Dan

Bidet people are so smug “I’m so clean! I’ve eliminated the need for toilet paper!” Oh really? Doesn’t a bidet spray your ass with water? Ok wet ass

02.04.2025 12:30 — 👍 1771    🔁 84    💬 299    📌 17

Wikipedia screenshot of the page of Clotworthy Skeffington the first.

Wikipedia screenshot of Clotworthy Skeffington the second.

The most remarkable thing about Clotworthy Skeffington is that he went ahead and named is first son Clotworthy Skeffington.

04.03.2025 02:59 — 👍 5698    🔁 321    💬 215    📌 43

we are so back

28.02.2025 20:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

all i’m gonna say is there’s a reason we didn’t become good friends until chatgpt came out /s

08.02.2025 01:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Screaming. A million mouths screaming but also laughing the sky will bleed and there shall be a great flensing a burning away of the flesh it is coming there is no way to stop what is coming.”

02.02.2025 18:39 — 👍 15707    🔁 1638    💬 456    📌 121

Today’s update from me, the rogue White House staffer: there seems to be a new president? Not sure what his name is yet (nervous to ask) but I think I heard someone call him Dan

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24.01.2025 17:55 — 👍 3364    🔁 231    💬 112    📌 13

y’all told me i was crazy when i downloaded all of tiktok and put it on blu-rays but who’s laughing now

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