Dr. Jack-o’-lantern

The Handbasket has not been acquired by CBS News but I will continue not being a craven asshole.

The Point Of No Return We Are At War, Whether We Want To Be Or Not

The American cities Trump has vowed to invade one by one produce 90% of this country's GDP. We must withhold these funds, and our infrastructure, from the United States Government, until these invasions stop

If you only read one thing I've ever written, please make it this

wtf

….but as for me and my lab, we will keep on doing the work.

Still struck by a Merriam-Webster IG post I saw on legal doublets: artefacts of the bilingual Norman legal system. The English synonym went first in the pair

law (English/Germanic) & order (French/Roman)
cease & desist
all & sundry
lewd & lascivious
breaking & entering
free & clear
will & testament

Schlitler sounds like a blue MAGA nickname for trump, just sayin.

Get your ass home right now 😂

The kids are alright 😅😭

I am ashamed to say this had not occurred to me. 😞

@bsky.app mods??? this is still labeled?? this is violence? mods????

The ads are whatever, but I think betting ruins the experience period… I didn’t even like fantasy baseball because it messed with my otherwise pure rooting interests; would be so much worse if it had actual money attached to it.

This is how you journalism

This is amazing! (But for sure only a select subset of candidates could come close to pulling it off 😂)

Oh come on (to him, not you)

Soon as they stop payment on that check I’m grabbing Nina Totenberg

We finna do JOURNALISM

Vaccination during pregnancy was associated with lowered maternal risks of COVID infection, stillbirth, preterm birth (including a 34% lower risk of severe preterm birth before 28 weeks), neonatal intensive care admission, & congenital anomalies

1/2

Post something random or have an awful October.

well that was 47 different blown opportunities

fuck baseball I’ll see you all tomorrow

No more double plays, guys what are you doing 😭

the eternal plea of baseball fans everywhere: more runs please

I always expect him to look like this

The language of non-consent around AI is really telling. "It's too late to be scared." "It's here whether we want it or not." "You'll have to learn to work with it." "You can't fight the inevitable."

All just variations of "you're not allowed to say no." Creepy technology made by creepy people.

Pretty sure this counts as cardio

This is fine

a close up of a cat with the words curiosity intensifies written below it ALT: a close up of a cat with the words curiosity intensifies written below it

Damn it

Drew this is probably just because I have a Ph.D. and all but I can think of some ways this could be bad actually.

If you see this, share a pic from your device with no explanation…

Thank God, it isn’t just me 😆