crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit

doctor frankenstein got his dick blown off in a war so he made a new guy to fuck dudes on his behalf

11.11.2025 07:05 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

album cover

my new album Made to Fade is out everywhere now. buy it on bandcamp or stream on the evil service of your choosing, i hope you love it 💚 12 songs of angst, self-hauntings, regrets and trans becoming.

crimesididntcommit.bandcamp.com/album/made-t...

07.11.2025 05:10 — 👍 33 🔁 20 💬 1 📌 3

they’re coming out with a tv that broadcasts your dreams while you sleep next to it

11.11.2025 18:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

doctor frankenstein got his dick blown off in a war so he made a new guy to fuck dudes on his behalf

11.11.2025 07:05 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

i watched barry levinson’s man of the year

11.11.2025 04:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i escape from the pit of hell constantly, it’s a game to my immortal ass

11.11.2025 02:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

not a name he chose either!

11.11.2025 01:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i met a man who's legal middle name is riddick the other night

11.11.2025 01:16 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i’m congregating around a sphere

10.11.2025 22:20 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

i never paid attention to it but it felt like i knew him. i knew jimbo quayle

10.11.2025 16:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

old enough to be bummed out that the wikipedia donation request at the top of the article isn’t by jimbo quayle or whatever his name was anymore

10.11.2025 16:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

got zapped by the rays in my sleep again

10.11.2025 14:16 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

they cast me into the deep!!!

09.11.2025 21:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my car died in a wawa parking lot the day after my album release lol

09.11.2025 02:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

got people to dance onstage with me last night

08.11.2025 19:48 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

set of the year

08.11.2025 05:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

album release show look

07.11.2025 23:23 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

just heard a very douchey metal bro outside the venue for my album release show go “oh, are they showin tony shalhoub on the tv right now???” he unites us all

07.11.2025 23:18 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

aw tysm!!!

07.11.2025 19:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

BUY MY FRIEND’S ALBUM NOW

07.11.2025 18:23 — 👍 5 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

i’m one hulahoop tournament victory away from greatness

07.11.2025 18:24 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

the world needs to heal. it needs another vince vaughn jon favreau buddy comedy about being sad and gettin pussy

28.09.2025 22:28 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

my favorite breaking bad scene. the show holds up so well

07.11.2025 01:14 — 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

thank you so much!!!

07.11.2025 16:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Made to Fade, by crimesididntcommit 12 track album

#JustListened

@crimesididntcommit.bsky.social put out a new album today. It's DarkWave about feelings of inadequacies, internalized doubts and the associated emotions. There are a few glimmers of hope and healing in this that tell a complete story.
Very good work!

Highly recommended!

07.11.2025 13:08 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

pants: the jackets of the legs

07.11.2025 07:45 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

aw tysm kate!!!

07.11.2025 07:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

masterpiece

07.11.2025 07:10 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

no other movie oscillates so perfectly between “this is the most genius thing i’ve ever seen” and “this is stupidest thing i’ve ever seen,” often in the same joke

07.11.2025 06:52 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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