Govneh Jalapeno

I'm going to start a new political party. It's called Shut The Fuck Up and Feed People.

"But what if they're on drugs?"

Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People

"Or not really THAT poor?"

Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People

"What if they have a phone and nice nails?"

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FEED PEOPLE

My dad once said "You know what movie Trex (13 at the time) would really like? Deliverance!"
And I can't forget about it ever

I grew in poverty. My father had to drop out of school when he wad 12 to go to work after his father was killed in a car accident. He worked oj fishing boats while functionally illiterate My mother was not able to go to college so she worked low paying jobs until she was diagnosed

Also, gaze upon these chickens specifically

Sooooo... *do* run?

*sniffs it like a wine* I'm getting notes of the ending of Red State, and the merman from Cabin in it Woods
Delicious

This is my new favorite burgeoning theory on what will be the eventual end of Florida

"I love men! I just don't trust or respect them." -Play Nice, Rachel Harrison

Honestly, hard same 😂

Do you ever just sit back and wonder who you'd be today if you'd never discovered whippits in middle school

"High Fiving MF," Local H

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RELEASE DAY: RIGHTEOUS TRASH, the third book in my Boise Noir trilogy, is out today! It's got:

1. The wildest robbery I've ever written.
2. More rounds expended than a Peckinpah film.
3. Snarky sibling rivalry.
4. Tons of stuff done blown up gud.
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If Jack were prosecuted for murder, would it be for one, or for each individual bug

Jack is the absolute most dramatic boy
He steals a holiday because he's bored at work
Then when he fails
He sings a whole song first about how he'll be dust, then how he did a great job anyway
And then runs off to be a hero to save the girl he refused to listen to to begin with...

"Santa's looking heroin-thin this year..."

Do you think if you walk any direction out of a holiday town you end up at the groove of holiday door trees like a Twilight Zone episode

T now has their heart set on finding it, ha. We're gonna learn the hard facts

You know...I don't hate the idea though 😂

Did everyone else just assume that Oogie committed some/too many Halloween crimes and Jack locked him in the basement? Because I just realized it's never said.

Love that Jack just has a functional electric chair in his office
Vibes

"Aw, is the peasant too scared to talk to the king..."
My child, about Sally
Fucking teenagers, yo 😂

Where does the food go when eaten by a woman made of leaves

"And ABSOLUTELY no one's dead!"
Also, they kiss and that looks so unique
Follow up question
What does courtship and coitus look like in Halloween Town

Why do they elect a mayor but there's a king
What is Halloween Town's system of government
#AskingTheHardQuestions

Who is the guy in Kentucky. Why him specifically. What did that one guy do to piss Jack off.
Do I smell a prequel?

Watching Nightmare Before Christmas. Jack is an under appreciated zaddy.
Fight me.

"Last Caress," Misfits

"Die Motherfucker Die," Get Set Go

"Big Red Rocket of Love," Reverend Horton Heat

"Closer," Nine Inch Nails