high or is there literally a dick in my salt rn

Tri-color corgi puppy (black and white) sitting while being pet. He looks content, surrounded by toys.

Almost exact same photo as the last except the corgi’s eyes are closed sleepily and happily.

this is the alien congress was talking about (he is eepy)

FLAMILK🦩🥛

now this is a fun fact 🐦🥛

🥹🥰 ily

Your nonhuman biologic is very adorable

i have zero evidence that anything outside my 4 walls is even real

called off work because my tummy ache is very severe. can anyone tell me some cool facts about stuff and things?