Liz

You’re adorable (complimentary)

You can relax everyone, they're out, now we can just enjoy baseball!

I would take it but in a heist way

GIMME YOUR FINGERNAILS

Thanks for not asking me to drive over the Throgs Neck either

Happy to take you to Walgreens for life saving science any day

I’m 40 years old and still want to grow up to become Jenny Lewis (College Street Music Hall in New Haven with @rubyfalls.bsky.social)

Hope you said hi to my old house and also yelled at traffic on route 30 (a time honored tradition)

I would be happy to join you at a hold steady concert where I could bowl between songs

Outside in a crowd for 4 days??????? No thank you!!!

❤️

I don’t want to hear from any random PACs again in my entire fucking life. Lose my number dipshits

I had one yesterday

CHELSEA I SENT THIS TO YOU MOMENTS AGO ON PHOTO APP IM DYING

It’s from my favorite Guster song and not the landmark in Tennessee, whose social media manager I’ve been locked in a heated battle with to register usernames on websites for years

I got into it today with someone about how smut in books is a good thing, actually

Ready to lace up my orthopedic vans to see Rilo Kiley with @suzannelb.bsky.social

IMPORTANT: Guster played Ruby Falls and it’s the first time I have heard my favorite song live in at least 12 years (I had lost track and hope tbh) very happy to reset the timer I love you @guster.bsky.social I will now go to the merch table and buy two shirts xoxo

They do not Clare, hope this helps <3

Since I have the adhd time blindness issue, I am either over an hour early or I am 10 minutes late. Guess which one I am tonight for Guster

Pals full transparency: I’m very much aware that things are bad, I’m trying to not doomscroll or be on social media, so I may not be around much while I try to take care of my people and my brain
Also I miss telling stories about a*** so maybe I’ll start a substack or something

Cassidy looks joyful in new pic

PEETA MELLARK SUPREMACY 🥖🥖🍞🍞🥖🥖

Come to Connecticut for bottom right superior pizza

Going to buy an expensive purse tomorrow because fuck it

Mine are all the top row lol

Happy December 10 @chaoticgirlie.bsky.social 🎂🎉

They would discuss my digital footprint in graduate level classes

The thing about Magic kingdom is you don’t know what to eat for dinner and you just end up at cosmic rays because the fireworks crowd is a nightmare and you have to eat something and well it’s there

I’m not one to ask about coffee bc I don’t drink it