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you. me and dupree set to sweep oscars ceremony for “long-overdue” awards, sources say

just punctured the thin film of reality, nbd

he is glowing

george was dicking it down sexual style in the early 00s, no doubt in my mind

say what you want about the movie, but with names like kit fisto, the introduction of shapeshifters, a monster clawing padme’s clothes to create a crop top, ki adi mundi’s head looking like a penis, and ewan mcgregor, george lucas was in his freak era while making attack of the clones

i hate when i go to smoke a cartoon cigar and it explodes

if you ever have a son, should he reach fighting age, i WILL kick his ass!!!

delivered quietly

i hate when i go to smoke a cartoon cigar and it explodes

timothee chalamet spotted personally washing the car of every academy voter in last attempt to sway oscar vote

if you ever have a son, should he reach fighting age, i WILL kick his ass!!!

delivered quietly

star wars is full of locations where the architects understood the importance of including many bottomless chasms to allow for fateful duels to take place around

jawas whisper sweet mysteries to me in my sleep

this shot of michael caine in a death wish knockoff reminded me of a very important photograph:

this is the most evil resident i’ve ever seen!!!

i’m penciling in some basking for the evening, but i don’t know what i wanna do it in

bob dylan on estrogen voice: well, my breasts, they are a-changin'!

just shook off some pursuers

it’s very important that i spend 30% of my free time being the most social party animal of all time and 70% of my free time watching movies in my home with my cat

i think it would be cool if there was a giant machine shaped like my face that could spit showers of golden coins out of its mouth and it would roll down thoroughfares and highways and shoot fire from its eyes as coins flooded the streets, devaluing all currency

no matter how bad things are, as long as there’s an online, there will be dorks taking things very seriously on there

just found out breaking bad and game
of thrones nerds online are reviewbombing episodes on imdb. it makes me really happy that in this crazy world there are still people having old school internet flame wars

i made shrimp scampi linguine

[feeling mildly congested for a few days] the rains of hell bathe upon me!!! persecution is my world!!!!

it was after i had a lot of shrimp for dinner em

a friend of mine once told me the story of seeing a pink floyd cover band and the entire time a guy kept shouting “shine on, you crazy diamond!!!” at the guitar player during other songs

just hang-glided across the moon

i’m running out of old arnold movies i haven’t already seen. life is a series of unrenewable resources

i got greta gerwig and greta thunberg’s names mixed up earlier

filming some gay porn with a wide anal lens

this shot of michael caine in a death wish knockoff reminded me of a very important photograph: